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Talon, House Lizard

@taloncreature.bsky.social
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Talon. 30s | NSFW | various pornographia and cat pics here | gender is an illusion we made up so it's like whateverrr mannn Tags: #art, #nsfw

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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 4h
Baltimore.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big ol' nap in the sun, autumn breeze blowing over my body, endless bliss
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"What do you mean my home has very 'phallic vibes'?"
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Baltimore: My election ballot is *6 pages long*, because there are *13 amendment questions* that are each multiple paragraphs in length. I'm gonna need to spend a whole afternoon deciphering this, omg...
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing gets me through the day like planning a horny drawing for later in my head.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You ever think about how cool it is that you can just see all of the details on the surface of the moon?
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fold and hang your clothes while the soft sounds of ambient music lull your brain into peacefulness and ease, kitten.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, I love Guild Wars 3.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm gaming. I'm gamer. I need to go to sleep.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Deltarune Chapter 2
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
banana passport
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What if Grovyle Talon only gets fuzzy when his winter coat grows in...
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I'm finally starting to understand the allure and trust that comes with dressing well... How annoying. >:Y
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
going 0-25 in Queen's Blood with my kitty
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me: "chance games are scams and should be avoided because they're designed to drink your money" Also Me: *puts 40 quarters in the claw machine and yells about the huge Kirby I keep dropping*
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's hilarious that as much as I complain about not getting any, when the TaskRabbit guy is CLEARLY flirting with me instead of mounted my TV, I JUST WANT MY TV MOUNTED OH MY GOD STOP COMPLIMENTING THE GAY ART I APPRECIATE IT BUT STOP
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I got called a kobold today and I don't think I'll ever recover
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
After almost killing this thing in the spring (put it outside too early), it's amazing to see it bouncing back so severely. OvO
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm a slut for repeatedly driving across the country.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Expedition 33: "Of Course, It's the French's Fault"
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Baltimore.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
MIZUTSUNE IS TOO SLIPPERY
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dislike how wearing my hat like this reveals my built-in ahoge.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Imagining a world where people are coming up with new spells like "Personal Pan Stop Sign" and "Leomund's Bigass Hut"
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She's here.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If I'm going to be misanthropic, I might as well lean in a little and become a little evil.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My new roommate is like a foot taller than me, so they get to use the top shelves in the kitchen. (I can't reach them...)
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Romancing CaYa 3 @nubtufts.tuft.party · 01/09/2026
Hi Everyone, I don't usually make these posts but uh... My lease for my current apartment ends on Sept 19th, but because I only gave 30 day notice, I am being charged month to month until October. I can pay for some of this with what I have, but I can't afford the full brunt of this.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pill that makes you cum more and ALSO makes your headcold less intense? sign me up.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Buying flowers for my garden like "Gay Butterfly" and "Kobold"
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FerzAD @ferzad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Commission for @taloncreature.bsky.social I really like how this one came out, the light make this piece really intimate despite Talon being a mess right now hehe~
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How are you going to fingerfuck me into oblivion if you don't come over
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't care about network engineering I just want to fuck
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sora no Kisuki These Nuts
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's nothing that is a more stark reminder of my cultural origins (white hillbilly) than the fact that spotting this on the store shelf STILL makes me salivate.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🫳🫳🫳
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I should stop inhaling paint fumes, probably.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'd finger me
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Seph (Shameful) @lurkingseph.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
scales n softness <3
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lived in my goddamn house for almost 3 years before I figured out the bathroom fan had a dead lightbulb in it -.-
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Having a good day now.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you ever fall asleep in the sun covered in cum (it was nice)
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Matrixdragonn🐉 @zoricus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Persona cut in Kofi c0mm for tal
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am feeling bad today. I am feeling like I should be trying to make friends with people who want to be friends with me, and that feels lonely. But that's okay. I made some laminated flyers and vinyl stickers. They will weather the elements. Like me!
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Chicory 🔞🦖🐇 @plantybug.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Date idea: watching a movie and cuddling with a Goodra twice your size, who lazily pumps load after load inside you until you're as round as he is #my-art #nsfw-art
A colored and shaded sketch of a Goodra spooning a much smaller Nidorina. Her cock is flaccid, while his cock is in her ass, with the goo serving as a natural lubricant. At the top right, it says "7:54 PM."The same scene as the previous image, but the Nidorina's belly is bloated with Goodra cum, so much that her cock and balls are no longer visible. The two Pokemon are blushing. The top right says "9:38 PM."
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've been told wearing my vibrating plug while plowing someone, lets them feel the vibrations through the part of my body that's inside them. I just think that's neat. :3
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Shut up and drink your 50% Sugar Chocolate Protein Soy Milk from your Canadian AI Art Corporate Football Plastic Cup.
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Talon, House Lizard @taloncreature.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
what the cum
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