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Taako the Cat and Dade

@taakothecat.bsky.social
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is it game ann orr chimken time yet?
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well it turn out brazed chuck roste is made of beef an not made of mine Dade. I getted a littol pease with all the sause scraped of cuz onyons and wine. A+++. We should eat this every week! Now it nap and football tyme!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at dis noo fren!
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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MOM SAYS I AM HIMBO. BUT I THINK I AM HIMBEST.
a ragdoll cat with no tail looking up at the camera with an ear back. his fur is fluffy and brown except for around his neck and paws, which are stark white.
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we listennin too dis song about a man who marry a birb. Dats weerd but song am pritty. Dade sing along and givin oets. Relacksin start to da weekend. m.youtube.com/watch?v=aPOM...
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Colin Meloy - The Crane Wife, Parts 1, 2 & 3 (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When dade say he am making a brazed chuck roast tomorow! Then I remembor him am named Chuck. Is he going to eat he self. Once all da dade meetz am gone will i starf?
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here is sum goode advize for any catte like me hoo can not grill chimken at they house. Find sum rich peeple on vaycasun and use they ekwipmunk. No one calls da cops cuz a catte is in a bakk yarde!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eepy!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Impotent news! Dade still luv me. Mine darke urjes are soopressed!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@flashtastic.bsky.social i sorry about mine angry tummy thots. I not really eet yoo chimken. I luv yoo too mush an i juss wanna be frens. I will make dade cook uss a duck we can eet togedder.
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Defendin mine rite to eat a hole live chimken is tiring
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How i sleep knoing dat the howse is safe from evil again. i fouwnd an intruder, mousie type, and the threat has been delt wid!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mine tail is loukin thicc in this picachoor. Also enchoy mine bunt hole hahaha!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dade may lyke this show a lot but it putt me too eep for real. Cant we watch Frinche inn stedd!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watchin Better Cawl Da Saul. I too eepy to pay attenshun doe!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I see u are in da kitchen. Cood yoo purr chanse be cookin me sum chimken!?!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I has juss decidey that i am going tonake a lait ob perfect kittehs. This pole make me realize that all dah cattes i know am perfect in dey own speshul wey. i tink i do too or tree a day. Find a grate picchure ob dey. say some nice werd. Wen i start please help me make shoor i get ebrryone.
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I iz going to lern too make da mistur beest face so i am nomburr one influensurr next year. Lotta praktiss needed!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well i gonna com kleen. I voted in da blu skie thingy urlier . It only let me hab 10 votes and i luv so manny ob mine frens. I picked my moste recent inerakshuns minus hoomans. If i had to make reall choyce ob bess cattes i wood hab thrown up in da bed. To mush pressure! atill a good list!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dade rememberds dis from show call Unbrekabble Kimmy Shamitt. He say dis am me. Is he mokking the me?
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dade also wented to the groshurry store and him bringed me home a bisk for sla snakkie. This why Dade is my dade and naybors are not! Also i eated it in front ob teevee. I muss be entirtayning!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I see dat da naybors hab been groshurry shopping. Dey get nothing for the me. Rood!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No skwirrell shall go not noticed todai! #hedgewatchfortrubbs
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I yoozually only lay up hear to look out da window for mine #hedgewatch but mine crepuscular tomfoolry wore me out. I juss take nappy here instedd. Feal free to emjoy sum beens!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It so eepy wirk be a Doctor to my hooman! Nappy time fir Taako!!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Okey, soo i has Dade in bed wachin Brakey Badde. We almoss dun this show. Also almoss dun watchin Frinche. Whut shood the we watch nexx?
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dade say I is a sweet littol bboy. He muss be deleerious feom him tumby ache. I is a big strong ruff tumble manne!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dade come home early from werk cuz he am feel sickley. Dr Taako am on dooty! Tell da me where it hertz!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nite nite frens. I gonna dream a bowt all of yoo goode kittehs An us habbin fun avenchures toogedder!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The deep depreshun wen da blu skye is down for hours and yoo not no how yoo kitteh frens are doin!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Takin a nappy while Dade reed a book. A calm start to da week enn.
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dade is home a I got strate to cuddlin! At the enn i get up to make biskits but Dade stoo vidjo cuz him not like bein on camara.
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Always put sum ob yoo smells an furs on you human when dey leeb for werk. I v v impotent!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dade am homb fromm worky. We have had dindin. I got a littol pease ob ham stake an our room mate gabe me a pease ob watter melon Dat i kronched! Now we watch Frinch. Bunt i a littol eepy froom da eggzitemeant.
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We watchin da Brakin Bads before bed. Dade prefer Betters call da Saul. But we wachin dem all strait tru!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
( well i have made the mistake in engaging “ centrist “ on their crap using my cats account. This should be fun. It could be like the old site when I got blocked by Travis Tritt using dozens of burner accounts and got 200k maniacs mad at me… but with my cat!)
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This was the me doin mine urly morning hedgewatch ( parking lot type). There were too diffarant peeple walking they dougs. the dougs barked at each other.! inch arresting!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Last song by owr top 5 music peeples is v v diffrent. some ob dey music scare the me me but we play one that is not scary! It a song abobou someone wit powers like me! m.youtube.com/watch?v=hPxq...
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Mastodon - The Last Baron [Official Visualizer]
YouTube video by Mastodon
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Number 4 on out list ob favrit bands is one datee not shoor any one knows at all. Dis am The Long winters ( good band eben tho winter suks) wit song called Hindsight m.youtube.com/watch?v=hn06...
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Hindsight
YouTube video by The Long Winters - Topic
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nomner tree on our fine favrit bands we menshun dis song erliyer so her am frightened rabbit song ‘state hospital“ m.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ej...
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Frightened Rabbit - State Hospital (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Here is the song my big siss was name after. It band nomber 2 Da Hold Steddy! m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ttt...
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How a Resurrection Really Feels
YouTube video by The Hold Steady - Topic
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We is gonna share some musik. I only boe the songs dade plays. I don’t think we gonna start a party like dj shadow @jolo729.bsky.social But dis what we like. So here one song eech from owr top fibe bands. star tin wit Da Mountain Goats( sounds delishus) m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQTv...
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Cry for Judas
YouTube video by The Mountain Goats - Topic
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Week En is hear. No werk fir dade this time! let the cuddlin bee gin!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I wood say dat sum won should help he… but we all noe that will lead to unintenshunall blud!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Look at the footage @ozzieblackcat.bsky.social got of me firss gayning my superb powers. special thanks to dade’s speshul Occassion scotch!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bad bboys better watch out!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Well i took a littol vaykayshun. Drank a hole bottol ov scootch on the beach in Grand Turkey. I hab regained mine power to met bad bboys ( an prolly gurls). Watch out ebil do hers!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We wachin Frinche and i gettin da belleh rubs! (has anyone ever loved a belly rub more than this guy?)
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It got verry dark an raney hear. An da sky is screamin! But i not scared. Juss annoit! I tell Dade to make da sky shut up so I can nap!
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Taako the Cat and Dade @taakothecat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It very kwiet ot the sides. Too kwiet. Where are da kidz where are da doggies an skwirrels?
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