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Intoxicated satire of some marginal gargoyle midget in Moscow - www.nature.com/articles/475037b N░U░K░E░S ░I░N░ ░B░I░O

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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
youtu.be/YANd4Tn3ga8?...
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Burning Desire
YouTube video by phlerpen
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Peasants are numb Queues for a crumb Welcome to the reign, of the dumb youtu.be/i-LEYjA2k2I?...
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The Collapse
YouTube video by phlerpen
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
When will Elon Musk release @russembswe.bsky.social from Twitter jail? This is blatant disrespect of diplomatic immunity! Persecution of a dissident! Silencing of a voice of… ridiculous Russian propaganda 😬
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a man in a suit is holding a wallet with two id cards in it and says " diplomatic immunity "
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a wallet with two id cards in it and says " diplomatic immunity "
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
UN 2.0 with an authoritarian capitalistic touch - Pay2Win. Join now and get 1 billion PeaceCoins* for free! * PeaceCoins can only be used within Board of Peace and are not redeemable.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Spontaneous and totally not choreographed protests have flamed up in solidarity with @russembswe.bsky.social and the totally unfair ban on Xitter
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Im not sure my double has kept up with my lifestyle in the bunker. 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Trump farted in the limo… there I said it. 🤢
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I’m not stating any facts, just asking questions…👀
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The new multipolar world order so many seem to yearn for, does not mean freedom and prosperity for the global south. It means less rules and consequences for dicktators like me, Xi Pooh and Kim the Young One. And more suffering for everyone else. … enjoy your new reality 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Lavrov seems to argue for elimination of Russian state 😳 "What is important to us is … a long-term sustainable peace based on the elimination of the root causes of the conflict"
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Today I visited the front in Kursk… by that I mean that I cosplayed in a basement in Moscow with maps of Kursk on the walls. 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
1930 is so back
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
President Trump should be careful when planning invasions of other countries. Unlike the countries I attacked, Greenland do have one Nuuk. 😳
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a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .
ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton 📎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ashashman1.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Punch Nazi's
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Wasn’t me 👀
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This was my plan! I mentioned to Xi last time we met and now he has copied it… who would have guessed 😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
American guns, tanks and air defenses were sent to Ukraine without any thoughts of the consequences. Imagine how useful they would have been in LA right now fighting fires instead.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
According to Russian Ministry of Tourism and Ridiculous Propaganda, 2025 may be the year that Norilsk pass Vorkuta as the most beautiful city of Russia.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
After almost three years, three quarter of a million soldiers lost and close to ten thousand tanks, we are still fighting with one hand behind the back. Waiting for the right moment to strike. This is true 4D chess.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s a rare species of victory 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Syrian grapes aren’t as sweet as advertised. In fact they are quite sour. We’re not weak, we just have a sensitive palate.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
In 1989 Soviet troops left Afghanistan with the tail between the legs. Two years later the Soviet Union collapsed. Today we are leaving Syria with our tail between the legs… just saying 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Once we have soldiers inside the town of Pokrovsk we will celebrate by renaming it to Stalingrad… what could possibly go wrong?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Do you have any advice on how to console a deposed dicktator? Assad is constantly crying and wants to hug all the time. Not sure how to handle this 😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Russian healthcare. 😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
War crime!!! Decadent NATO troops sighted in Ukraine. This is the naked truth! 😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Loosing followers lately? Well, it can’t be worse than for me. I’ve lost ¾ of a million followers the last three years. Strangely enough in the demographic group Russian males on vacation in Ukraine. What am I doing wrong? #750K_day
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Happy 750K-day! I’ve now officially unlocked new game mode: “worse than Napoleon” I’ve lost so many soldiers I’m in the hall of fame of worst commanders in history. But I’m not done yet. Do you think I can get to the full million before my regime collapse?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
In Russia violence is an inherent part of everyone’s lives. We fight anyone, anywhere. We fight on the beaches, we fight in the fields and in the streets, we fight in the hills… and the elevators? #RussiaIsATerroristState
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
In my youth I actually considered becoming a gigolo. Do you think I made a bad career choice by becoming dicktator instead?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
ashar al-Assad is starting to be pretty annoying here in the bunker. He acts like he lives here and refuses to go home. I’m tired of having his smelly socks lying around. Can someone help me with this squatter?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Medvedev was kind of weird already as a child. Her is a photo from third grade of him threatening his classmates with a home made model of a nuke. 😳
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Ruble reaching new heights! 🥳 #RussianBankCollapse
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Russia is a mighty empire. It’s undeniable, and you should just accept it and bow before our military might as you can see in this video 😬 Sound on! 🔊
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
In Russia everyone beats someone. Big kids beat small kids, mothers beat all kids, husbands beat wives, army guys beat civilian men and president send army guys to be beaten by Ukraine… I just hope no one will beat president.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Early new year fireworks in Kursk curtesy of their next door neighbors. The locals seem to enjoy it. 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is the new elite brigade consisting only of experienced veterans
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sending a missile worth $40M with a range of 6000km to strike a next door neighbor and only hitting an industrial enterprise, a rehabilitation center, residential buildings some garages and injured 2 people, showed the world I’m really just an ill tempered drama queen.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Launching a missile, design to go halfway around the world, at a next door target isn’t really the flex I hoped it would be… 🙄
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Apparently I’m not perceived as a scary tyrant dicktator, so I guess I have to settle with being the funny guy 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Quite obvious where he ended up.
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Red lines have been crossed. Time to show that we have the balls. The design of our nukes does not indicate the need to compensate for anything, ok?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Has it been 1000 days already? Time flies when you’re having fun. I hope my soldiers feel the same 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
One of the world’s strongest naval alliances has been signed. The high seas will never be the same. Russia has got mostly converted submarines and Congo has got… does Congo even have a navy?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Not my fault. I told you I had a red line. It was totally out of my hands.You can’t blame me for my actions when I vaguely indicated I would do something... this one is on yourselves! You can’t prove it was me anyway. 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It wasn’t me… I would never…would I?
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Nuh uh!… if you break it you bought it. No refunds on damaged units. 😬
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A prime example of a clumsy person with no coordination and a bad sense of balance. It happens all the time in Russia… 🙄😬 www.theguardian.com/stage/2024/n...
theguardian.com
Vladimir Shklyarov, Russian ballet star, dies aged 39 after falling from building
St Petersburg’s Mariinsky Theatre says dancer was taking painkillers for an injury and fell from fifth floor
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Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Russian soldiers don’t discriminate and treat Ukrainians worse than they treat their own countrymen… They loot and destroy as much in Russia as in Ukraine. 😬
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