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🔞 oc shitpost account of @KnifeEars.bsky.social, and @rustnuttie.bsky.social nsfw, we stan Lamaty'i in this house. On a digital circus arc till evercold i fuckin guess I yap here when it doesn't feel important enough to go on the others

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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm loving japan but i miss ma compuuuuuder
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i must write themb...
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
low key my favourite drawing of Rene for a while
René raises his arms and shouts something at you, he looks exasperated, breathless, a little bit manic.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok so announcement I'll repost a few times. Way too many non-ffxiv folks follow this account now which gives me anxiety about my usual yapping- so I'm offloading tadc stuff to @rockingredcore.bsky.social so this place can just be ffxiv again. you don't have to follow or unfollow- do whatever 🙏
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
goo'nigh, im sleeby so i drew themb sleeby... an ass
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Full of anxiety, post ass to chase it away (these were two failed studies of the same pose/picture. Only the ass turned out good)
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
help i'm starting to believe i can draw
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Getting normal requests from friends
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Idk example of range, Caine I drew when thinking of Batty howling in bladerunner to prove that he was alive and free in rejection and rage against society telling him he was deserving of naught but death. Tears in rain, ect. Vs Caine I drew when "hehe dogboy Caine, lmao"
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Excuse the 10 min doodle but I keep remembering running into you yesterday hkdjghdf
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
!!!!!!GUH
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Opened my July file to grab an old sketch and look who I found to greet me lmao-
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
posting teaser doodles without explanation to trick my dumb animal brain into focusing on the stuff I'm SUPPOSED to be drawing (commissions, I'm so sorry) himb shapes, and distressed.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was drawing a bluetooth meme for a discord, couldn't quite decide what I wanted it to look like, and got distracted colouring what i wasn't supposed to be colouring #bluetooth
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I might've been pushing myself too much to make every drawing perfect recently so here's some low effort dnd scribbles to lower blood pressure. (For example, I drew a few summer doodles last week but never any "good enough" to post. So this is without that pressure.)
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
listen this wasn't SUPPOSED to end up horny but then y'know, the ghost spoke to me #Renéty'i
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'd literally just doodled a little venting thing literally minutes before the meeting as well, trying to get myself cheerful before the call- complaining works folks!
René is looking at the ground, shivering. Lamaty'i halts in her step and looks over, asking "Uh you ok buddy?"
"I'm fine..." René mumbles. "Just a second, I'm too old to get depressed."
He turns to her to reveal big sad wet eyes and she looks flustered. "Really? Cus someone looks like a big baby to me."
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This morning the bf made a pun on Pom-moon-i for my warmups. They "are" warmups so they're not that great but I had fun trying to capture that crescent moon shape in her hair. The concept is there.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Didn't you hate woke lmao?"
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This motherfucker can't be trusted with a job smh #genitalcircus #showtime
Caine appears in a conductors outfit, flashing a pocket watch and posing in a train cabin, Pomni sits in the fancy passengers set in a glittery 1920's era dress and blushes. Caine says "Madam pomni! As your loving train conductor today. Yours is the last passenger ticket that requires punching!"
Pomni holds her cheeks with a grin. "Oh my! And what a sashing conductor you are! But dearie me- I seem to have misplaced my ticket... whatever shall I do?"
Caine holds her cheek with one hand, climbing ontop of her in the seats, pushing her dress away with one knee, while Pomni is already pulling his pants down and gazing lustfully at him. He says "Never fear my pet, there are other options to pay for services aboard trains such as this~"
"Oh how grateful I am to have such an understanding conductor-" Pomni whispers excitedly.Zooble and Gangle sit in another elaborate carriage, looking at their tickets between them. Caine doesn't appear to have made it as far down the train as their carriage. "Did Caine forget about us?" Zooble grumbles. "I'm not waiting here any longer..."
The two arrive at Pomni's carriages doorway and hear Caine's voice clearly past it. "Y'know Madam Pomni- Ticket prices have gone up over the years-"
Pomni moans. "Is- Ah! Is that so?"
