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Talon, House Lizard

@taloncreature.bsky.social
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Talon. 30s | NSFW | various pornographia and cat pics here | gender is an illusion we made up so it's like whateverrr mannn Tags: #art, #nsfw

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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'Unfortunately, data scientists have confirmed that he purchased new plants while in both the "feeling good" and the "feeling bad" states, making this specific measure of wellness a moot point, unusable for reflecting state of mind.'
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baltimore. (Coprinopsis Lanatulae) (European Starling)
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he loves hugging. it’s a natural cure. don’t ask for details. #art #nsfw
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK. Maaaaaybe a checkmark in the "anxiety meds are necessary" box when I can't handle being on a crowded train without drugs.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
licccc collarbone. do it. #art #nsfw (it’s not explicit… technically)
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
loooong loooong maaaaaaaaannnn
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aminal
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B00Rad 🔜 MFF @b00rad.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
It time for Halloween, aha!!
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's most bosses from my experience!
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baltimore.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this track original for this game do we know? Oh my god where can I listen to this
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big ol' nap in the sun, autumn breeze blowing over my body, endless bliss
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YEAAAAAHHH HAHAHA!
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"What do you mean my home has very 'phallic vibes'?"
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fight fight fight fight fight!!!
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@nubtufts.tuft.party EXPLAIN THIS TRAVESTY I will invite Geshy to my house I swear
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh yeah Sorrel told me you were a Baltimorean too I think!
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Baltimore: My election ballot is *6 pages long*, because there are *13 amendment questions* that are each multiple paragraphs in length. I'm gonna need to spend a whole afternoon deciphering this, omg...
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's something about your art I really enjoy. I think it's because it's so unserious. In that way, it becomes hotter lmao
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing gets me through the day like planning a horny drawing for later in my head.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well I can see the moon with my eyes too! That's mostly what I mean. But yes that does happen.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You ever think about how cool it is that you can just see all of the details on the surface of the moon?
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That and the Outer Wilds tattoo. So good. XD
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey! Your checkout page says my address in Baltimore is unshippable. Is there a reason? Are you only shipping to specific places?
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WOW
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ovo?
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You are just destroying me with these past few posts. Holy shit.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WOW he's thick, veiny, and zappy too... the perfect combo...
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I should do this when I cum in someone. Really freak them out. ...I'm not ok. :)
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I now recognize that hypno would work on me for very mundane tasks and this is apparently how it is manifesting.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fold and hang your clothes while the soft sounds of ambient music lull your brain into peacefulness and ease, kitten.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, I love Guild Wars 3.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm gaming. I'm gamer. I need to go to sleep.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh man, I just finished playing this and this shows up on my feed lmao. So cute!
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ANYBODY BESIDES ME YOU DUMBASS (affectionate)
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Deltarune Chapter 2
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What, what an incredibly backhanded compliment LOL. To be fair you do look really good.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm glad you're around! You add a lot of color to all of the spaces you're in.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
banana passport
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I always imagined pine. It was a scent I grew up around quite a bit
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember now: it was Grasswhistle
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a nerd aside (and this is for PMDE/U/Rival Gates people, specifically) - the CHARACTER Talon has a Snover as a mom, because that was the only way to get a specific egg move I wanted. So, theoretically, he's got Abomasnow in his blood, somewhere, so this works :3c
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What if Grovyle Talon only gets fuzzy when his winter coat grows in...
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh no am I
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I'm finally starting to understand the allure and trust that comes with dressing well... How annoying. >:Y
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YEAHHH FINGER HIM YEAHHHHHHH (very good work!)
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
going 0-25 in Queen's Blood with my kitty
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dude you wanna know something funny, I ended up buying a house in Baltimore. Also here's Mia, now 11 years old.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ZOLT you know I will
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me: "chance games are scams and should be avoided because they're designed to drink your money" Also Me: *puts 40 quarters in the claw machine and yells about the huge Kirby I keep dropping*
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