Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026youtu.be/YANd4Tn3ga8?...youtu.beBurning DesireYouTube video by phlerpen 000
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Peasants are numb Queues for a crumb Welcome to the reign, of the dumb youtu.be/i-LEYjA2k2I?...youtu.beThe CollapseYouTube video by phlerpen 000
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026When will Elon Musk release @russembswe.bsky.social from Twitter jail? This is blatant disrespect of diplomatic immunity! Persecution of a dissident! Silencing of a voice of… ridiculous Russian propaganda 😬media.tenor.coma man in a suit is holding a wallet with two id cards in it and says " diplomatic immunity "ALT: a man in a suit is holding a wallet with two id cards in it and says " diplomatic immunity " 041
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026UN 2.0 with an authoritarian capitalistic touch - Pay2Win. Join now and get 1 billion PeaceCoins* for free! * PeaceCoins can only be used within Board of Peace and are not redeemable. 000
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Spontaneous and totally not choreographed protests have flamed up in solidarity with @russembswe.bsky.social and the totally unfair ban on Xitter 163
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Im not sure my double has kept up with my lifestyle in the bunker. 😬 020
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I’m not stating any facts, just asking questions…👀 100
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025The new multipolar world order so many seem to yearn for, does not mean freedom and prosperity for the global south. It means less rules and consequences for dicktators like me, Xi Pooh and Kim the Young One. And more suffering for everyone else. … enjoy your new reality 😬 100
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Lavrov seems to argue for elimination of Russian state 😳 "What is important to us is … a long-term sustainable peace based on the elimination of the root causes of the conflict" 021
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Today I visited the front in Kursk… by that I mean that I cosplayed in a basement in Moscow with maps of Kursk on the walls. 😬 021
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025President Trump should be careful when planning invasions of other countries. Unlike the countries I attacked, Greenland do have one Nuuk. 😳media.tenor.coma candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo . 010
Reposted by Tanked PutinASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton 📎🏴 @ashashman1.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Punch Nazi's 081
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 23/01/2025This was my plan! I mentioned to Xi last time we met and now he has copied it… who would have guessed 😳 232
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 10/01/2025American guns, tanks and air defenses were sent to Ukraine without any thoughts of the consequences. Imagine how useful they would have been in LA right now fighting fires instead. 141
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025According to Russian Ministry of Tourism and Ridiculous Propaganda, 2025 may be the year that Norilsk pass Vorkuta as the most beautiful city of Russia. 151
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024After almost three years, three quarter of a million soldiers lost and close to ten thousand tanks, we are still fighting with one hand behind the back. Waiting for the right moment to strike. This is true 4D chess. 360
Reposted by Tanked PutinTanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024It’s a rare species of victory 😬 0111
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Syrian grapes aren’t as sweet as advertised. In fact they are quite sour. We’re not weak, we just have a sensitive palate. 051
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024In 1989 Soviet troops left Afghanistan with the tail between the legs. Two years later the Soviet Union collapsed. Today we are leaving Syria with our tail between the legs… just saying 😬 131
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Once we have soldiers inside the town of Pokrovsk we will celebrate by renaming it to Stalingrad… what could possibly go wrong? 030
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Do you have any advice on how to console a deposed dicktator? Assad is constantly crying and wants to hug all the time. Not sure how to handle this 😳 010
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024War crime!!! Decadent NATO troops sighted in Ukraine. This is the naked truth! 😳 000
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Loosing followers lately? Well, it can’t be worse than for me. I’ve lost ¾ of a million followers the last three years. Strangely enough in the demographic group Russian males on vacation in Ukraine. What am I doing wrong? #750K_day 141
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Happy 750K-day! I’ve now officially unlocked new game mode: “worse than Napoleon” I’ve lost so many soldiers I’m in the hall of fame of worst commanders in history. But I’m not done yet. Do you think I can get to the full million before my regime collapse? 030
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024In Russia violence is an inherent part of everyone’s lives. We fight anyone, anywhere. We fight on the beaches, we fight in the fields and in the streets, we fight in the hills… and the elevators? #RussiaIsATerroristState 020
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024In my youth I actually considered becoming a gigolo. Do you think I made a bad career choice by becoming dicktator instead? 110
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024ashar al-Assad is starting to be pretty annoying here in the bunker. He acts like he lives here and refuses to go home. I’m tired of having his smelly socks lying around. Can someone help me with this squatter? 140
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Medvedev was kind of weird already as a child. Her is a photo from third grade of him threatening his classmates with a home made model of a nuke. 😳 2166
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Ruble reaching new heights! 🥳 #RussianBankCollapse 120
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Russia is a mighty empire. It’s undeniable, and you should just accept it and bow before our military might as you can see in this video 😬 Sound on! 🔊 031
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024In Russia everyone beats someone. Big kids beat small kids, mothers beat all kids, husbands beat wives, army guys beat civilian men and president send army guys to be beaten by Ukraine… I just hope no one will beat president. 010
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Early new year fireworks in Kursk curtesy of their next door neighbors. The locals seem to enjoy it. 😬 000
Reposted by Tanked PutinTanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024This is the new elite brigade consisting only of experienced veterans 011
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Sending a missile worth $40M with a range of 6000km to strike a next door neighbor and only hitting an industrial enterprise, a rehabilitation center, residential buildings some garages and injured 2 people, showed the world I’m really just an ill tempered drama queen. 010
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Launching a missile, design to go halfway around the world, at a next door target isn’t really the flex I hoped it would be… 🙄 010
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Apparently I’m not perceived as a scary tyrant dicktator, so I guess I have to settle with being the funny guy 😬 110
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Red lines have been crossed. Time to show that we have the balls. The design of our nukes does not indicate the need to compensate for anything, ok? 150
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Has it been 1000 days already? Time flies when you’re having fun. I hope my soldiers feel the same 😬 130
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024One of the world’s strongest naval alliances has been signed. The high seas will never be the same. Russia has got mostly converted submarines and Congo has got… does Congo even have a navy? 162
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Not my fault. I told you I had a red line. It was totally out of my hands.You can’t blame me for my actions when I vaguely indicated I would do something... this one is on yourselves! You can’t prove it was me anyway. 😬 020
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Nuh uh!… if you break it you bought it. No refunds on damaged units. 😬 000
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024 A prime example of a clumsy person with no coordination and a bad sense of balance. It happens all the time in Russia… 🙄😬 www.theguardian.com/stage/2024/n...theguardian.comVladimir Shklyarov, Russian ballet star, dies aged 39 after falling from buildingSt Petersburg’s Mariinsky Theatre says dancer was taking painkillers for an injury and fell from fifth floor 100
Tanked Putin @tankedputin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Russian soldiers don’t discriminate and treat Ukrainians worse than they treat their own countrymen… They loot and destroy as much in Russia as in Ukraine. 😬 020