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Kevin

@tautoru.io
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Cyberpunk, cybersecurity leader, champagne socialist, adopted kiwi 🇳🇿

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Kevin @tautoru.io · 21/09/2026
I’ve been beaten down and down and down. Yet I gave them chance after chance. Today, I snapped.
My letter to Labour:

Hello

I’ve been watching with growing weariness as NZ Labour fail to commit to undoing this government’s reckless mess, urgency abuse and other shifts to the hard right. 

Today I see that Chris Hipkins has confirmed that Labour will not reverse the hugely damaging and inequitable Landlord interest deductible. (https://www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361084332/labour-will-not-reverse-landlord-tax-cut-interest-deductibility-change)

Please immediately cancel my membership and cease billing for my donations. Clearly Labour do not want people like me to support you anymore, and I cannot support any party willing to keep the status quo when so much damage was done over the last 3 years. More centrist inertia is not what brought me into the Labour tent.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 18/09/2026
Pic showing Luxon as an available product to buy; a hard boiled egg for $3.50
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 17/09/2026
LOL. LMAO Even
A poll on Stuff for preferred PM. 
Luxon - 13%
Hipkins - 8%
Peters - 6%
Seymour - 6%
Swarbrick - 10%
Wong - 5%
Ardern - 51%
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 02/09/2026
Milo "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles... I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone." This motherfucker wished for this for others
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 24/08/2026
We are back here aren’t we.
A scene from the Simpsons where the Right Wing are shown as being comically evil and the Centre/left are shown as inept.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 13/08/2026
Motion 8 from the Internet NZ AGM fails with only 22.5% For, and which required ⅔ For to pass
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 13/08/2026
This is helping
Glass of cognac and some Whittakers chocolate
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 02/08/2026
Strip out the complete fuck up, we’ve got a booming economy!
A punchable thumb, Luxon.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 01/08/2026
We may need snow ploughs
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 01/08/2026
I found an ancient scroll.
An old meme. Still checks out. Clean all the things. A caricature of a person holding a broom, shouting “CLEAN ALL THE THINGS”
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 13/07/2026
Marie Antoinette holding her severed head; a scene from the Paris Olympics opening ceremony in 2024
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 27/06/2026
😎
Screenshot confirming that Cape Verde advance as Uruguay exits.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 22/06/2026
This is certainly reminding me of home.
A can of NZ beer, by Urbanaut. It’s a version of the British bitter, ESB, made by Fullers
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 14/06/2026
😬
NBA 4th Qtr 4m48s left on the clock, Spurs-Knicks 83-83
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 23/05/2026
What if we were set free from the cursed timeline this Thursday/Friday?
A picture of Harambe, the gorilla killed on 28th May 2016, with the caption: “5 days left until the decade long Harambe curse ends”
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 13/05/2026
For what it’s worth I see Klipy on my mobile app today.
Screenshot of Bluesky’s GIF search function showing KLIPY as the source
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 29/04/2026
What. The. Actual. Fuck?? Are we led by donkeys?
Screenshot of the intro of a Herald article:

“Prime Minister Christopher Luxon held crisis talks with Foreign Minister Winston Peters in the Beehive last night after Peters' office released emails to the Herald showing Luxon wanted to shift the Government's position to show "explicit public support" for the US-led war in Iran days after it broke out.”
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 27/04/2026
We all know he’s a pathological liar. So him deciding he needs to push this line out there is telling.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 23/04/2026
Regrets…
Closeup of the idiot Matador, who has a grimace of regret, similar to the rug doctor lady.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 20/04/2026
“My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane”, says a jaded looking lady sat in a chair, with a newspaper on her lap
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 19/04/2026
Yikes
Rain radar showing a thunderstorm closing rapidly on Auckland today at 3:30pm
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 17/04/2026
A failed political legacy awaits. The trumpets have sounded…
A cat rides a white dog with the caption “And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. and the rider’s name was death.”
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 13/04/2026
I know in the grand scheme of things, this is irrelevant, but Luxon’s alleged use of Comic Sans in professional email communications is triggering me 😵💀 www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
An excerpt from the Stuff article about the NZ removing titles and awards given to suspected rapist AndrewMountbatten: 

It was unclear if he would stop wearing the New Zealand medal, so Hayward suggested that the Cabinet Office write to the Palace
saying it understood Andrew intended to relinquish the award based on that earlier statement. To officially relinquish the award, they needed King Charles to cancel it.
Luxon's chief of staff, Cameron Burrows, said he liked Hayward's suggestion. And Luxon replied, in blue comic sans, telling her to
"please progress" with that plan.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 13/04/2026
Scrolling this without context made me double take.
Screenshot of the two preceding skeets.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 13/04/2026
Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” painting, often used to note when someone is offering an opinion that may be unpopular with the mainstream or majority.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 08/04/2026
When the day comes, I’ll be ready.
A bottle of champagne A label on a bottle of champagne, chilled and ready to drink. The label says:

