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Intoxicated satire of some marginal gargoyle midget in Moscow - www.nature.com/articles/475037b N░U░K░E░S ░I░N░ ░B░I░O

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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
youtu.be/YANd4Tn3ga8?...
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Burning Desire
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Peasants are numb Queues for a crumb Welcome to the reign, of the dumb youtu.be/i-LEYjA2k2I?...
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The Collapse
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
When will Elon Musk release @russembswe.bsky.social from Twitter jail? This is blatant disrespect of diplomatic immunity! Persecution of a dissident! Silencing of a voice of… ridiculous Russian propaganda 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
UN 2.0 with an authoritarian capitalistic touch - Pay2Win. Join now and get 1 billion PeaceCoins* for free! * PeaceCoins can only be used within Board of Peace and are not redeemable.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Albania…? Aren’t they at war with Azerbaijan?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Not SigmaMarx then?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Wow, such futuristic modernity. I bet those will never be obsolete 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
VHS or BetaMarx?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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a woman with a big hairdo is singing and the words simply the best are above her
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Turns out it’s a rebranded Nokia 3210, so you can only play Snake on it… but it’s golden 😍
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Six legs?… that’s not a cat, its a fluffy insect 😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Spontaneous and totally not choreographed protests have flamed up in solidarity with @russembswe.bsky.social and the totally unfair ban on Xitter
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If I post some poisonous bacteria to one of my enemies. Is that then considered toxic mail culture?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Sanctions a so easy to circumvent… and it gives us reason to expropriate western factories in Russia, making oligarchs and President more richer… 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Im not sure my double has kept up with my lifestyle in the bunker. 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
That explains a lot. Been carrying a lot of resentment? 😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s not like oxygen deprivation would damage anything vital for a Russian ambassador 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I hear there were attempts to assassinate our ambassadors in Belgium and Grand Duchy of Finland on X too.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Could be related to that raise you asked for last week… 🤔
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a man in a brown jacket says " if you ask you shall receive "
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
What killed the ambassador? Because if it was fall from balcony or polonium in tea … it might not have been Elon 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
That goes without saying 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Trump farted in the limo… there I said it. 🤢
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I’m not stating any facts, just asking questions…👀
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The new multipolar world order so many seem to yearn for, does not mean freedom and prosperity for the global south. It means less rules and consequences for dicktators like me, Xi Pooh and Kim the Young One. And more suffering for everyone else. … enjoy your new reality 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Lavrov seems to argue for elimination of Russian state 😳 "What is important to us is … a long-term sustainable peace based on the elimination of the root causes of the conflict"
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Today I visited the front in Kursk… by that I mean that I cosplayed in a basement in Moscow with maps of Kursk on the walls. 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
If the ideology fits… 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
1930 is so back
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
President Trump should be careful when planning invasions of other countries. Unlike the countries I attacked, Greenland do have one Nuuk. 😳
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton 📎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ashashman1.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Punch Nazi's
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Wasn’t me 👀
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I haven’t killed him… yet. If that is what you’re implying.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
We don’t copy… we steal, kill the inventor and claim it was ours all along 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If I know him well enough the copy will be cheap and low quality 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This was my plan! I mentioned to Xi last time we met and now he has copied it… who would have guessed 😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
American guns, tanks and air defenses were sent to Ukraine without any thoughts of the consequences. Imagine how useful they would have been in LA right now fighting fires instead.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
According to Russian Ministry of Tourism and Ridiculous Propaganda, 2025 may be the year that Norilsk pass Vorkuta as the most beautiful city of Russia.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
We wouldn’t want that, would we? 🙄
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
After almost three years, three quarter of a million soldiers lost and close to ten thousand tanks, we are still fighting with one hand behind the back. Waiting for the right moment to strike. This is true 4D chess.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Don’t be too sure about that 🙄
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s a rare species of victory 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s a rare species of victory 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Syrian grapes aren’t as sweet as advertised. In fact they are quite sour. We’re not weak, we just have a sensitive palate.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
In 1989 Soviet troops left Afghanistan with the tail between the legs. Two years later the Soviet Union collapsed. Today we are leaving Syria with our tail between the legs… just saying 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
You can never escape the Xitter. It will always draw you back like a Russian dicktator mobilizing you to the front. All you can hope for is some vacation on the blue side like a drunk Russian going to Thailand to fight the local police or bang a cow or something. 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Once we have soldiers inside the town of Pokrovsk we will celebrate by renaming it to Stalingrad… what could possibly go wrong?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Do you have any advice on how to console a deposed dicktator? Assad is constantly crying and wants to hug all the time. Not sure how to handle this 😳
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