Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026None of this changes that Trump is still in the files, but I’m sure he’s enjoying the day of it not coming up across social media. 010
Reposted by TalljmlazJosh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen. 8795586116973
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Tonight after almost 5 hours off gardening I took myself out to dinner. A complete stranger picked up the tab for my dinner along with his on purpose. I found out after he left. That was the sweetest thing and a lovely end to my day 010
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025It’s a weird sense of intellect when you a watching a tv show and recognize the sound stage from another tv show from several years ago. 020
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Having celiac disease means you find a dish you like at a restaurant that doesn’t make you sick and now you’ll never eat anything but that dish when you go to that restaurant forever amen. 010
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Adjustable memory foam is the avocado of pillow fillings. It takes forever to get just right and it’s only right for 48 seconds. 010
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025There has never been a more pronounced case of “victim blaming” than Trump blaming Ukraine for Russia invading it. Was Ukraine’s skirt too short? 020
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Does anyone else apologize to your dogs every day because you have to get out of bed and they don’t want to? 😂 000
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025My brain: “what the hell is going on in the world?!” Also my brain: “what is Michael Flatley up to now? 🤷🏻♀️ 020
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Many Facebook and Instagram users are finding themselves auto following Trump and Vance. It had me auto following Trump🤢, and then fiancé just blocked Trump three times and it wouldn’t save it. Just kept resetting to “Following”. Highly suspect. Did this happen to anyone else? 020
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Watching a video that shows the history of the most viewed music videos on YouTube and my fiancé’ just said “when baby shark comes in it’s over” and that’s not a phrase I ever expected to hear in my childless home. 😂 030
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025At the end of giving a company wide presentation this morning, I stuttered and said “don’t contact me” instead of “Don’t hesitate to contact me”. Corporate dream come true 😂😆 020
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025My fiancé may have a Robocop obsession. This weekend he watched the Robocop documentary series. Robocop: 90 min Robo-doc: 4 hours and 30 min. I can’t make this up. 😂 120
Reposted by TalljmlazFlynn @flynnda.bsky.social · 19/01/2025The US Government right now regarding TikTokmedia.tenor.coma man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspiciousALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspicious 353728
Reposted by TalljmlazYTJF. @thewayoftheid.bsky.social · 19/01/2025TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime 293126351579
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025✅ 1/3 of entertainment center built ✅ Installed under-sink water filter ✅ improperly turned off water on step 2 so I soaked the kitchen and myself mid-project with a blast of water. Homeownership is a “blast”. 000
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I don’t have patience for the “marked safe from missing TikTok” rhetoric. Why? It’s a place where I found a community that helped give me answers, insights, and comfort when I was diagnosed with two different autoimmune diseases and a third disorder. So yeah, I miss it. I found help. 110
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 19/01/2025It’s going to be a wild week. Remember to breathe everyone, the crazy has barely even started. Also, RIP TikTok. I loved you. 120
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’ve never had a favorite holiday song because I was drowning in holiday tunes as a pro singer. Today I found myself singing and dancing to Andy Williams “Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season”. If I end up giving an impromptu Dollar Tree performance, I guess it might be my favorite. 😂 010
Talljmlaz @talljmlaz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024News: New AI-powered brain scans found to be twice as effective as doctors at pinpointing when strokes occurred in patients, providing assessments on how much damage is reversible USA: innovation is cool, too bad your insurance denied the scan. 040