“To be opened on the joyous day of the death of the fascist shit cunt”
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 07/04/2026
Rebooted LuxOS but unfortunately it seems there are more problems.
Windows Blue Screen of Death
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 05/04/2026
This is us currently.
A graph showing that as of Easter Sunday 06:30am, 90% of NZ Power generation was from renewable sources (Hydro, Wind, Geothermal, Solar). The remaining 10% is mostly gas.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 03/04/2026
Diesel is more expensive than 95 up near me!
Photo of a BP petrol station showing Diesel at 374.9c and Petrol 95 at 362.9c. 91 is 344.9c and 98 is 374.9c
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 30/03/2026
New book series obsession 👀
The first seven books in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, a LitRPG genre, but very accessible and entertaining. 
Bonus remembrance shrine to Louis, our beloved 16yo cat who passed last year. 🐱
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 27/03/2026
I too have a pic on my phone that I feel obligated to add to this discussion
The Doof Warrior from Mad Max: Furt Road, playing a post apocalyptic guitar.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 26/03/2026
Previous Labour Govt Blamed again, in the style of the [Country] mentioned meme
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 24/03/2026
I’m in…
A message confirming that I’ve joined internet.nz
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 24/03/2026
I got the screen grab to help illustrate your observation.
A picture of a thumb, with a character in a suit. Much like Luxon, the thumb alone doesn’t engage effect with policy, leadership, or empathy. It’s stuck up his arse most of the time.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 23/03/2026
I see that despite International advice, our Government continues to do sweet FA about anything, and in fact decides to stick its head in the ground, despite NZ not having Ostriches. #nzpol
A screenshot of a news update from The Guardian on 2026-03-23 02:21 GMT, quoting the head of the International Energy Agency, Fatih Birol, speaking to the National Press Club in Canberra.

The advice he gives is that energy reduction measures should be considered such as Working from Home, reducing speed limits and air travel.

This is because the global shock to the oil and gas markets is double that of the 1970s and Ukraine crises.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 16/03/2026
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair! Otherwise known as the police sketch for a wanted man, accused of flashing in the local park.
A close up of a portrait of Christopher Luxon, flattering in breadth, but making him look like a police sketch for the local flasher.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 14/03/2026
The concerts are going to be fun
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 09/03/2026
What a headline #nzpol
NZ Herald headline from 9th March:

Christopher Luxon begins his most challenging week as fresh poll results shows Chris Bishop and Erica Stanford less unpopular

Story by Tom Coughlan and Jamie Ensor 

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/christopher-luxon-begins-his-most-challenging-week/PPMFXMVRN5H4VBLIGVDGCBLCTA/
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 08/03/2026
Redditor claims to have some juicy knowledge. If this is true, I’m not happier. Mitchell’s not really better and I’d rather Luxon led the govt to defeat.
Reddit post claiming they have heard from National MPs that Luxon is being rolled in favour of Mark Mitchell
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 02/03/2026
Tick Tock motherfucker.
Death searches for rapists
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 27/02/2026
An excited character holds a mop and exclaims “CLEAN ALL THE THINGS”. An ancient meme from the archives of the great library of Alexandria.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 24/02/2026
You’ve inspired me.
A bottle of champagne with a Sloth labelThe reverse of the Sloth label, proudly announcing that the champagne awaits the “Joyous day of the death of the fascist shit cunt”
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 19/02/2026
The straight faced shovelling of shit is mind blowing. The US Department of “Justice” has a picture of a 34 count convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and suspected child abuser on their building.
Convicted felon Donald J Trump appears as a flagship poster on the US Department of Justice.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 16/02/2026
A picture of Portishead’s 1994 album, Dummy
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 15/02/2026
Scene from Inglorious Basterds, where an Allied agent holds up his hands to indicate the number 3, in a way foreign to actual Germans. 
Elon Musk posted “English-Scotts-Irish” perhaps unaware that Scots is the correct spelling, because he’s an ignorant fuckwit
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 15/02/2026
I humbly suggest some other things to smash.
David Seymour, President of the sex offender’s supporters club of New ZealandChristopher Luxon, Pastor of the church of the immaculate incompetency.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 09/02/2026
I’m a bit of a floater…
Map of BlueSky showing my username floating between Europe and International progressives
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 06/02/2026
Camaraderie Against Totalitarian States.
CatsA cat
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 05/02/2026
Death picking the next to die from the game of life.
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Kevin @tautoru.io · 05/02/2026
pencilsandpurpose.square.site
President Trump in his true form, a stinking dead pig sucking on an apple with awful hair.
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