Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13hI’m in the stadium but pretty sure that was a pick?! 220
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just read the attack scene from The Disappearers and whooooo boy I need to go for a walk. Thats some tough lit 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Had to drive 1.5 hrs this AM for my kid’s soccer game, and the AR was measuring the field prior to allowing the match to start. Did I mention these kids are 11? 110
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Goal Spurrrrsssssssss!!!!!!!! (I feel like we just win something) 100
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Well, after 1 possession each I can already tell Bama is going to lose and I should find another game to watch. I won’t, but I should. 030
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026RTR and f dem cats! (Jk I have nothing against UK actually like the school a lil bit and love Lexington, but f em for the next 3+ hours) 020
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ve gotten 42 spam calls today (so far), how’s y’all’s day going? 110
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Didn’t think I’d like gochujang in a daiquiri but here we are 160
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Trolling my nephew, who is somehow a sidewalk ECU fan, after he decided to talk ish to me in the family chat this morning about today’s game by calling them the ECU Bobcats 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I've heard of exactly 2 of these people, and the only content I'm aware of consuming was watching Alix Earl on DWTS with my daughters. But that's not even what she's on the list for? 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Post-walk Pant/Smiles, and Smug Cat; photo, ca. 2026 021
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 25/08/2026On a few planes today and I really need flight attendants to stop gaslighting us with “we have a COMPLETELY FULL flight today”. I changed flights same day and was upgraded to the next ticket class and still had an empty seat next to me. Y’all c hill with the checked bag fear mongering 020
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 15/07/2026<puts lips directly on mic> IT'S THE SAME AMOUNT OF SUNSHINE EITHER WAY 010
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'll never stop hating the stutter step / slow stride walk up approach that has infested PK's. Mbappe should just run 3 strides and place it in the corner, then go celebrate 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Waiting for warmups to begin. ¡Viva España! 280
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Somebody tell Ernie you’re not supposed to wear seersucker at night. Them’s daytime threads 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Long walk with wife and dog, dog played in the creek, finished the walk with a frozen Hurricane from the local Cajun sandwich shop, and now BRAvMOR to complete an ideal afternoon. 020
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Know what’s not offsides? Balogun’s smile. My man has some CRISP teeth. 110
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026OG’s count just the same, LFG USA!!static.klipy.comBald Eagle's Piercing GazeALT: Bald Eagle's Piercing Gaze 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Can anybody confirm Teddy Goalsevelt is in the house? 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I don’t need this much hype before Group Stage Game 1. Walk the starters out, play the anthems, line em up and blow the whistle. 000
Reposted by Taco SommelierFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Imposing martial law on midtown Manhattan so an incontinent bigot with dementia can fall asleep in public during a basketball game is truly wild. 291696356
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I stumbled on a hack to format my email signature in the iPhone Mail app that’s been driving me crazy since I had to reload my mail account, and the solution included the command to “shake iPhone vigorously”. Kudos to whatever nerd figured that out 010
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026lol Spurs haven’t won a PL game since Christmas. If we don’t get all 3 points against Wolves today we deserve to go down #coys 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Ive seen a few patrons rocking the yellow Egg Salad hat at Augusta today and yesterday, and of all the swag you could get there….you chose that one?! (Maybe it’s just my dislike of egg salad idk) 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 03/03/2026there are a lot of things absolutely wrong with this tweet but using "winning" as a noun is driving me the most insane. Also, the diet coke wtf? 100
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Unrelated, but his ear looks pretty good for being shot off 18 months ago. 020
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Greetings from Atlanta! /checks notes Greetings from Alpharetta! /checks notes again Greetings from Cumming! 000
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Red Rocks - 2024, Nathaniel Rateliff Florence, IT - last year with the fam Phish at MSG, NYE - 2024 with my 16-yo All 3 are now core memories that I'll never look back on without smiling. 010
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Autzen Stadium The Gorge The Caverns Stamford Bridge (specifically for a Chelsea match) Signal Iduna Park (specifically for a Dortmund match) Wimbledon Augusta National 120
Reposted by Taco SommelierMinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour. 2151649620293
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I got an unsolicited email today celebrating MLK's legacy by offering a 10% off coupon for a sanitary sewer lift station inspection by a plumbing outfit in Florida. Capitalism has no boundaries. 010
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I was this past weekend years old when I learned that Fanta was invented by Nazi Germany in WWII as a Coke replacement, since Coke was no longer available in Germany due to the larger war embargo. Wild stuff. 030
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Shout out to Columbia House / BMG for sending me literally every one of these cd’s for $0.01, 30-ish years ago 030
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 29/12/2025What I read this year. A good mix of fiction and non-fic; page turners, beach reads, historical deep dives, bios, Pulitzers, and a few duds. My faves are in red, let me know what not to sleep on in ‘26. 630
Reposted by Taco Sommelier404 Media @404media.co · 23/12/2025iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.404media.coArchivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss KillediCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked. 11354721764
Taco Sommelier @tacosommelier.bsky.social · 21/12/2025HT to the guy a few rows behind me at church this AM, who was rolling his R’s during the chorus of Veni Veni Emmanuel. “Rrrrrrre-joice” had me feeling like I was at the opera. 010