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Dave

@tanumb.bsky.social
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Occasional video game dipshit. Just want to be a goof with a heart of gold. Burn joyfully, give off light. Views are my own because no one else is this dumb.

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Barrett Courtney @barrettcourtney.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They Want You to Fight Back Premiering now: youtu.be/0jflTpN_A9g?...
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The Kennedy family is cursed because 100% of the luck ended up in Leon.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The number of blowback seasons we are going to get out of 2025 alone is crazy.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Well shit…
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Put in a job application at this small company in Rome, heard they are deliberating about the position in a big meeting today. Fingers crossed!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Every day I’m being offered new and varried awards, honors, etc. for brain, intelligence, that sort of thing.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Imagine an alternate timeline where like 2008 local shows all had a single band covering Haruka Kanata
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
Once again @limegrove.bsky.social has adopted me a beautiful son for my birthday!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
Oh yeah, I love that italian bread, what's it called?
A Tarutaru from Final Fantasy XI with the name plate "Fochacha"
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Back in the Middle Ages there were so many cool jobs, like guy who knew where to find the best rocks. You can’t do that anymore in society. Amazon just has all the rocks for cheap, but they all stink!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
Cotton Eye Joe - Minor Key - Slowed Down - 4K with lyrics dot mov
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Great stream idea, programming a bot that generates a lie to say about you in your chat on a set timer, then making it a mod, and then having to every so often contend with: 🗡️🌠LyingBot: Streamer was arrested for gambling in the bathroom at a baseball game during the seventh inning stretch
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Second year in a row baby, let's go!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Poptart mascot really going through it
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
I stick out my gyatt for the rizzler day in and day out to make a living, a good living, for this family, so you're going to sit down, eat your microwaved lunchable, and thank your mother, the ghost who lives in the pantry, for the bounty she provided us!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Happy December to Remember Snails Event to all who celebrate!
It’s a snail on a leaf, vibing.  A cute lil guy.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
The company needs me to come in on the weekend and die www.nastycar.info
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Your British aristocrat name is some dumb shit combined with some other dumb shit. Mine Is Grover Clivensdale
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Gotta just fire off a DM to @hcjustin.bsky.social quickly, shouldn't take a second
A Discord DM that reads "Bro look at these buns"
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Credible reports that Nickelodeon Studios is enriching pieces of the Aggrocrag to start a fledgling nuclear program. Concerning. Need to get UN inspectors in there.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
It’s good when bad things happen to Max Verstappen. Good for the sport!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Jared Leto solemnly quoting Elvis at me seems the right level or weird and cursed for this inaugural Las Vegas Grand Prix shitshow.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Did you hear he's LIVE?! www.nastycar.info
nastycar.info
Twitch
Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Yeah, I’m right handed, but I piss goofy.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Every so often I think about the concept of “micro dosing bullets, to build a resistance” and giggle a little bit.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Ironing my Sunday best for one last stay at the McKittrick Hotel, for old times sake!
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1940 HITS ARCHIVE: When The Swallows Come Back To Capistrano - Glenn Miller (Ray Eberle, vocal)
When The Swallows Come Back To Capistrano (Rene) by Glenn Miller & his Orchestra, vocal by Ray EberleThis popular ballad made it as far as #2 on the weekly “...
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Elusive Rare Stream! nastycar.info
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TanumB - Twitch
Rare Stream, I'm back baby! Just like Kiryu!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
I’m at the tail end of Marineford and holy shit One Piece is good.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Yes, tech support? I have some very important files I need recovered...
A folder on a computer desktop labeled "Weird Little Guys"
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
In 2024 I’m manifesting swords and track suits for all my friends. It’s our time!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/10/2023
Update for you American capitalist pigdogs: got some really nice donations overnight that pulled us over halfway there, but time is not on our side! If you just got paid a kingly ransom of a salary: $909 to go! PayPal in bio! Help me live!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Happy Final Fantasy XIV FanFest London Keynote Address to those who celebrate!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Wes Borland’s Life Aquatic
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Going to hospital. Like they say across the pond, ahaha, some humor to lighten the mood!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Cave bed, a bed that is a cave system. ™️™️™️™️
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Catching up on tracksuit reviews!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Pan seared octopus with butter beans
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Siri, how old are my rocks?
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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 24/09/2023
1. Go to sleep 2. [Bard] Listen to a sleepy song 3. [Dark Urge] buy a pack of Marlboro Menthol
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Throwing a party where every drink is served in a break away bottle and the floor is lined in trash bags.
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
They should let you fight any animal in your weight class at the zoo
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
The number one millennial coping mechanism is saying “I lived, bitch” after anything slightly inconvenient happens, and boomers and zoomers are trying to take that from us!!!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
The only music I want to hear now is Norteño This Charming Man
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This Charming Man EZ Band Preview
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
This is the one true Bragon Ball take
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I wouldn’t get killed by a germ man, I’d just step on it!
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
My current power ranking for the pain caused by stones my body produces against my will: 1) gallstones 2) kidney stones (new addition) 3) the magical rock that inhabits my chest cavity and shows me glimpses of futures that will never come to pass
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Never thought I’d see the day where I post about pissing blood (serious) instead of pissing blood (comedic).
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Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin' (Official Audio)
“The Times They Are A-Changin'" by Bob DylanListen to Bob Dylan: https://bobdylan.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the Bob Dylan YouTube channel: https://bobdylan...
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
transmen let it be known that you are our brothers. we will drink dr pepper 10 with you and have bottle rocket wars
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Dave @tanumb.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Mulled Gatorade
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/07/2023
thank you :)
FINAL DAY OF JULY

STILL SEEKING $310

PAYPAL IN BIO

MANY THANKS FOR GETTING THIS FAR!
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