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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦

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He / Him. Mildly autistic introvert. Deadpool is my mentor. Weeb. Anti-fascist. Report and block. Keep Bluesky blue. No longer on Tw@tter. Account deleted.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ukraine will win this war, with or without the US. Donald Trump is a traitor whose actions repeatedly serve Russia’s interests. Europe, Ukraine, and Canada have gone as far as they can with an administration that betrays its allies, undermines their security and accommodates their enemies.
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Keep talking about the Trump/Epstein files. It’s makes Trump incredibly livid which is bad for his health.
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Badenoch is a sorry excuse for a politician.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 14/10/2026
👀 Andy Burnham: "We worked out in that interview that she wasn't a defence expert, and I think Mr Ferrari is still waiting for an explanation."
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are just coming home, arriving at their parking spot to find that the car next to their spot is parked just on the border painted between the two parking spots.
Blue: Ugh, the neighbour has parked right onto the divider line again.

Blue frowns behind the wheel, while Green sits on the passenger seat, looking unbothered.
Blue: Would you mind getting out of the car so I can park?
Green: Sure.

Having parked his car right next to the line as well, Blue peers out of the driver's seat. Green is standing outside, observing the parking job.
Blue: Am I still in our spot?
Green: Yep, you're in.

Blue's car is now parked right onto the border of the parking spot, so close to the neighbour's car that it would be impossible for the neighbour to open the driver's side door. Satisfied with the work well done, the foxes leave.
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
4 days of diesel for the US is NOT going to influence the global market. It's a bribe to his buddy Putin to help him try and win the war.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Unfortunately this administration won't as he fits right in with them. Would love to see him deported after having all of his assets seized. Israel or Russia would welcome him with open arms.
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wishing you and yours an absolutely amazing Indigenous People’s Day. 🪶✊🏾✨
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
GOP Rep. Tom Kean disappeared for 4 months & missed dozens of votes then finally surfaced, read a 5 minute speech saying he was at a mental health facility, refused to take questions from the press, and MAGA supports his reelection. But the Talarico hoax is career ending.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green as Green arrives, wearing an outrageous outfit featuring a big fluffy pink jacket, ridiculous pink sunglasses, and a big golden pendant necklace.
Blue: How was the thrift shop?
Green: Splendid.

Green pushes the sunglasses onto his forehead as he turns to look at himself.
Green: I have no idea if I'll ever wear any of this, but I had to get them.

