Reposted by Tanbor-9The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2026Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw 293022518 3K
Reposted by Tanbor-9Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 10/11/2025When my cartoons become reality. #chicago 622804919 2.8K
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Fumbling the ball before reaching the end zone then out of the back as a celebration should be min 5 game suspension 020 2
Reposted by Tanbor-9onion person @junlper.beer · 30/09/2025the country is being run by people who got radicalized by being dunked on in twitter replies 505234541 5.2K
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 19/09/2025It's so fucking cool that when I look back at history from 1939 to 1945, there's now a "You are here" arrow. How convenient! 030 3
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Holy shit, that's already enough football for me. That was an incredible game. I'm stuffed, couldn't eat another bite. 030 3
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 20/06/2025opening calvin and hobbes archive to any page is relevant as fuck. 030 3
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 16/06/2025i used to think it was so petty for apple people to judge and degrade android people solely on our phone choice then I saw the trump phone 020 2
Reposted by Tanbor-9The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2025Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doingtheonion.comProtesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already DoingLOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm... 103113643204 11.4K
Reposted by Tanbor-9The Onion @theonion.com · 28/05/2025Warm Weather Finally Allows Man To Get Outside, Explore New Ways To Sweat theonion.com/warm-we... 252335185 2.3K
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 08/05/2025does this mean eucharist will now be served with mustard, relish, onions, tomato, pickle, peppers, and celery salt? 010 1
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I think the only thing young me would look up to about old me is how well-stocked I keep my cheese drawer. 020 2
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 09/04/2025He's about to take credit for this like someone choking someone within an inch of their life let's go and clames to have saved their life. 010 1
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 09/04/2025tonights bucks game doing its best impression of the recent economy 040 4
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 28/03/2025funny how i'm still thinking about how much kendrick dominated the last super bowl and not the eagles. but i mean they also did 010 1
Reposted by Tanbor-9Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 23/03/2025First trailer for "City" anime series by Taichi Ishidate & Kyoto Animation. Based on the manga by Keiichi Arawi (Nichijou). Coming on July 6. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLd... 8083152787 8.3K
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 10/02/2025god damn Kendrick fucking killed it, I felt that way initially but now that I've watched it 30 times I'm sure of it 000 0
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Funny how quietly NFTs were replaced by memecoin rugpulls. They learned that the idea that people actually want to get something and making 'art' doesn't matter, just slap a dollar sign in front of a meme and people will still fork over their retirement savings. 030 3
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 31/01/2025wish i could spend my life sleeping all day like my dog instead, I'm playing work simulators in my awake time that isn't my real life work time 010 1
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 27/01/2025As a native Philadelphian, I feel the feral urge deep inside to climb the nearest streetlight. 000 0
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 24/01/2025i'm not pro-cop... but fuck if i don't love watching a YT video of a sov-cit getting put in their place 000 0
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 21/01/2025why this orange rapist talking to me - I'm just trying to watch college kids concuss eachother 021 2
Reposted by Tanbor-9Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2025One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection 8771932503 7.2K
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 07/01/2025two drinks half and half aka a whole and whole bathroom woes 010 1
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Elon is the adult version of that kid all mellenials knew growing up that bragged about having an understanding of the matrix on a much deeper level than you ever would. 010 1
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I think if you got a good fresh enough loaf of bread a PB and j is fucking THE midnight snack. 030 3
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Was rooting for a jets shutout - but I'll take a Rodgers shutout. 010 1
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 27/12/2024As a fantasy owner of the sea d/st I'm loving this boring ass sackfest. 020 2
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Now I'm no big city fashion person ... But the fuck is this? 030 3
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Clearing an entire room of my apartment to clean and then rearrange layout was a good thought but now im like half way through and over it. 😩 020 2
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Skittles are the best fruit flavored candy. FU and fuckin come at me if you disagree. Also KitKats are the best bar candy. 010 1
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 18/12/2024if mihoyo wanted to truly damage me they'd do a year end stat recap of their games the money spent line would be the nail in my coffin 010 1
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Fear the fucking dear #bucksinsixmedia.tenor.coma close up of a deer 's face with a dark backgroundALT: a close up of a deer 's face with a dark background 020 2
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 11/12/2024For better or for worst I feel like Charles Barkley is my spirit animal. No further comment. 020 2
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Idk how you make an unbiased jury... Good luck finding 15ish people that haven't been fucked by health insurance. 010 1
Tanbor-9 @tanbor-9.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I miss Japanese convenience stores. 1 third was devoted to nicotine addiction. The second third was devoted to alcohol and the third third was devoted to snacks and softest core porn and alltogether that ruined me. And I really felt like in my year there I conquered the later 2/3rds 010 1
