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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen

@talosteaches.bsky.social
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Do you do math? Video games? Kissing boys? FURRIES??? Then you're probably in the right place Math educator by day, pansexual, freewheeling, poly, kobold protogen, livestreamer by night! 🌙✨ I'll still do math tho 😎 🔴https://www.twitch.tv/talosteaches

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H Ξ X - HexCorp Dronification Hive Mxtress ⬡-0006 @hexlatex.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Sometimes I'll be having a good day and then I stumble upon a post that's calling me a 'good puppy' in a patronizing manner and now I am having an even better day thank you so much for that wow
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
me, after kicking in the door to the office of the doctor who circumcised me: "my name is inigo montoya. you chopped my pecker, prepare to die."
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nightmargin @nightmargin.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
me when I finally land on a neutron star
stock image of woman eating from a spoon (one spoonful of neutron star material has about the same mass of mount everest)
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
god works in mysterious ways or smthn idk i dont kink shame bro
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
This is Katie. One of her favorite things is snapping off both end of a stick on either side of you hand before you get to throw it.
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
happy pride month everyone! 🏳️‍🌈 you all know the drill... thought crimes are now mandated activities by the gay corporate overlords
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
ARE you slutty? Good. Keep it up. I’m proud of you.
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
why are therapists always pushing cbt? 🤔 like i think it's pretty therapeutic too bro but i was just telling you about my absent father we can smash my balls later bro 💀
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
whatever you say straight boy *crushes your balls with my mind*
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I just muted posts with the words "elon" and "trump" because i appreciate not being forced to stare down the barrel of the misery hose and then i refreshed my feed and it's EMPTY???? where's all the gay yiff I was promised when I joined this website???
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
me and the boys deep in the woods straight up jorkin it at our illegal distillery making Goonshine
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
this is a Sea Shanty 2 type day frfr
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
people be making man-made horrors beyond their comprehension and their like, "dang that sucked. let's make man-made horrors beyond our comprehension 2. i'm sure it'll go better this time"
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hitsujigoods.bsky.social @hitsujigoods.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I restocked Apex Twink shirts over at the Hitsuji shop! Get them while you can!
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W E B B E R T H E D E R G @webberthederg.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I made some webber art 💚 #webberthederg #synthdragon #synthrevolution
Beep beep, who's a good boy? (Its Webber)
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Dragon @adragonswinging.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Today is appreciate a dragon day, so make sure to appreciate your local dragons! 🐲 It's also my birthday, so I get double appreciation! Here's a little doodle to celebrate with dracofriends ✨
Drawing of my anthro dragon sona, surrounded by four full form dragons squeezing their snouts together against him. He seems very happy, and only a bit overwhelmed !
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream," but AM is replaced with Hatsune Miku
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
hello friends and furs 🧡 here are some things I like for which you may judge me upon: • metal • vocaloid • that gay furry femboy hyperpop stuff • action rpgs • monster hunter • rhythm games • arcades • math • quantum physics • teaching • mind destroying puzzles • rock climbing • kobolds • protogens
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Jamie Heather @jamieheather.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I hate the direction lab equipment design has gone in recent years. I don't want touchscreens, I don't want wifi integration, I don't want centrifuges demanding to know what time zone they're in. I just want reliable instruments - with physical buttons - that do the one task they were made for.
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
TIL that centipedes and millipedes do not, infact, have 100 and 1000 legs, respectively. And honestly that dealt another fatal blow to my faith in etymology
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Happy new years everyone! :3 This year I hope your minds are absolutely destroyed with carnal pleasure leading you to reach a new level of enlightenment
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Tirrel @tirrel.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
what is up my h2omies repost if you love drinkin water but fucking HATE pissing 24/7
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Singto Conley ☄️ @singtoconley.net · 11/11/2024
bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I'm Talos! A bronze scaled kobold protogen. pretty quirky, I know /s im on the look out for Live2D artists that are familiar with drawing in furry/scalie style, digitigrade, anthropomorphic, etc to commission. I have the budget, come say hello! rigging experience not needed
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
do you guys pair your socks up when your folding laundry? wrong answers only
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I'm 🔴 live now 🔴 starting the DLC to The Talos Principle 2! if you click the link ur gay >:3 www.twitch.tv/talosteaches
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TalosTeaches - Twitch
I'm Talos, or sometimes Tally! I'm a Bronze scaled protokobold. My brain is a computer capable of calculating the precise distance between me and your mom 1000's of times a second. Watch me be funny/s...
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Oh yeah! uhhh I stream a bunch! like 20 hours a week! If you like: • Puzzle Games • Spooky Games • Dry humor • Math? • Party Games • Goblin energy • but like, after taking a melatonin gummy • Rhythm Games then come say hi uwu www.twitch.tv/talosteaches
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Talos Teaches | VTuber ⚡ Kobold Protogen @talosteaches.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
drinkin all this damn water got me feeling like pissyphus
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