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every Pump It Up double play difficult spread is like ( 1 ) ( 3 ) (22)

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surgical gloves is certainly a new one lol 😆

sooo in a lot of the world anywhere with messy food like KFC will give you disposable gloves but they're more like the ones you get with hair dye not this lmfao

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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 15h

thought the restaurant was giving me free coke but it was just gross influencer gloves burger was as meh as it looks too

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ketchup packet from 1998 and a hdmi converter

✦ taikora @taikora.com · 15h

i need dua lipa to get off the yacht and in to the studio toute👏de👏suite

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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 20h

im 4th last boarding the bus to the plane before it was full, and the 3 behind me realise they'd been split with the family for next bus panicking, staff telling them get on, half running back, gate yelling at them no no one looks at me helpless and i said "😐..we're all going to the same plane"

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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 20h

I did!! I had it when I arrived ans was starving so I didn't stop to take a photo lol, it was delicious

✦ taikora @taikora.com · 22h

one completely sexist observation ive made travel as much as i do is that women love to show up to the airport with loose items just open shopping bags, loose clothing items, overflowing totes... general miscellaneous stuff not in a bag men just keep bolting more zip bags on to whatever backpack

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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 22h

i do the same thing to btms btw

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in my uber to Tbilisi airport passing monuments and culture and realising i forgot to experience any of it

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Woman's Expressive 'Ooh' Face in Blue Robe

ALT: Woman's Expressive 'Ooh' Face in Blue Robe

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maintaining eye contact while i jackhammer the elevator door close button

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all the AI assistant things are so funny because let's be real most people spend 5 days a week in the office on a regular schedule and have like dentist appointment in the calendar... what assistance do you possibly need

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two more flights till im hoooome and very over it 😭

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korean tourists are so cute i promise you won't die if you're more than arms length apart

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beginning to think my parents aren't just waiting for the right time to tell me they're secret billionaires

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i need to flood ❤️

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and they were right! (just googled it wow)

always baffling when i get hit on by women cos im out here looking like a capital F Faggot

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goddamn widow's bay is so good

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old people look at their phone ringing like it's the first time it's ever happened

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zuckerberg really shows up once every 3 years and says "hi is this anything?" and we all groan and say no

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im Oneworld sapphire and Star gold which are more or less on par but in general i think the Oneworld lounges are better and less crowded so that's why im thinking of giving American a go Appreciate it!

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i miss when ariana wasn't doing That Face

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how did i end up in Tbilisi Georgia it's cute though surprisingly busy during the day

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do i know anyone who lives in the cayman islands cos apparently ill be there next week lol

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andioop - okay good to know!

so it seems both suck equally, this is genuinely useful information lol short version is if neither matter i need more oneworld than star points atm so looks like american for a while - who i havent flown with before at all so at least i can find out

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thanks it all seems more or less same same

prettymuch what i was expecting, thanks! i only fly united when i have to but i want to bump my oneworld points too and have some us domestic coming up - doesnt seem like either is really 'better'

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my loves if you had to fly either United or American for us domestic which is less awful?

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a stroll around Istanbul airport will expose you to combinations of perfumes and colognes you could never imagine

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google docs online: "saved as a pdf!" where? huh 🤷?

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google docs: it's so good it even works offline! google docs offline: *does not work*

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am i crazy or has tiktok kind-of fallen off the zeitgeist

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