iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Back in the Middle Ages there were so many cool jobs, like guy who knew where to find the best rocks. You can’t do that anymore in society. Amazon just has all the rocks for cheap, but they all stink!

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 11/01/2024

Cotton Eye Joe - Minor Key - Slowed Down - 4K with lyrics dot mov

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

Jesus fucking Christ that name is a choice. The type of person who gets mad when you explain that it’s a slur, for sure.

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

Great stream idea, programming a bot that generates a lie to say about you in your chat on a set timer, then making it a mod, and then having to every so often contend with: 🗡️🌠LyingBot: Streamer was arrested for gambling in the bathroom at a baseball game during the seventh inning stretch

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 02/01/2024

Second year in a row baby, let's go!

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

Poptart mascot really going through it

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

I can confidently say in would eat this

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

Rest up and feel better, we’ve gotta watch anime on Christmas!

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 19/12/2023

Dude, I get off two exits before my normal exit to take a longer back route because it will Be faster this time of year that driving by Roosevelt Field.

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 10/12/2023

Help, he can’t swim! The sauce is too thick!

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

I have worked through every day of it, including today too. I am dying.

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

I stick out my gyatt for the rizzler day in and day out to make a living, a good living, for this family, so you're going to sit down, eat your microwaved lunchable, and thank your mother, the ghost who lives in the pantry, for the bounty she provided us!

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

Hey I’m already sick, so it’s not my problem!

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

Two bars on the gosh darn positive bird flu test!

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

Happy December to Remember Snails Event to all who celebrate!

It’s a snail on a leaf, vibing. A cute lil guy.

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

The company needs me to come in on the weekend and die www.nastycar.info

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

I’m Grover Clivensdale

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

Your British aristocrat name is some dumb shit combined with some other dumb shit. Mine Is Grover Clivensdale

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

Free speech, libs!!!! Read the Bible!

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Gotta just fire off a DM to @hcjustin.bsky.social quickly, shouldn't take a second

A Discord DM that reads "Bro look at these buns"

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

Credible reports that Nickelodeon Studios is enriching pieces of the Aggrocrag to start a fledgling nuclear program. Concerning. Need to get UN inspectors in there.

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

It’s good when bad things happen to Max Verstappen. Good for the sport!

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Jared Leto solemnly quoting Elvis at me seems the right level or weird and cursed for this inaugural Las Vegas Grand Prix shitshow.

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

Yeah, I’m right handed, but I piss goofy.

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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

Every so often I think about the concept of “micro dosing bullets, to build a resistance” and giggle a little bit.

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