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Taco Sommelier

@tacosommelier.bsky.social
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Hot takes on Bama, #COYS, Smoked Foods, Cocktails, etc. Prepare to be disappointed.

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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13h
I’m in the stadium but pretty sure that was a pick?!
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 14h
Balls-o-steel
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 17h
Conditions are rough, but vibes are high. #RTR
Photo of Bryant Denny Stadium before the Alabama - Georgia football game
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just read the attack scene from The Disappearers and whooooo boy I need to go for a walk. Thats some tough lit
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had to drive 1.5 hrs this AM for my kid’s soccer game, and the AR was measuring the field prior to allowing the match to start. Did I mention these kids are 11?
Soccer assistant referee measuring center circle of field before game starts
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goal Spurrrrsssssssss!!!!!!!! (I feel like we just win something)
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WE ARE SO BACK! #rtr
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, after 1 possession each I can already tell Bama is going to lose and I should find another game to watch. I won’t, but I should.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
RTR and f dem cats! (Jk I have nothing against UK actually like the school a lil bit and love Lexington, but f em for the next 3+ hours)
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve gotten 42 spam calls today (so far), how’s y’all’s day going?
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn’t think I’d like gochujang in a daiquiri but here we are
Ordinary Daiquiri #22 from The Ordinary restaurant in Charleston SC. It slaps IIBH.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trolling my nephew, who is somehow a sidewalk ECU fan, after he decided to talk ish to me in the family chat this morning about today’s game by calling them the ECU Bobcats
ECU Bobcats logo.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've heard of exactly 2 of these people, and the only content I'm aware of consuming was watching Alix Earl on DWTS with my daughters. But that's not even what she's on the list for?
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Post-walk Pant/Smiles, and Smug Cat; photo, ca. 2026
Thicc boi golden retriever panting on the patio with one-eyed gray cat gazing through window beyond.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
On a few planes today and I really need flight attendants to stop gaslighting us with “we have a COMPLETELY FULL flight today”. I changed flights same day and was upgraded to the next ticket class and still had an empty seat next to me. Y’all c hill with the checked bag fear mongering
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this robot low-key runs like Deion Sanders
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
PB&J
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James Dator @jamesdator.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
<puts lips directly on mic> IT'S THE SAME AMOUNT OF SUNSHINE EITHER WAY
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'll never stop hating the stutter step / slow stride walk up approach that has infested PK's. Mbappe should just run 3 strides and place it in the corner, then go celebrate
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
NOT OFFSIDES ON THAT ONE
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Waiting for warmups to begin. ¡Viva España!
Field at Mercedes Stadium in Atlanta before World Cup match
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Spectacular goal COL
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Somebody tell Ernie you’re not supposed to wear seersucker at night. Them’s daytime threads
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Long walk with wife and dog, dog played in the creek, finished the walk with a frozen Hurricane from the local Cajun sandwich shop, and now BRAvMOR to complete an ideal afternoon.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Balagain!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Know what’s not offsides? Balogun’s smile. My man has some CRISP teeth.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
OG’s count just the same, LFG USA!!
static.klipy.com
Bald Eagle's Piercing Gaze
ALT: Bald Eagle's Piercing Gaze
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Can anybody confirm Teddy Goalsevelt is in the house?
Photo of US soccer super fan Teddy Goalsevelt
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I don’t need this much hype before Group Stage Game 1. Walk the starters out, play the anthems, line em up and blow the whistle.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Imposing martial law on midtown Manhattan so an incontinent bigot with dementia can fall asleep in public during a basketball game is truly wild.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I stumbled on a hack to format my email signature in the iPhone Mail app that’s been driving me crazy since I had to reload my mail account, and the solution included the command to “shake iPhone vigorously”. Kudos to whatever nerd figured that out
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
lol Spurs haven’t won a PL game since Christmas. If we don’t get all 3 points against Wolves today we deserve to go down #coys
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
About to take off from ATL - YOLO!!
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ive seen a few patrons rocking the yellow Egg Salad hat at Augusta today and yesterday, and of all the swag you could get there….you chose that one?! (Maybe it’s just my dislike of egg salad idk)
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
there are a lot of things absolutely wrong with this tweet but using "winning" as a noun is driving me the most insane. Also, the diet coke wtf?
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Unrelated, but his ear looks pretty good for being shot off 18 months ago.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Greetings from Atlanta! /checks notes Greetings from Alpharetta! /checks notes again Greetings from Cumming!
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Red Rocks - 2024, Nathaniel Rateliff Florence, IT - last year with the fam Phish at MSG, NYE - 2024 with my 16-yo All 3 are now core memories that I'll never look back on without smiling.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Autzen Stadium The Gorge The Caverns Stamford Bridge (specifically for a Chelsea match) Signal Iduna Park (specifically for a Dortmund match) Wimbledon Augusta National
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
She's not concerned in the least.
a graphic showing campaign donations received by Alabama congress and senate reps from corporations profiting from ICE. Sen. Katie Britt received $5,000
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I got an unsolicited email today celebrating MLK's legacy by offering a 10% off coupon for a sanitary sewer lift station inspection by a plumbing outfit in Florida. Capitalism has no boundaries.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I was this past weekend years old when I learned that Fanta was invented by Nazi Germany in WWII as a Coke replacement, since Coke was no longer available in Germany due to the larger war embargo. Wild stuff.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
What a Queen.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Shout out to Columbia House / BMG for sending me literally every one of these cd’s for $0.01, 30-ish years ago
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
What I read this year. A good mix of fiction and non-fic; page turners, beach reads, historical deep dives, bios, Pulitzers, and a few duds. My faves are in red, let me know what not to sleep on in ‘26.
List of books I read this year
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404 Media @404media.co · 23/12/2025
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
HT to the guy a few rows behind me at church this AM, who was rolling his R’s during the chorus of Veni Veni Emmanuel. “Rrrrrrre-joice” had me feeling like I was at the opera.
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Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Victory formation. Lesssgo.
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