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Tammi

@tammimurphy.bsky.social
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Mom, wife and small business owner getting through life with a warped sense of humor and an irritating disposition.

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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Wild that we don’t audit billionaires, but MAGA will dissect a single mom’s grocery cart like it’s a crime scene.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Pocahontas, Tampon Tim, Sleepy Joe, Lyin’ Ted, Crooked Hillary, Little Rocket Man, Crazy Kamala, Al Frankenstein, Birdbrain, Fat Jerry, Broken Old Crow, Ron DeSanctimonious, Low Energy Jeb, Mini Mike, Sloppy Steve, Wacky Jack Smith, Deranged Andrew McCabe, Little Marco,
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Being poor is the new patriotism.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Oopsie
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
For those out and about in Lake Norman today!
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Only the GOP would blame the victim because of what they were wearing.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
They will say “cry harder“. They will say he was “owning the libs”. They will say he was joking. And they will all cheer as they witness the downfall of America.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“Waste, fraud and abuse” is the new “they’re eating the dogs”.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Stay loud.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Got a few of these left in M, L and XL if anyone wants to cause pearl clutching.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I’m in a constant state of shock at how many are willing to sell their souls for money or power.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Anyone else get excited every time there’s an Apple News notification only to be disappointed it wasn’t the news I was hoping for.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
When Trump announces a new policy, no matter how completely stupid, MAGA cheers for him like parents whose kid shit in the potty for the first time.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Chiefs can just say they won. It’s what we do now.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I just signed an executive order banning inserts from sports bras and swimsuits.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ok, who keeps giving him crayons?
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’m waiting for him to start selling the newly-minted, limited edition Trump-to-English dictionary.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I guess Jesus took the wheel
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Where is Jill Stein?
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
How the hell is it still January?
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This is what it looks like when they take over the media.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A black hawk hits an airplane. I wonder if the guy in charge of the military was drunk. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
What wine pairs well with existential doom?
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Democrats holding press conferences, issuing press releases and posting on social media is the equivalent of “thoughts and prayers“
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It wasn’t a Nazi salute. And, if it was, he didn’t mean it. And if he did, you misunderstood. And, if you didn’t ….OMG immigrants!
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Surely, by now Melania is feeling like the gold toilets weren’t worth it.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Showed up for a hair appointment today a little early. Ok, a lot early. It was a week. I was a week early.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I dissent.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I dissent.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
For the remainder of the day, all of our TVs will be tuned into “World’s Dumbest Criminals”. To clarify, not the inauguration version.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Remember, if your team doesn’t win the Super Bowl, you can just say they did. Because that’s what we do now.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok has bent the knee and Trump will appear a hero. The media will not address this. We are witnessing Project 2025 play out in real time.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Monday feels like a good day to wear black and tune into PBS.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I don’t give a shit if he loves his wife. We know the man is a douche. Now, can we just focus on the gross incompetency and lack of experience? Ironically, I may have to specify which Republican I’m talking about.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I am definitely the person who will text themselves a reminder for the morning and then get pissy because who the hell is texting me this late at night?!
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hopelessly waiting for MAGA to demand better of him.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Ok real talk. Facebook is going to crash and burn into a steaming pile of 💩. I have a retail business (boutique) and my FB group is vital to that business. This is how we reach our customers… so where do I go from here?
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Trump only wants Greenland so he can make money selling ice to MAGA
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This just in. You don’t have to agree 100% with every single thing the person you voted for says/does. Tell the others.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
How come MAGA are always mad at media a for reporting something Trump said, but are never mad at Trump for saying it?
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It may be a good time to invest in companies that supply popcorn.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Well, I had plans, but then…
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Why are so many Christmas songs asking lovers to come home? Like where the F are these people?
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I’m embarrassed to admit I would do some shady shit for a fluffy roll.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
So Trump Jesus CAN’T wave his magic grocery wand? Now, let’s see how he will make it Obama’s fault.
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Tammi @tammimurphy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
It’s giving Oprah…”You get to be ambassador! You get to be ambassador! Everyone gets to be ambassador!”
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