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Chantal

@talmonster.bsky.social
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I don’t even know anymore

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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hey so…anyone seen the official White House website recently? www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A fluffy kitty in a baby bouncer
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The national guard is invading our cities, the federal government has declared war on trans people and anyone who isn’t MAGA…and the Democratic Party just sent me an email asking for money so they can raise the taxes on billionaires. Way to seize the moment, yall.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Say “psych” right now.
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WIRED @wired.com · 15/07/2025
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
wired.com
The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Are you even an elder millennial parent if you don’t give your infant a faux hawk?
Cutest baby with faux hawk hairstyle smiles in his sleep
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Hiddenherstory @hiddenherstory.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Dr. Frances Oldham Kelsey refused to approve thalidomide in the US, saving thousands of babies from devastating birth defects. Her success despite gender bias-she was initially hired at the FDA partly because her first name "Frances" was mistaken for "Francis" #WomenInSTEM tiny.cc/x14j001
tiny.cc
How One Determined FDA Scientist Saved American Children From a Birth Defect Catastrophe
Dr. Frances Kelsey resisted intense industry pressure to approve thalidomide; the drug was the cause of severe birth defects in over 10,000 infants in other countries.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Yall, there’s gonna be a storm named after me this year. This is a big deal for the little girl who couldn’t ever find her name on any of those personalized pins/toothbrushes/bracelets/keychains they sold at the mall.
A graphic of 2025 hurricane season names. There are 21 names, but Chantal is on there and that’s the most important part.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
"Incidentally, the president’s sudden push for the tourist destination of Alcatraz to once again become a maximum-security prison complex came just hours after a South Florida PBS station aired the 1979 classic film Escape from Alcatraz. The president spent the past weekend... in Palm Beach."
independent.co.uk
Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I really thought this was SNL
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Is that funny? After I typed it I realized that could definitely be a scene from Flintstones…. Im so tired.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
2AM is a real bitch of a time when you have a newborn. Do I try to sleep? Nah, better just lay here in the dark and wait for the next dinosaur screech that summons me to the milk and poop mines.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
People in glass houses and all that
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Food poisoning usually only lasts a day or so, but norovirus can last more than a week. The only way to know for sure on day one is a stool sample though.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
You SHOULD be proud! Every time a new villain enters the Trump Administration I immediately know why I hate them and forward their corresponding BTB episodes to my community. CZM may not have invented the format, but it’s definitely the place we trust the most for in depth bastard analysis.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Versailles vibes
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Sitting in my doctor’s office wondering if I can reschedule my c-section for any day BESIDES April 2nd.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a man sitting at a desk with a box of boise paper in front of him
Alt: Michael Scott from the office yelling “I declare bankruptcy” thinking that means that he has ACTUALLY declared bankruptcy.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
All evil things happen at a high end resort in Sedona
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The actual story is behind a paywall. No wonder the conspiracy theories and fear mongering go viral so easily! The bad information is free while the actual information is pay to play. I’m trying to get pebbles of actual info out there while they’re just spamming the internet with free garbage.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Stuff about how DOGE cuts are hurting veterans and retirees, how DEI mania is removing important parts of history and making us worse, stuff about children suffering in Gaza and Ukraine due to foreign policies, and all over the world because of the end of USAID. But every time I think I’ve found one
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Ok I’m getting really annoyed at all the websites that force you to subscribe or have an account to get the news. I don’t post on FB much, but I am always on the lookout for articles/information that my normie/conservative extended family can digest easily. 🧵
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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I feel like we need to form a League of Relatively Normal People, and our agenda should be things like: --Canada's cool, leave them be --Lot of smart people at universities, that's a plus --We're scared of getting cancer, so let's research it --Fewer floods and wildfires would be nice
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The GOP pitch is "short term pain for long term pain." This is exactly how QAnon worked - things will be very ugly and bloody for a while, but it has to happen to usher in the golden age of wealth and freedom. The GOP is running the QAnon playbook for the entire economy.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This is not an original take, but what dirt do you think they have on @schumer.senate.gov ?
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a black hoodie is standing with his arms crossed in front of a picture .
Alt: David from Schitt’s Creek in a black hoodie is standing with his arms crossed . Looking very unimpressed and annoyed that you asked.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A thread about hippos to cleanse the palette.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Someone smarter and better than me needs to make an easily shareable weekly infographic of The Horrors and we’ll put it on FB for all the normies and aunties.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
But Robert, EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Immigrants, trans people, palestinian rights activists, eventually it’s going to be your turn when the regime decides you are an enemy
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Oh! I do remember now that RFK Jr has said in the past that he wants to do away with Ozempic/Monjourno so that is probably it!
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Obesity? Why? As an obese person I do not believe that scientists have been going too easy on us.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Gee it’s like some idiots just walked into a delicate system and started hacking at code with a machete!
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I am having a baby soon and I swear if I have to drag my newly post partum butt & incredibly vulnerable newborn to a Social Security field office to make them a Legal American Human while there is fucking bird flu and measles and MAGAs running wild…my wrath will be limitless and all consuming.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Look, it’s every woman’s dream to walk down the aisle to a chorus of old ladies singing about what a fucking nightmare you were to live with.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
We usually put number blocks on for my 3 year old and let it play while we do other stuff around the house. One day I look up and the number blocks are beating the shit out of Mario.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This thread is for important science
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I know we all kinda knew that the Dems were just Rs with (slightly) better social skills, but the mask is really coming off as far as anyone believing there is any real Opposition party in this country. “Sorry bout the fascism, it’s your fault for not voting hard enough.”
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
What the actual fuck?!
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’ll answer your question with another: The fuck?
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
democrats all had 4.5 GPAs and took briefcases to class but we really need some bathroom smoker energy rn
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Johnson’s *concerned* *sad face* reactions are both infuriating and hilarious.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
who are the brave souls tonight
a soldier on fire (labeled "live skeeter") is protecting a sleeping child (labeled "my eyeballs") from flying weapons (labeled "joint address")
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Well shit… I live a few miles away and didn’t even know it.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
3rd rock from the sun Lithgow is the best Lithgow, don’t @ me.
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Chantal @talmonster.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I really hope you’re right, but as someone who lives in a DEEP red state (only 30 minutes from the “Trump Superstore”), the people around me will blame anyone except him and his buddies. Even if my neighbors starve to death in the gutter they will do it in their red hats while waving a Trump flag.
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