He replies "But don't fret my darling- I'll make sure to collect the full charge before we depart-"3 more sketches of Caine and Pomni nude, ploughing it out and kissing.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Idk if the spyro soundtrack is the appropriate background music for what I've been doing today, but it is what it is
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I rly like this drawing but
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
just two warmups I'm fond of
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you're not pomni- get lost gacha scum-
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Saw a storyboarder mope about having "no followers" at 1.4 k. So this 1k person is gonna post about the experimenting I did today, because I gotta learn how to render out of blender and I don't wanna do backgrounds. (Probably gonna dump this shot though, it doesn't work like I want it to.)
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Occult crescent experience struck me again, we have taken all of our friends to the haunted house
a text conversation:
"What are you trying to say"
The other person has posted a photo where they point at the hole in the wall in the cellar of a haunted house in the occult crescent north horn. "Go here" they say.
op replies "In the dark?"
reply "Go in the dark"
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh and this for Jax, but I thought it'd be poetic if the last line changed to she. It's midnight...
This was the way he had to go; he had no choice. He had never had any choice. He (she) was only a dreamer.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nothing to post today. But I have been bookmarking Ursula quotes that remind me of tadc, if that's anything. Because I'm ill. (repost cus I forgor alt text)
Two posts with quotes from author Ursula K. Le Guin.
First reads:
"I’m not dead. I sleep sometimes. Sleep comes very close to death, everyone knows that. The dead walk in dreams, everyone knows that. They come to you alive, and they say things. They walk out of death into the dreams."
Second reads:
"“How do I know,” she said at last, “that you are what you seem to be?”
“You don't,” Said he. “I don't know what I seem, to you.”"But each deed you do, each act, binds you to itself and to its consequences, and makes you act again and yet again. Then very seldom do you come upon a space, a time like this, between act and act, when you may stop and simply be. Or wonder who, after all, you are."He thought, I am living in a nightmare, from which from time to time I wake in sleep.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
remember kids, don't give yourself eye cancer. (also goodnight)
Caine with a big fat cigar in his mouth that is as big as his head, next to a drawing of him all scrungled up and thin, shaking, with his eyes all shrivelled and bloodshot from the smoke that went directly into them.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ok oooooone more, happy Friday
Ragatha looks panicked and blushes as she says "Wait! Wait! There's no way I could look that cool!!", Pomni grins at her and says "It's literally YOU looking that cool."
They are standing next to a projection of Ragatha in a sporty fit with a softball bat and hat, blowing gum and grinning, a sporty top half slid off her shoulder, mismatched socks and hot pants, a net gloved hand and a rose tattoo on one arm. Her hair is up in pigtails.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Been using Ragatha as a kinda rant-sona when I'm upset, but I decided to give her therapy instead yesterday. Ps: I think her tattoo's can wash off like those doodle bear toys so she can change her tattoo's whenever she wants for maximum comfort. This was just self indulgent, yes.
Ragatha approaches Gangle and Zooble and says "Can- Can you guys give me a tattoo?" They look surprised, so Ragatha rambles "Mom would've never let me get one, and now we're stuck here- but she keeps bothering me- I want to like... Rebel? And forget about her?"
Gangle and Zooble are staring with love and excitement while Ragatha shuffles her feet. "Guys?" Lastly Gangle is happily pictured drawing a rose on Ragatha's arm.Ragatha looks at the finished flower on her arms and is overcome by a remnant of panic, shivering and thinking "I'm goign to hell, Mom is going to know about this- it's never gonna-" ramble ramble.Ragatha is pictured hugging Zooble and Gangle mumbling "Thank you- Thank you- I DO love you BOTH,"
Then Ragatha is pictured in an alt-rock style outfit, holding a bat abover her head, stammering "F- F-"
Gangle and Zooble cheer her on from the side "Fuck you Mom!" Ragatha bashes her bat against the ground till it cracks and yells "Go to Hell Mom!!"Ragatha pictured in other outfits with the rose tattoo. Outfits inspired by Lady gaga's outfit from "Just Dance," and Kesha's "Tick-Tock", outfits with buckles, boots, coyboy boots, loose shirts, crop tops, hoop earrings and fishnet tights with booty shorts and short skirts.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fuck it, another instance of "some low effort shit I drew this morning I didn't think was good enough to post, but I'm still laughing at it anyway so it goes up."
