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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social. What do you call an electric guitar that can smash rock?
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Zeta-Haru @zetaharu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Forgot to share these here on bsky
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd subscribe to an OnlyFans mathematician using sex toys to teach non-Euclidean geometry, advanced linear algebra, and Lie groups.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 💦 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/26/sweat-the-small-stuff
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The thought just crossed my mind that Willy Wonka sounds like some British cartoon euphemism for masturbation and I will never be able to hear that name the same way ever again.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's funny seeing the endless onslaught of WSJ articles written by Boomers who claim abuse from their children for enforcing boundaries. You guys spent literally an entire decade mocking us over Starbucks and avocado toast while preventing us from becoming financially independent. This is a shock?
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Digimon Beatbreak is the Digimon series we've been waiting 25 years to see.
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can tell it's election season because my spam folder is 3-4x the size as usual.
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Discount Danger Mouse
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
queen victoria told me the northwest passage keeps eating her poorly planned expeditions so i asked how many expeditions she has and she said she just goes to the royal academy and gets a new afterwards so i said it sounds like shes just feeding ships to the ice and then prince albert started crying
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The new thing is to drain our lakes, raise the temperature of the earth, raise prices on electronics, and steal the works of humanity... ...so the rich can stream their AI playing Pokemon.
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#furryart doodle
cartoon dog wearing t-shirt with slogan "overworked and underfucked". and socks
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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DarkWolf @darkwlf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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FreckledB_Art 🌼 @freckledb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Beep beep or Meep meep? ✨ #coyotevsacme
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vibe coder tears are so delicious.
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Dana Lexa, 2x Award-Winning Podcaster @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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Greta @loveycloud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love themmm #coyotevsacme
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cats
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2020 v 2026
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it love or is it lust? Pick a flower and go petal by petal. 🌼 He loves me. He loves me knot. He loves me. He loves me knot.
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Furry Yoda says: Do or Do Knot. There is no Tie.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder what it is about me that seems to draw people looking to pick fights.
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love ☕
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I. Am. Your singing telegram!"
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DJ WOOZIE 🔜 CAROLINA FURFARE @djwoozie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can apologize but that alone is not reverting it back to how it was before.
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Crème Breelée 🐺 @bloodmooncafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man...eff that noise! Besides still photos of music conductors are waaaaaay better for wizard references. We dont need that D Tier, at best, series.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not a woman but is me.
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Dema @demaclio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i don't blend in
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Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 @takathekitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let's be honest. If you had the power of time travel, you would too.
Zelda cloneZelda clone
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Herr Wozzeck @herrwozzeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, guess there's no more need for speculation: he's confirmed he's in Russia, *AND* he's thanking the fandom for it. While I don't think his fandom royalties account for *all* the funding that sent him to Russia, all y'all that *have* given him money should reconsider having done so.
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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Dandi @dandid00.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chuck
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MAGFest - The Music and Gaming Festival @magfest.org · 18/09/2026
Y'all. We did know we would sell out eventually but we did NOT know we would sell out in less than 12 hours. We are currently SOLD OUT of badges. Please stay tuned into our social media accounts and newsletters for any and all updates we may have. We just need some rest. 🥲
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MAGFest - The Music and Gaming Festival @magfest.org · 18/09/2026
We’re expected to potentially sell out of badges at some point throughout the night. I know, we’re as shocked as you guys are. Try to get your badge as soon as you can! 😬
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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𝚃𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚢𝙲𝚛𝚢𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚍 @toonycryptid.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Risk-taking Cat.
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˚⋅✧. ℝ 𝕚 𝕧 𝕖 𝕣 .✧⋅˚ @riverofstars.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are they... ...You know?
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Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Growing up, I've always hated when like dads/coaches/teachers/other male authority figures said "be a man" whenever you have some sort of emotional issue. To me it always meant, "Learn how to act exactly like me." Kids were basically taught how to stifle their feelings until some eventually find
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