Blue and Green look at each other.
Blue: You can always donate them back if you won't.
Green: Good point. Back into the beautiful cycle of secondhand impulse purchases.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 12/10/2026
“Anyone who, through betrayal, stupidity or for money, seeks to weaken Ukraine in its defense against Russian aggression is acting directly against their own people, their country’s security and its sovereignty,” Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk said. #Ukraine
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
500,000 tonnes equals a day's supply of diesel for the US, and 1,000,000 equals two days. This is just payment to his puppet master to prolong the war and bail the Russian economy out of the quagmire it's in.
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
300,000 tonnes of diesel to "The US and global markets"? That's 2.2 million barrels of diesel, and the US uses 4 million barrels of diesel PER DAY. This is just Trump funding Putin as Putin knows his economy is collapsing, and his little pet needs to help bail him out.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you consider that Russia has killed a bunch of children while Donald has been helping Russia get money to fund Russia doing it more, you can understand why Donald is so upset he didnt get the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ukraine giving the big middle finger to Trump. You love to see it!
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 10/10/2026
The Rostovsky Oil Terminal. #OkayThen #Russia
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Gundam statue in Tokyo on my last trip there in 2019. ⚠️ Flashing lights warning ⚠️
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The US uses on average 4 million barrels of diesel a day. 300,000 tonnes of diesel = 2.2 million barrels. He's selling out Ukraine for less than a day's supply of diesel. All because big numbers = good = happy sheeple MAGAts.
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Robert Picardo @robertpicardo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Friday @NYComicConRP . Hope to see you Saturday for @paramountplus @StarTrekOnPPlus panels with @WilliamShatner and the producers and several cast members of @starfleetac .
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump has betrayed the world. He has bent the knee to dictators. He is a weak fool out to line his family's pockets at the expense of democracy.
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He believes his own lies as fact.
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
ALT: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And I love the smell of burning Russian refineries. It's a smell these traitors need tk get used to.
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Artificial Intelligence. As there's no intelligence in the White House.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 08/10/2026
The EU wants us back ♥️ French finance minister: "What I can tell the British people is: come back, anytime."
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taking dad's dog for a walk and found some cool quartz rocks. Bigger one has lots of iron rust veins. Maybe there's gold in them thar hills? 😅
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the original scene, Professor McGonagall addresses the main trio (Hermione, Ron, and Harry) after a dangerous incident, asking: "Why is it when something happens, it is always you three?"
In this edited version, the characters represent major global entities, turning the scene into a commentary on international relations and modern political rhetoric:
• Professor McGonagall represents the European Union (EU), adopting the role of the frustrated authority figure questioning global disruptions.
• The Trio represents the Russian Federation, the United States, and Israel—three nations frequently at the center of major geopolitical conflicts and news cycles.
• The Punchline modifies the original dialogue to mimic contemporary political buzzwords. Instead of Ron's classic reply ("Believe me, Professor, I've been asking myself the same question for six years"), the subtitles read: "professor that is antisemitic, russophobic, and possibly too woke."
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meta should be banned from every country
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 05/10/2026
Ofcom rules say broadcasters cannot use politicians as newsreaders, interviewers or reporters in any news programmes. So why is Nigel Farage allowed to host his own primetime show on GB News? Demand that Ofcom takes immediate action ⬇️
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Farage on GB News: Demand that Ofcom takes immediate action - Best for Britain
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Money.
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's time. youtu.be/GSv7CeCFfAk
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Kerch Bridge On Fire (Cover) - Official Video
YouTube video by Saint Javelin - Official
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The meme coin he rug pulled and crashed the value of? That Trump coin? The coin that cost people their homes and livelihoods?
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They don't seem to be losing any tanks lately. None left to use? Or are the orcs keeping them way behind the front due to fear of drone strikes?
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He always looks like someone has cut his body in two, and the top half is slowly sliding forwards.
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deleted my Facebook profile today. Feels good.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 28/09/2026
Our polling with YouGov shows that 99% of constituencies want to rejoin the EU. And Labour promising to rejoin the EU could stop a Reform UK government. Now is the time to talk about EU membership. www.ft.com/content/a1614884-7c8c-43…
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So faaaancy.
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's an FP-5 Flamingo cruise missile coming to destroy Russia's shit!
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Latest episode of Jobless Reincarnation was just pure depression...
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been feeling a tad down lately, and every time I feel like this I always watch this video. Reminds me that it's ok to be sad and that you shouldn't force yourself to be happy for the sake of others. youtu.be/gSsJBO2JUO4
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got legs?
YouTube video by Mikasacus
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My fondest memory is the Shiva fight. I was barely keeping my eyes open, then we were all frozen, Shiva gave me steppies and then the game launched into a J-rock track. I'll always remember that moment.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 12/09/2026
❗️Germany is leading a push for a new EU loan to Ukraine backed by €210 billion in frozen Russian assets, Politico reports. The plan could replace part of the €100 billion set aside for Ukraine in the EU's next long-term budget. Sweden, Poland, the Netherlands and Spain support it. #EU
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
B&M has Christmas stuff out already....
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Tako 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @takoyakyono.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I had just come home from sixth form on my lunch break here in the UK. Turned my dad's PC on and was on a chatroom called Skatechat where I had a lot of friends. There were talking about a plane going off the end of a runway as it happened. If I can remember that, so can Trump.
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