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Taco Sommelier

@tacosommelier.bsky.social
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Hot takes on Bama, #COYS, Smoked Foods, Cocktails, etc. Prepare to be disappointed.

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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They showed half a replay here, just enough to get us agitated
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m in the stadium but pretty sure that was a pick?!
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Balls-o-steel
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Conditions are rough, but vibes are high. #RTR
Photo of Bryant Denny Stadium before the Alabama - Georgia football game
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm hopeful this will make traffic and security slightly less annoying, what with the storm already compressing everybody's travel and stadium entry into like a 3-hr window.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just read the attack scene from The Disappearers and whooooo boy I need to go for a walk. Thats some tough lit
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Next thing I know he’s pacing in the parking lot on the phone, then gets in truck and leaves before the game starts. Apparently the other refs snitched on him to the big boss, and they sent him home. Anyway, we won 3-0, with a dad as the 2nd AR. Roll Tide
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had to drive 1.5 hrs this AM for my kid’s soccer game, and the AR was measuring the field prior to allowing the match to start. Did I mention these kids are 11?
Soccer assistant referee measuring center circle of field before game starts
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
family chat is popping off about this, my niece and nephew are there (they're fine) but know at least 4 of the victims. tragic and awful.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
our corporate strategy consultant labels this kind of employee "wrong person, wrong seat". Hits sales targets, brings in business, etc., but is toxic to the organization and doesn't buy into the culture. She would say to fire them for the sake of maintaining your culture.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lol, if DC is going to post a pic of an alleged goal-robbing call, at least post one that shows what you claim happened. That ball isn't over the line in the pic they posted. maybe another angle shows it, but that one doesn't
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my wife wants us to do this also, and I feel the same way
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
False alarm, still scoreless in the season
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goal Spurrrrsssssssss!!!!!!!! (I feel like we just win something)
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new residential construction in MA creeping towards all-electric heat requirement, so at least the state building code gets it.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WE ARE SO BACK! #rtr
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, after 1 possession each I can already tell Bama is going to lose and I should find another game to watch. I won’t, but I should.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
RTR and f dem cats! (Jk I have nothing against UK actually like the school a lil bit and love Lexington, but f em for the next 3+ hours)
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s insane today for some reason
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve gotten 42 spam calls today (so far), how’s y’all’s day going?
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It was really good, had a slight bite to it on the back end. I’m on to the draft mojito now
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn’t think I’d like gochujang in a daiquiri but here we are
Ordinary Daiquiri #22 from The Ordinary restaurant in Charleston SC. It slaps IIBH.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trolling my nephew, who is somehow a sidewalk ECU fan, after he decided to talk ish to me in the family chat this morning about today’s game by calling them the ECU Bobcats
ECU Bobcats logo.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've heard of exactly 2 of these people, and the only content I'm aware of consuming was watching Alix Earl on DWTS with my daughters. But that's not even what she's on the list for?
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Post-walk Pant/Smiles, and Smug Cat; photo, ca. 2026
Thicc boi golden retriever panting on the patio with one-eyed gray cat gazing through window beyond.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
On a few planes today and I really need flight attendants to stop gaslighting us with “we have a COMPLETELY FULL flight today”. I changed flights same day and was upgraded to the next ticket class and still had an empty seat next to me. Y’all c hill with the checked bag fear mongering
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This guy owns an NFL franchise so I assume he’s a bajillionaire, and even I, a lowly hundredaire (on a good day) know that bajillionaires should not be on the front lines buying drugs or sex. Thats what the bajillions are for, hiring someone to do your bidding for you.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“I only pledged so I could grow my network in LinkedIn”
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this robot low-key runs like Deion Sanders
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Citrus cooler was the best flavor and they quit making it in the 90's because Gatorade doesn't want us to be happy. Blue Powerade Zero is now king
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It was elite for 30 seconds, until its flavor ran out
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My great books class in undergrad included a literary study of the book of John, and I think it was included within the larger Norton Anthology text the class used. I don’t think it’s uncommon it lit circles to think of sections of the bible as a work of literature that merits study.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lost in all of the Fed funding cuts for medical research, among questions like "why do we need to study sea turtle egg shells" or whatever, is the fact that GLP-1's came out of research with lizard venom.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
came here to say this and you're right. personal #2 for me is the 2018 NCG. losing by 28 had me feeling some kind of way for a while.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I made it a few months back. Pretty underwhelming, included some Napa cabbage as a layer from a recipe version I found, didn’t get tender enough. I make dumplings a bunch but that one didn’t hit, kind of disappointing. YMMV
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hoover -> Pickens -> Cowboys. The only way I got it.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
PB&J
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James Dator @jamesdator.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
<puts lips directly on mic> IT'S THE SAME AMOUNT OF SUNSHINE EITHER WAY
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
he and Haaland seem like the 2 most genuinely likeable players out there and I love that about them
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'll never stop hating the stutter step / slow stride walk up approach that has infested PK's. Mbappe should just run 3 strides and place it in the corner, then go celebrate
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
NOT OFFSIDES ON THAT ONE
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That whole thread is some “Charlie Brown had hoes” nonsense
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I went to Spain-Saudi Arabia and they played it at the end of the match. It seems to not be limited to USMNT (derogatory)
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not complaining, but what is Alexi’s status? Is he GONE gone?
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Couldn’t tell if the offsides was valid or not bc THEY DIDN’T SHOW A SINGLE REPLAY IN THE STADIUM, but it was crisp in real time. Had a blast and made some new Saudi friends in the process
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
They’re a bunch of Saudi fans sitting around me and they’ve all asked why I’m cheering for Spain, I don’t really have a good answer other than I grew up watching them in their prime. They’re trying to convert me
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
These might be the best seats I’ve ever had for a sporting event, lol
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Waiting for warmups to begin. ¡Viva España!
Field at Mercedes Stadium in Atlanta before World Cup match
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Spectacular goal COL
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