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Tao of Frank

@taooffrank.bsky.social
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I believe reports of fake news are fake news. Some people don't understand sarcasm. No, seriously...

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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Welcome to the age of The Infinite Workday
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 11/06/2025
BREAKING: Brian Wilson, visionary leader of the Beach Boys and a giant of modern music, dies at 82.
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Brian Wilson, Beach Boys visionary leader and summer's poet laureate, dies at 82
Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys has died at 82. One of the world’s most beloved and influential musicians, his family posted news of his death to his website Wednesday.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Next season of White Lotus should be set in Australia with Henry Winkler as the hotel manager because the series has truly jumped the shark.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
After reviewing the Kennedy files, I can confirm with absolute certainty that it was a bullet that killed JFK, and he is most probably still deceased.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
@nothingventuredtao.bsky.social
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sorry to disappoint, guys. It's Ash Wednesday. A-S-H Wednesday.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Today is Mardi Gras otherwise known as Fat Tuesday. Otherwise known as every Tuesday in my house since Covid. #mardigras
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
#Earthquake in WeHo
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
#oscars
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
#comic #business #awards
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Organic Green Tea Party perhaps?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Wouldn't that require them to have a first one though?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Are you sure this is just not promotion for a planned "Hunger Games" prequel?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Poor Mitch #McConnell. It's all because of the damn new law they put in that requires senators to be alive while serving.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
DOGE: Department of Grifting Everything
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Um, I would trust his "Source." Just sayin'
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Nothing Ventured @nothingventuredtao.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
One theory? Maybe those giants on the Kansas City Chiefs offensive line were actually New York Giants. #superbowl
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#taylorswift
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The same people complaining about egg prices shell out $8 a box for Froot Loops and Cap'n Crunch without batting an eye.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
With all these offers to buy other countries, I wonder if he could put up ours for sale? Oh wait he's already done that hasn't he?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
#groundhogday
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Slow news month, huh?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
To paraphrase W, it's mission accomplished. Regardless of whether it's real or, it got its name on everyone's feed.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Note to self: "No smoothies at Bobby's house."
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Um, is there a second product we're "importing" from Colombia? #colombiantariffs
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Hide your dogs!
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
In the initial proposal, rather than funds, the new administration's bill offered unlimited water pistols and super soakers.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Let me guess. He says it was a hit carried out by the Biden crime family?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Nominations are out. This one should be a lock...
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
@amynitti.bsky.social there. You got your first follow!
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"And I'll have the ice cream without sugar for dessert."
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Diligently signing pornstar hush money checks...
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Elon: "Allow me to clarify. There are many things I don't like about the Nazis..."
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
#Melania Trump to hatmaker: "I need you to make it stylish, with a brim large enough so he can't kiss me."
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
#TikTok is back online for the US. I had longer timeouts in kindergarten.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It's official. #TikTok TKOed for the moment.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I like the Kansas City Chiefs but not as much as the refs apparently do.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
See: “ironic foreshadowing.”
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Let's instead keep a list of what improves under Trump. That will be more manageable.
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Choco Harvey Milk @chocoharveymilk.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
🎉. Breaking 🎉 apnews.com/live/israel-...
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Live updates: Israel and Hamas agree to a ceasefire in Gaza, multiple officials say
Israel and Hamas have agreed to a ceasefire in Gaza and the release of hostages after more than 15 months of war, multiple officials say.
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Or instead, maybe they can stop loading everything with sugar, fat or sodium?
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#2025 #wtf #newyear
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Nothing Ventured @nothingventuredtao.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
#bonuses #inclusion #equity #businesscartoon
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Tao of Frank @taooffrank.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I'm so sure Nikki Glaser will kill tonight at the Golden Globes that I've already started a Go Fund Me page for her legal fees.
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