Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Brewing IPAs like its 2014. Such a curious and unique hop and it's worked out well here, I think. Replaced the hot side Chinook and Columbus dry hop with Sorachi, keeping the Citra, Simcoe and Mosaic for balance. 2271
Reposted by Andy ParkerThe Nag's Head Reading @nagsheadreading.bsky.social · 29/08/2026🍔 Round 2, let's smash! Grand Master Smash are back in the beer garden today with impeccable burgers & fries until 8pm. Add @elusivebrewing.com ’s Oregon Trail Hot Sauce 🌶️ + pair with award-winning Oregon Trail on Cask Line 10. 🍺 Anne-Marie & Jody have got you. Run, don’t walk! 🏃💨 012
Reposted by Andy ParkerStoo @stoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is absolutely lovely btw. Get it down ya if you see it available. Tastes autumnal 🍂 ❤️ 151
Reposted by Andy ParkerJames @gammonbaron.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The O.G. recipe. Still as resinous as ever. @elusivebrewing.com - Level Up (5% American Red). #BSkyBeer 1152
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I'd be lost with out gmail's "message received 5 days ago, reply?" auto-nudge. 260
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026There you are, enjoying your DuoLingo lesson and feeling vaguely competent, then this guy appears. Fuck this guy. Nobody is ever ready for hard mode. Let us have our fun! 140
Reposted by Andy Parkersparkyrite.bsky.social @sparkyrite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Have yourselves a great long weekend my friends 👊🏽🍻…starting on the best #beer coast in the exceptional hands of @elusivebrewing.com and @tabamatu.bsky.social #bskybeer 3202
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Interesting as always from Matt. I wonder how much the resurgence in cask has been fuelled by the globals pulling back from mass production, creating space on the bar for heritage brands like Bass, Boddingtons and output from smaller breweries. 382
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026You bet I'm filing a business rates check case on the actual deadline date. It's what deadlines are for, innit!? 030
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026We're having a clear out and I found my old Acer Aspire One Netbook - remember netbooks? Far too small to do much work on but looked pretty cool. Anyway, it powered on without a glitch. Windows 7 even awoke from sleep mode and was still showing and old work presentation! (pic nicked from eBay) 050
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Fuel costs to consumers always rise immediately when there's any kind of market event that increases crude prices but can take months to go down again when they recover. Funny, that. Those poor global oil companies with their tight margins and slim profits! 270
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Watching Masterchef with bingo card at the ready. A tuile, giroles, stuffed courgette flower, samphire, pancetta, raviolo (single) and and any kind of puree required for a full house. 7160
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Message from Mum - “I AM CANCER FREE”. We always have hope. Sometimes it’s all we have. Never stop hoping and believing things can get better. 7710
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 05/01/2026We ditched our home landline years ago, as 99% of the calls were spam. Family and friends had our mobile numbers. I'm now at the stage where our business one is 99% spam too (and thus impacts productivity) and considering ditching that, or just diverting it permanently to voicemail. 360
Reposted by Andy ParkerKings Head BS1 @kingsheadbs1.bsky.social · 27/12/2025We hope everyone had a great Christmas! We're back open today with some nice fresh beers, including the award winning Oregon Trail West Coast IPA on cask by @elusivebrewing.com Grab a roll with it as well, you can't get better than that! 🍻 0192
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Me receiving "pricing update" emails knowing without reading even them that whatever it is ain't going down.media.tenor.coma black and white cat is looking at a computer monitorALT: a black and white cat is looking at a computer monitor 2121
Reposted by Andy ParkerThe Shirker's Rest @theshirkersrest.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Now pouring: Green Hopper, our collab with the mighty @elusivebrewing.com Drink the beer, play the game: hopper-game.netlify.app Help get little Hoptimus over the A20 for a pint at the Shirker’s. 1126
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Hanging out in a bar in the CA Central Coast where the bartender keeps cancelling juke box selections to play more Paramore. Yes! (Long Island Iced Tea for effect) 280
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 22/09/2025MP @victoria-collins.bsky.social giving a powerful speech on the negative impact the addictive nature of social media can have on young people’s lives. @libdems.org.uk #LDConf 061
Reposted by Andy ParkerRoger Protz @rogerprotz.bsky.social · 23/08/2025@elusivebrewing.com Oregon Trail also voted the best IPA in the UK @camraofficial.bsky.social 2025 5374
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Wordle 1,527 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Stupid bloody game 😂. There were still two more options but got lucky. 010
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 22/08/2025"Liquid Green – cutting through the myriad of new liquid hop aroma products" Just had new piece published in Brewers Journal on how we've used liquid hop products to drive up packaged yield. www.brewersjournal.info/liquid-green... 172
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 14/08/2025One of my favourite days of the year tomorrow as we judge our birthday home brewing competition. Good luck if you've entered! Results will be posted from Elusive socials, probably around 5pm! :) 0192
