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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Can someone explain to me the whole putting your dick in jail for a month thing?

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Every Brazilian guy I've ever hooked up with has done the cuddle/convo/mininap thing right after and it's perfect.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Trip planning with a travel friend who is gonna rail me, get railed by me, and picnic iconicly with me in Paris next weekend.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm visiting Giverny in ten days. It's a gardening/arts pilgrimage for sure. Can't wait to freak out in a Monet painting or 20 at his gardens. I wish the French liked edibles though. I want to enhance!

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've been on this "acquire redundancy" journey that has me buying highly functional "dumb watches", a disconnected digital audio player, DVDs, etc. Next up is a digital camera. All to help reduce smart phone involvement/intrusion in my life. Already feeling the peace.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

As a Pats fan (on a thread at this point) Fuck Drake Maye, Marry Sam Darnold, ķįļł Eli Manning.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I did not expect to be eating smoked trout dip and a Guinness next to people maybe rolling from the "rave" around the corner. Bar Harbor um.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Goals. 😏 Had my first "show me yours I'll show you mine" encounter on vacay here growing up. I don't feed the Acadian black bears, they feed me.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

When April has Easter and Christmas season effectively starts in October, Christmas in July seems unnecessarily pushy. That's way, way, wayyyyy too much jeebus for a reasonable person to endure.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I had plans with bears and cute friends and guzzlrs this weekend but it all got canceled after some phone addicted lady rear-ended me on Fri. Got my brain rattled and had to stop using it for a couple days (no screens). Glad my BP is finally normal again. Not using your brain is boring and weird.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Christmas in July can fuck off. 30% of the year for one holiday is vastly too much.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

TBH I'm way more excited for the MEX-ENG match on Sunday (✨🇲🇽✨) than I have been for any featuring my home country or whatever it thinks it is right now. Oh and Happy 250th Barfday. '76 was so much better.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Explain my @ I was carpooling to a regional burn when we realized we didn't have burner names, so we agreed to name ourselves after the next signs we saw. We passed a hair salon. Done.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Warning to anyone seeing movies at Regal theaters: Arrive late, or you'll be a captive audience in front of a one minute war dot gov strongman propaganda piece. Suing for assault.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Normalize giving your otters precious rocks and mus(s/c)les on this, National Otter Day. When's wolf day?

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I'm generally a pretty good home cook at this point. That said, I apparently can still be trusted to ruin your $30 steak for you.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

20y ago I bought a BluRay player that came with 5 free DVDs. I chose from a "best of" list and got The Prestige. I finally watched it tonite for the 1st time. So good. But David Bowie as Nikola Tesla...kinda mind blowing on some levels. Great movie to start the zhuzhed up cuddle enabled media room.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I have a bunch of friends who've moved to Chicago and I feel like they pity me (or judge me) for staying in Texas. So now I make fun of how gay guys there all dress in black/gray minimalist athleisure like Berghain line contestants in 2016. I do this as a coping mechanism.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I'm very much here for short king week (5-1 to 5-8). 👑🔥💛

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Unpopular opinion...Matteo Lane's sidekick Nick Smith is a helpless, one dimensional prop and that schtick is tired and, across entertainment, been played out for decades. Not tagging anyone though because comedian shade scares tf outta me.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Watching a timeline of someone taking in a stray dog and fattening them back up and helping their happy doggie temperament return really gets the happy tears going for me. Maybe it's finally time, 18 months after Barney passed, to bring one back into my life.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I'm beginning to think meth is the biggest gateway drug towards evangelical christianity.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Normalize sending nudes to your sick friends. 🤧😈

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

My first wet dream was starring Bruce Springsteen. 40 years later I'm discovering more reasons why. Just watched footage of the first two minutes of his L.A. concert. He's a warrior for good.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Being home sick for the past week has afforded me tons of time to ingest lots of Meta social media and YouTube. It's, to no surprise, overwhelmingly AI, bots, and paid promotions. But to consume it almost exclusively for a whole week is a creepy way to realize it. So I'm shopping for a dumb phone.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Easter in New Orleans looks like so much fun.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I felt so guilty for wanting to do nothing but sleep and doomscroll this past week. Turns out I've had both strep and flu the entire time. Oof.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Garrett Crochet has the most obvious vpl show in baseball.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Suddenly my socials are being flooded with "yacht house" content and I'm suspicious that both the tracks and the DJs are AI generated.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I cobbled together my own GayBiGayGay tonite, which became SxSW enough. Took only 6h. Marking it off.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Naked movie night always features one hot cameo (room not screen). So glad SOMETHING is filling my Alamo void.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I can't quit S. Louisiana guys.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Election season is a good time to take your Meta break. Dick-focused social media only.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

First time getting in a sling. Angles, yo.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

In case it wasn't clear, I use this account to document load deposits like an old lady with a bank book. She went to the international branch in Zipolite this weekend! Swam thru Jellyfish like Aquathem to get there.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

In Zipolite, you can catch a load by 10 and still teach the str8s how to kiki by midnight.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Smoking dum dum Texas legal hemp wyyd and thus riffing with a likely bot “from” Vegas. It’s a Saturday y’all.

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

January is definitely putting me in that “fuck expensive dinners and drinks let’s catch up while we run a couple errands and pull over for a smoothie” era or whatever that meme says.

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YES HOMO @yeshomo.co · 25/12/2025

🙂‍↕️

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Tangles @tangles.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Darkest night of the year.

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