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Tar Heel Guy

@tarheelguy.bsky.social
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UNC Tar Heels. Atlanta Braves. Miami Dolphins. Fantasy baseball. History, photography, literature, chess, math, music theory. Cats. I don’t like fascism.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Um. Excuse me, what?
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, I’m going to go out on a limb and say this isn’t true.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jesus Christ, PayPal bot.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Serena’s own words on the topic.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That’s debatable but even if it’s true, the problem with that is that skill doesn’t do you any good when there is no time and space to perform that skill. It doesn’t matter how well you can shoot if you can’t get the shot off. It doesn’t matter how well you defend if you’re just getting lobbed over.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wasn’t even the game of the night though.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Why did they arrest an ICE agent?
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
She agrees.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Going to tell my grandkids that this was the 2026 USA men’s curling team with their alternate in the center.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’m guessing it wasn’t random.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
OK, but this all describes the U.S. as well.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If we even have game shows in 2028.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Called it.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I’d never even heard of this misshapen dick-nosed weirdo. Jesus. Is it possible to be rich in this country and not be a completely irredeemable human being?
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Am I wrong?
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The smugness that can only come from someone who has no idea how truly incompetent they are.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The team on the right is down 14-6 at halftime because they’re the Dolphins and of course they are.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I wondered this 3 weeks ago.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This woman was already neck deep in her feelings today just thinking about it.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
And also this gem (also with comments disabled). Really odd to describe putting a guy with 99 stolen bases over the past 3 seasons on first base every time he comes up as “excluding him from play.”
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
And when I pointed out that the Dodgers issued the 2nd most intentional walks in baseball this season she replied with this but because she had cowardly disabled comments I couldn’t explain how ridiculous it is to say there aren’t consequences when you’re putting Ohtani on base every time you do it!
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This snowflake came up with the worst take in baseball take history and when the comments started turning against her she disabled comments and quote tweets instead of just deleting her stupid post. Wow.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
You don’t say.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I literally have no idea what you’re even talking about.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Cincinnati at Utah
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Yeah, why don’t black people pull themselves up by their bootstraps like he did?
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I can’t even imagine what this is supposed to mean.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This is why being a Dolphins fan in 2025 is great. We don’t have to deal with the roller coaster on the left, just the predictable misery of the right.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Well, there are a few but they don’t show pictures of them.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No shit.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
This ESPN article claims Acuña’s throw was 301 feet but that seems a little short. For reference the straight-line distance from the RF foul pole to 3B is 337.2 feet.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Um… might need a lifeline on this one. #trivia
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This adorable little furball flops over on her back for belly rubs every chance she gets and lets me pick her up and carry around like a little baby with no complaints at all.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
This isn’t going to help my batting average. #fantasybaseball
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
@muellershewrote.com is blocking me because I said I didn’t think the DOJ would have any consequences for disobeying court orders. Doesn’t seem like she’s one of the good guys.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Teams are just making up player names to call now instead of drafting Shedeur Sanders.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This is how Cleo says hi.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Cleo has objections.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This really ain’t it, y’all.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Kind of like this guy.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This is what you wrote. This is what I was responding to. It implied that on any team other than Baltimore he would be penciled in as a starter, not that he could maybe have started a couple of games last year. I wasn’t reading anything in bad faith. I was just asking for clarification. Jeez.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
According to the metrics you quoted UNC should be a 9 seed and never have been on the bubble at all.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
That heat wave at midnight though.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Someone made a game out of my life and I didn’t even get royalties.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’d wear this shirt next time I saw him.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Sort of half-watching Dateline and I don’t know what this guy did but I assume he got arrested because of his hair.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I am running out of ways to spoil this girl. #cat
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Nope.
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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Is Jobu a celebrity? If not then it’s Zack Morris.
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