Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ugh. I probably should have taken Wednesday when I felt it building. Having a full calendar isn't a good excuse for going into work ill. But stupidity is forgetting you're not at 100% and deciding to mow the overgrown lawn! Hi I have a fish's brain. Hopefully you're back hale and hearty. 010
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Even though I get sick somewhat frequently, they're usually no worse than a post nasal drip but man ohh man this one is putting the hurt to me, even with ibuprofen and acetaminophen. Time to get hopped up on sleep meds and hibernate through this disease 110
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got a mega case of ick. My head feels like it's in a vice, body aches. I guess everyone no longer cares about germ spreading now that the pandemic is a memory for Americans, so we immunocompromised are fucked. (I've got leukopenia.) 110
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Honestly the best way to go at it. Perfect friction level. And the messy glazed ponut afterward is a special treat~ 111
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hmm... You might need a little stretching first... 4474
Reposted by Memoirs of a Gay SharkSkarf @skarfyeen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's #fursuitfriday. Come say hello the way yeens do. (Get your nose in there) 3385
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Heading home tomorrow from an amazing getaway weekend. Worried what I'm coming home to, haven't had an internet connection up at home since Friday morning. 061
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Ever just in that mood where you need to sniff someone's smelly places?? Suck on their dick for a while? Pull their feet to your face and rail their brains out? That's been me the last few weeks. Need toes for my nose, and tight hole for my pole! It wont be tight anymore afterward! :D 4385
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Want me to rub it until the hair sheds off? 010
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Alright pup. On your back, feet up in the air (in my face). I'll give you a breeding so deep and so goopy thick that you'll think you may actually have gotten pregnant. 120
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Damn! What's that delightful sce-- Oooohh... *licks his lips and smirks* Lunch time, puppy. But you gotta "make" it first. 1181
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Unless your eyes've got tongues, quit starin' and get to making out with this musky shark ass! 6508
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026*tap, tap, tap* Well? Where’s that mouth? You key saying how good you are with it. Prove it. It’s waiting… 2422
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026If they truly stink, my snout will lead me to them 120
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026If it includes tasting that dangler and sniffing those paws, I’m in. 030
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I need a bro to get swole with like this! Woof 110
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My poor baby, my big man! Thankfully this is behind you now! A few weeks you’ll forget this ever happened 0130
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Father’s Day to all the boys I’ve impregnated over the years! Or maybe they should be saying it to me… 0120
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 16/06/2026We yellow sharks don’t understand ourselves even 010
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My under desk assistant was away from his post, so i left his breakfast on the floor. 3567
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I always reply to that sentiment with “…yet.” 110
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Happy birthday my love! You’re now full of beef 140
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 18/05/2026It’s 90 here too. I feel like the last time i did the full parade it felt this hot. But who can say in a wet carpet 010
Reposted by Memoirs of a Gay SharkΘΔ Twisty ΘΔ @twistsodaroo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026It was lovely meeting @taris.bsky.social at #FWA2026 0313
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I don’t even have tickets! Guess I’ll see what happens! Gonna miss you tho bro! Can’t shiver without ya! 110
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Who’s gonna check my reg at fwa? They’re gonna stink like me after. I’ll be there Wednesday afternoon! 3686
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Get kissed, idiot! (You decide if @leopardshark.bsky.social or I am the idiot. [Probably me]) 📸- @tojothethief.bsky.social 4675
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I don't remember if I had the zipper open or not, I do remember I was afraid of being *too* revealing? But a good bottom hides my clappers best~ 110
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 11/04/2026It's fursuit friday!!! And this time, a rubber shark and his sexy stepbro @yinrave.bsky.social are showing off! From ANE26 #fursuitfriday 📸 - @drfrankenstein.bsky.social (?) 1602
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 02/04/2026*fills your ultrasonic humidifier with sharkwater* 060
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Getting fishy with @leopardshark.bsky.social and me! 120
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 27/03/2026No no, you’re rubbing your paws in anticipation of PLAY 020
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Did someone say “play”??? #fursuitfriday with @melonsplash.bsky.social 420212
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Well I guess I GOTTA get tickets to this again, now, don't I? 010
Memoirs of a Gay Shark @taris.bsky.social · 24/03/2026[Doesn't understand why he cant touch da fishies] 0202