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Tao of Frank

@taooffrank.bsky.social
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I believe reports of fake news are fake news. Some people don't understand sarcasm. No, seriously...

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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Welcome to the age of The Infinite Workday
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 11/06/2025
BREAKING: Brian Wilson, visionary leader of the Beach Boys and a giant of modern music, dies at 82.
bit.ly
Brian Wilson, Beach Boys visionary leader and summer's poet laureate, dies at 82
Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys has died at 82. One of the world’s most beloved and influential musicians, his family posted news of his death to his website Wednesday.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The truth? That's so 2015!
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A real Dick move for sure.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
If you believe those justifying the current market volatility, the only stock I'd invest in right now would be Kool Aid.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
If you believe those justifying the current market volatility, the only stock I'd invest in right now would be Kool Aid.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Next season of White Lotus should be set in Australia with Henry Winkler as the hotel manager because the series has truly jumped the shark.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Not true. Trump is safe. MAGA is safe. Russians are safe...
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This guarantees you always get the bigger slice of pizza and not the one with the missing pepperoni.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
After reviewing the Kennedy files, I can confirm with absolute certainty that it was a bullet that killed JFK, and he is most probably still deceased.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
@nothingventuredtao.bsky.social
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
He's simply saying that losing 200%of your 401k is a good thing.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
No need for concern. It's just because it's Free Big Mac Day at the DOJ
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
They're not wrong. Those figures are rather sensitive - in an infantile sort of way.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Thanks. Makes egg prices seem silly now, doesn't it?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
He really needs to start in Palm Beach. Every maid, nanny, greenkeeper - predominantly eastern European - working for his neighbors
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sorry to disappoint, guys. It's Ash Wednesday. A-S-H Wednesday.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Today is Mardi Gras otherwise known as Fat Tuesday. Otherwise known as every Tuesday in my house since Covid. #mardigras
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The same place we all did: political purgatory.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
#Earthquake in WeHo
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
#oscars
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
#comic #business #awards
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I think it's more like his Viagra®
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Define "human"
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hope the noise from his chainsaw isn't a distraction
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I'm guessing it will only get worse.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Organic Green Tea Party perhaps?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Organic Green Tea Party perhaps?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Wouldn't that require them to have a first one though?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Wouldn't that require them to have a first one though?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The producers of Conclave right now...
media.tenor.com
a bald man wearing a black shirt that says bad to honor makes a funny face
ALT: a bald man wearing a black shirt that says bad to honor makes a funny face
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The producers of Conclave right now
media.tenor.com
a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and overalls .
ALT: a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and overalls .
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The producers of Conclave right now
media.tenor.com
a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and overalls .
ALT: a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and overalls .
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I fear in the end this will be less about corruption and more about ineptness. Both well-meaning, neither is prepared to lead the second largest city in the country.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
...as Trump practices his own kind of brain implanting practices as well.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Are you sure this is just not promotion for a planned "Hunger Games" prequel?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Are you sure this is just not promotion for a planned "Hunger Games" prequel?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
ALT: a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Poor Mitch #McConnell. It's all because of the damn new law they put in that requires senators to be alive while serving.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Poor Mitch. It's all because of the damn new law they put in that requires senators to be alive while serving.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Poor Mitch. It's all because of the damn new law they put in that requires senators to be alive while serving.
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