"Pomni!" Caine yells. Pomni turns to see Caine with his coat open enough to show a huge pair of knockers and a huge fat ass, he has eyelashes on his eyeballs too. He waggles the ass at her, and turns to pinch his cleavage in front of her, fluttering his eyelashes. "Is this what women look like?"Pomni brandishes a spraybottle and blasts the living shit out of him with water, like punishing a naughty dog. Which he is.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I also planned Caine, if you even care
A MTG card sketched out showing Caine flourishing in a swirl of magical energy and sparkles. Bubble, gummigoo, bees, gloinks, candy and a rubix cube all swirl around him in front of a circus facade. The card is titled Caine, Circus Master, though it is a proxy of a card called Vnwxt, Verbose Host.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Damn I just sat down and drew René's whole family after they've been half baked (visually, the lore was solid) for like 2 years. Sorry I barely talk about them.
A magic the gathering card redrawn with my OC's, in the sketch phase. René, a curly haired elf, kneels, holding a book to his chest. His eyes are closed, and one hand is delicately held out behind him and open. From the book come waves of energy, revealing the ghostly figures of his family behind him, reaching back out towards him and caressing his back and hair with love. There's a curly haired elven lady and a large Roegadyn closest to him, these are his blood parents, followed by a Dalmascan hyurian couple behind them, these two took him in when he tried and failed to return to Bozja after the incident, and had nowhere to go. Behind them all is a large arkasodaran, an elephant lady, she reaches her arms around them all. She was René's tutor and caretaker in Thavnair before he left to find his parents in Bozja, they only reconnected recently, and she is the only one of them still alive, though I still plan to draw her as a ghost here. The card reads "René, reader of ruins."
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
for any zoomers in chat idk, if you haven't seen that movie you're too young to follow me probably- omg people born when this film came out are 24 i'm gonna disintegrate-
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Drew this in 5 minutes this morning and I'm still giggling about it. 99% of fics I've read recently could be summed up this way (this is good)
Caine looks grumpy, Pomni is drawing in a book, and shows him a drawing of himself, filled with a red "badness level" up to his eyeballs. Referencing the same scene in Lilo and Stitch.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i'm fuckin dumb this is the english caine card
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For no reason whatsoever, here are magic the gathering cards I wanna redraw for myself. Roxanne and Mica as Lamaty'i and René in a deck that works with itself, Kitt as a more fitting Lamaty'i as the sole commander. Vnwxt as Caine for obvious reasons- BUT I'M CURSED BY THE SHAKLES OF TIME--
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fr, even then sometimes stickers cost a bit but I had etsy folks pack me extra stickers when they see what I paid for shipping 🤣 t shirts and charms I don't bother with anymore, but stickers are an easy clap
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So many stickers ready to go out into the wide world!! Thank you!!
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Waited 2 hours in pf for m12s prog and it just wasn't filling so. FFXIV/circus shenanigans idk
Pomni, dressed as a paladin, points at Honey B lovely, a bee themed magical girl. "Alright gang, Black Cat was tough. Honey B lovely is tougher, we'll- Wait where's Caine?" The group looks confused. Then Caine is drawn floating next to Honey B in her fans clothes, waving pen-lightsThe digital circus gang drawn in ffxiv outfits. Pomni as a Paladin, Kinger as a Scholar, Ragatha as a white mage, Zooble as a warrior, Gangle as a pictomancer and Caine as a bard.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
One last sketch before bed. #Renéty'i
Alphinaud is pictured healing Lamaty'i who is passed out on the ground. René rushes in and kicks Alphinaud comedically high into the sky yelling "Step aside Kid!! There's an ADULT healer present!"
Then René is pictured healing Lamaty'i but he's sniffling and crying like a little baby.
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
bro shut the FUCk up????? wtf even-- I will kill all bots
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If anyone is at fanfest there is a wall somewhere with things on- I made this sticker for our occult crescent group ❤️ I am not there but you can give your offerings to the sticker. (do not draw over Ophe's lovely handwriting)
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Unf- uUnnGGhgUUUuuHH AAAUUrfFFAUAAAA--
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Warm ups (procrastination)
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
how it feels anywhere but in my catered bluesky feed
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TacoReviews @tacoreviewshere.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
FANFESTFANFEST
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