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Talan

@talanchorage.bsky.social
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Unctuous brainy caprine; botherer of animals innocent and guilty; Socratic pain in the ass on VRchat 🇩🇰 I have a telegram channel where I muse about brainstuff: t.me/Capracallosum

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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On one hand, I know that feeding birds is bad for ecosystem sustainability reasons etc. On the other, I pray every day that God's face smiles lovingly on this one Greenlandic guy I've noticed near my home, with a sunflower lanyard and a bucket of birdballs, clearly trying to amass a corvid army.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One thing that's been screensaver bouncing around in my mind for a bit is an (alleged) quote from Tobyfox, about how everyone would see him as an unoriginal hack if MOTHER 3 got an english translation. Are you really a hack/impostor, or just someone getting mastery over a Genre with Confines?
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Disdainable evil machine-device experience of the day: I've been having a small issue with being locked out of the files on my HDD from Linux Mint as of late. Disabling windows defender, on windows for VR reasons, fixed it. How any of you ITfurs can bear this nonsense is beyond understanding.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Donating your body to the sciences is so archetypal and oft-spoken of. I think the sciences have gotten enough attention. I would like to discuss the option of donating my body to The Arts.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Monster of the Week is one of the better Tabletop systems. This is because it has allowed me to start a notepad with: "KICKBOXING BIGFOOT" Underlined three times.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Upon further inspection (i.e.: Actually having met), Therians seem like an interesting lot of people. Aside from a few annoying fandom-ifications of the idea of psychosis, there seems to be an entirely interesting intellectual tradition behind them. I must prodpoke more at it at some point.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
God pulled a serious Funny on brain scientists when he gave whales such interesting social behaviours. Good look getting one of those through an MRI, you NERDS.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Facebook has started recommending me rather brazenly libertine content from the Chinese end of the furry community, and I think I'm bound to keep it in circulation. Not because it is lecherous, mind you, but because seeing a comment simply auto-translate to "DERMATITIS." amuses me to no end.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Much favoured genre of microfactoid: Large corporation with side-gig of mediocre importance that randomly makes them major in another industry. See: - Lego being the world's biggest car tyre producer. - Volkswagen's most sold product being their cantina currywurst. Multidisciplinary world.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Recounting from a telegram chat: Going to a Lidl is like a little bit of Magical Realism. You see strange figures and strange concoctions that you could've never imagined in this world. My whisky sauces have been forever altered by the strange-wondrous knowledge that paprika paste exists. Brilliant.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
One of the markers of a society heading towards an "uh-oh"-state is the amount of semi-political discussions that pediatricians just spontaneously start. I'm counting 4 over the course of... 6 days total. Very insightful.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Product concept: Depression cookbook. Dish names include "Whatever", "What I could be bothered to do" and "The Chow." Portion sizes are labelled according to weeks' worth of leftovers before you get a nutritional deficiency. Available on every pirating platform on the web.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's really about time that I buy myself an orbitoclast.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Being a healthcare professional in this community is a very funny thing sometimes. Furries will very much just walk up to you in public VRC worlds and ask if their kinks might be medically inadvisable. I /will/ answer earnestly, mind you.
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Talan @talanchorage.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
All things considered, "Felony" would be an excellent name for a cat.
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Jake🐉🐺✨ @jijikemo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Fanart of the ever charming; @talanchorage.bsky.social 🐐✨! An extraordinarily eloquent, erudite, empathetic, endearing, and above all exemplary individual! Give them some love! 💕✨
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