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They do have the most testosterone.

This guy’s talking about the slope of someone’s brain? He looks like Mr. Potato Head on steroids. Like the good ones. Like Barry Bonds used.

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Traveling back from a campaign event with Donald Trump after he gets heckled all night?

Well, good for Natalie for knowing how to pronounce “vegan.”

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I thought it sounded kind of like a girl asking her sugar daddy to pay her rent and buy her a new dress and earrings.

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The reason they assume that Democrats commit rampant fraud when they’re in office (even though they don’t) is because that’s exactly what they would do if they were in office. They can’t fathom anyone in a position of power not using that power to grift and steal as much as possible.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nah, they were at home so he could just get in his car and watch the second half in a bar.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So if Alberta is no longer part of Canada and they give all their resources to Trump, what exactly do they have going for them? I’m not sure they’ve thought this through.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

But Tom, have you considered the effect on Trump’s tee times? And let’s be real, nobody’s learning anything in an Arkansas school anyway.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sounds like they just explained why they’re never on the national stage.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Translation: “I’m going to tear down the Oval Office.”

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wait, so if I go out and get drunk and assault a woman, I’m actually the victim according to Matt Walsh if she was more sober than I was? Um… I can’t even imagine what his hard drive must look like.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah, I’m going to go out on a limb and say this isn’t true.

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Tremendously wars. Hugely wars. Wars like no one has ever seen before.

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Barely made it out of the first quarter.

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That and the courts. They’ll probably just say “Hey, we followed the order to give them back their access. Then we took it away again. You didn’t say we couldn’t do that. So they have to sue us again.”

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They’ll probably just say something like “Well, we followed the court order by letting them in yesterday. The fact that we’re banning them again today is a separate issue and they’ll have to sue us again for that. See ya in court after a few months of motions and delays.”

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If I vote for Democrats I might get health care and no brown people being shot in the street. Nah, give me $9/gallon gas.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it’s an order of magnitude larger.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Judge order, appeal, delay. Judge order, appeal, delay. Nothing ever changes.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Same thing as always. A firmly worded rebuke from a judge and no consequences at the most. But more likely nothing at all.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice." Gabriel Garcia Marquez One Hundred Years of Solitude

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

And the least surprising part is that he says it’s the one thing he’s not allowed to do, meaning he believes he’s allowed to do anything else.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This looks like a guy taking batting practice in a 30-degree warehouse and he’s afraid to hit the ball because it will hurt like hell if he doesn’t barrel it.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’ll wait until Trump or Hegseth deny it before I accept it as true.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They’d have to be having sex so probably not.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Or she’ll get indicted for mortgage fraud or vandalizing the reflecting pool.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My mom had me at 17. Completely uneducated. I was smarter than her by the time I was 5. Not actually great for my development considering my dad wasn’t much older and was either working or playing golf my entire childhood.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Oh please. He loved Trump until Trump said he couldn’t be in the USA anymore.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The next day of honest work Bessent carries out will be his first. Hopefully it will be making license plates or doing laundry.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So Trump’s extorting Bezos for another “donation,” I guess.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Bice: “…my bigger fear right now — people don’t go vote.” Trump: “I want to make it much harder for people to vote.” Bice: “Yes, sir. Brilliant, sir. Sounds great.”

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Someone in my extended family who used to work for Musk is trying to start a company to privatize weather data, presumably because he knew this would happen.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Like that was ever in question.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Well, our president does. Why wouldn’t our intelligence agency?

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

More Democratic congresspeople need to respond like this, to be honest.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Natalie has to do something to make herself useful.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I doubt most people in Blacksburg or McBee have had a lot of run-ins with trans people.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

No doubt there are thousands of South Carolinians for whom this is the biggest issue even though they’ve never seen a trans person or a women’s sporting event but that pales in comparison to the 55 million people who live there.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

How the hell did the Times view a letter that she wrote to Trump? Someone must have seen it and taken a picture of it, right?

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

He doesn’t want his daughters to be trafficked to billionaires and then thrown off of yachts into the ocean to die? Sounds like a commie.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

That woman looks like Snooki ate another Snooki.