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Sir Maximus the Himbo

@maxalot.bsky.social

161 followers 96 following 60 posts

HELLO. MY NAME IS MAX. I AM A RAGDOLL MANX. I AM BIG AND DUMB. WHAT IS AN INTERNET.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 7h

I VOLUNTEER AS A SISTER INSPECTOR. MY OLDEST SISTER WAS ACTING VERY STRANGE DURING MY FIRST INSPECTION. WITH MY MIDDLE SISTER’S TIP I WAS ABLE TO DIAGNOSE HER WITH A CASE OF THE ZOOMIES.

a big fluffy cat is visible, mostly just his rear end, but he is looking at a chunky shorthair tabby cat walking past.

the big fluffy cat is facing the camera bit looking at something off-screen. in the background is a little gray cat on a counter looking at the same thing.

the tabby cat from earlier, her tail whipping so furiously that it’s a blur, is upside-down, gripping a ratty chair’s arm.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 9h

MOM HAS LOTS OF NICKNAMES FOR ME. SHE CALLS ME LITTLE MAN. AND BOOGER. THE MOST. WHAT’S AN BOOGER. ?

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I AM KING OF THE TUNNEL. NONE SHALL PASS. UNLESS THEY HAVE A TREAT. THEN YOU CAN PASS.

a floofy cat sits in a cat tunnel opening that is facing the camera. he is looking off-camera, and his paws are tucked so you can’t see them.

same cat but a little closer and on-center. he’s still looking off-camera.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MOM WANTED TO FILM ME HAVING SOME FUN. SO I DECIDED TO SHOW OFF. WHEEEEEEEEE. !!!!!!!

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GOOD MORNING. MOM AND DAD LEFT FOR A LONG TIME YESTERDAY. THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY “DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.” I DUNNO WHAT THAT IS. BUT MY HOUSE FELT LIKE A DUNGEON AS I WAITED FOR THEM TO COME HOME. AND THE TIME WAS DRAGGING. SO MAYBE I PLAYED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS TOO.

a cat tunnel with three ends, and a fluffy tailless cat butt sticking out of one of them.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

HELLO I AM MAX. HERE ARE SOME MAX FACTS. I HAVE TWO OLDER SISTERS. THE SMALL ONE IS PHOEBE AND THE BIG ONE IS LILLY. THERE IS A PORCH CAT NAMED BUDDY THAT I WANT TO MEET ONE DAY. I LOVE TO PLAY AND POUNCE AND JUMP. AND I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS.

a tiny gray cat sleeping in a little ball on the carpet behind a chair.

a very chunky tortoiseshell tabby cat on a windowsill with the curtain down. all you can see is her chunky belly and her nose and whiskers.

a thin gray-and-white tabby cat whose eyes are closed as he gets pets from me. he's outside on concrete next to a watermelon rug and my sandal-ed feet.

a very fluffy brown-and-white cat with his eyes half-closed in bliss. my arm is wrapped around him giving him cheek scritches.

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Hedgewatch Hedgequarters @hedgewatchers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

📣 Attention Hedgewatchers, please welcome Max @maxalot.bsky.social to the #Hedgewatch Team. 😻

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I WENT TO THE VET YESTERDAY. IT WAS REALLY SCARY. BUT THE CAR RIDE WAS FUN. CAN WE GO AGAIN?

a big floofy cat sitting in a fabric cat carrier, his face visible through the mesh. he looks completely unbothered.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

MOM SAID I SHOULD MAKE A POST FOR #CATURDAY. DAD LIKES IT WHEN I DO THE SPLOOT. SO HERE I AM SPLOOTING FOR MY NEW FRIENDS.

a very fluffy tailless cat splooting on a coffee table. his coloring makes it look like he’s wearing booty shorts with white thigh-high boots.

same cat and pose from a different angle. he’s just chilling.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

MOM IS UP NOW. NOW THAT MOM IS AWAKE I CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP. IT IS HARD WORK BEING A CAT.

a fluffy cat curled sideways on a bed with covers next to him. he is sleeping with his head on his front paws. his pink toe pads are visible on a back paw.

the same cat but on his other side, his front paws extended and head on the sheets as he sleeps.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

GOOD MORNING. MOM WANTS ME TO STOP WAKING HER UP BY EATING HER HAIR. BUT HOW ELSE WILL I GET HER TO FEED ME. SHE SAYS I ALREADY HAVE FOOD IN MY BOWL. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

a big fluffy cat on top of my tummy. all you can see is one of my hands, my eyes, and my nose. the cat is looking off-camera with one ear back.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

SO MANY FRIENDS. I AM ALL FRIENDED OUT. GOODNIGHT INTERNET. I AM HIDING UNTIL MORNING.

a big fluffy cat butt sticking out from behind a coffee table and underneath a huge card binder.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@hedgewatchers.bsky.social I AM MAX. I WANT TO WATCH HEDGES. BUT WITH FRIENDS. CAN I JOIN YOU. ? THIS IS MY MOM. IN CASE YOU NEEDED TO KNOW.

a big fluffy cat in the foreground, lying on the shoulder of a barely-visible person (me). I’m looking at the camera and so is he.

a very happy person (me) with chubby cheeks, black lipstick, black eyeliner, and red-orange-gold eyeshadow. I’m wearing a gray headset.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

MOM SAYS I AM HIMBO. BUT I THINK I AM HIMBEST.

a ragdoll cat with no tail looking up at the camera with an ear back. his fur is fluffy and brown except for around his neck and paws, which are stark white.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

HELLO I AM MAX. I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE AN INTERNET. BUT MY MOM SAYS I AM VERY HANDSOME AND WILL MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS. WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND. ?

a fluffy cat half-under a blanket with his ears back

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