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Today has been tough - waking up to news that one of my old classmates couldn’t face life any more. Please, no replies (I’m honestly fine) but I pray others can find the strength talk to folk if they’re struggling, no matter how hard that first step is x 0210
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 11/07/2025QCing the batch of OT we’re sending to the CBoB final. I don’t know what else we can do with this beer. This batch is pure OT. We’re firing our absolute best shot and hoping for the best. That’s all we can do. To even be in the mix a brewing career highlight! 8431
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Driving up the M40 at around 6am the other morning and the overhead signs start warning of a cyclist. Sure enough, a mile or two along was a bloke cycling full pelt up the hard shoulder (with a police escort). The mind boggles. How did he get on there? Where was he going? 120
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Filed my VAT return with over an hour to spare. What do small business owners do with the rest of the time that leads up to midnight on VAT submission day? 😂media.tenor.coma monkey is sitting at a desk with a receipt and a briefcase with the number 712-11 on the bottomALT: a monkey is sitting at a desk with a receipt and a briefcase with the number 712-11 on the bottom 130
Reposted by Andy ParkerElusive Brewing @elusivebrewing.com · 07/04/2025StageCraft Festival is taking place on 25th - 26th April at South Street Arts Centre in Reading. The Saturday afternoon session is now sold out, with the remaining evening sessions heading the same way, too. Buy tickets at whatsonreading.com/venues/south-str… 052
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Sunday eve batch cook of this lovely recipe done. Used 1 tsp garam masala, 1 tsp tumeric and 1 tsp cumin seeds as the spice based and substituted cream with coconut milk to keep it vegan. The kick came from 2 tsp of Angus & Oink Vindaloo Lip Tingler spice blend! www.bytheforkful.com/indian-butte... 180
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 23/03/2025The world’s best beer? Right now, on a grey Sunday in a cosy Belgian-style cafe accompanied by a bowl of nuclear hot Bitteballen it certainly is. 2320
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Thanks Paul :) This has been one of our fastest ever selling beers in can. We're down to our last case! 150
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Just had my first crack at making Pad Thai from scratch using this recipe. Didn't turn out too bad considering I don't have a wok. The flavour and texture was good but could've done with frying the noodles separately first. www.feastingathome.com/15-minute-pa...feastingathome.comEasy Pad Thai RecipeThis fast and easy Pad Thai recipe is bursting with authentic flavor! Made w/ simple ingredients and your choice of chicken, shrimp, or tofu! 3141
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Looking forward to speaking at Die Heimbrau Convention in Romrod nr. Frankfurt this weekend. It's been a while since I've done battle with PowerPoint! 060
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 18/02/2025What’s up with some dog owners thinking that picking up poop and hanging it on a tree in a plastic bag is better than just not picking it up? 361
Reposted by Andy ParkerHumphreyBFlaubert @citradelica.bsky.social · 05/02/2025There's cask @elusivebrewing.com Oregon Trail at the Kings Arms..... 2374
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Example of how Beer Duty is changing for us as of February 1st on our biggest selling beer, at an output of ~60HLpa (1200HL total). Broadly, going down slightly for beer sold to the on trade (as this is discounted) and up slightly for beer sold to the off trade or retail. 181
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Super happy with DOT this year. Presents nicely balanced between citrus and dank. Writing the book last year allowed me to pick some big brains and make a few minor tweaks, especially in terms of clarity of flavour. We consciously sat on this for 3 weeks before release to mellow. 2330
Reposted by Andy ParkerChris Martin | ABV @abvolume.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Beer of the Year already!? 🤤🍻 #RedAleForLife #RIPACOMEBACK @elusivebrewing.com @tabamatu.bsky.social 2133
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 20/01/2025London pals, come down to The Kernel next Wednesday! 3263
Reposted by Andy ParkerAlex Brewer MP 🔶 @alexkbrewer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Today in the chamber, I spoke about the systemic nature of sexism that leads to unacceptable levels of violence against women and girls in this country. Too much violence is being tolerated by our society - we must have cultural and legislative change. View my full speech here: shorturl.at/QkA00parliamentlive.tvParliamentlive.tvHouse of Commons 3349
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Just cooked this recipe and it was delicious and super quick - a really nice contrast of textures and flavours. Used some baked crispy tofu rather than eggs to make it vegan (just because I'm trying to cook one vegan dish per week). cookieandkate.com/thai-pineapp...cookieandkate.comThai Pineapple Fried RiceThai-style sweet and spicy pineapple fried rice with scrambled eggs and cashews. This is a healthy and quick weeknight dinner! So much better than take-out. 1220
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Snowing outside (and settling). Tomorrow, as the sun rises, I shall venture out to forage sufficient supplies to make a huge chuffing roast and a bucket of rhubarb crumble with custard. This shall be the sum total of Sunday's productivity. 3220
Andy Parker @tabamatu.bsky.social · 03/01/2025We're down to our last kilogram of Christmas cheese which means it's not long before we'll need more cheese. 5210