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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-taps...
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Trump Taps George Santos to Head Dept. Of Labor Statistics
Beltway insiders are calling it one of the most stunning political comebacks in American history.
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
www.borowitzreport.com/p/man-feared...
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Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President
Devoting a 352-page book to unmasking a president who is no longer in office instead of the one currently creating global chaos indicates serious mental impairment, the experts asserted.
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
www.borowitzreport.com/p/biden-cove...
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Biden Covered Up Health Woes with Four Years of Booming Economy
“He thought he could hide his health issues by making the U.S. economy the envy of the world,” a leading conspiracy theorist said.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
WATCH — @carolecadwalla.bsky.social : “The Russian and American presidents are now speaking the same words. Telling the same lies. We are watching the collapse of the international world order in real time… it is already later than we think.”
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Congressman Greg Landsman @repgreglandsman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
In the last 48 hours, congressional Republicans have done so much damage to Americans. Here are the 5 truly harmful things they passed. 👇🧵
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Financial Markets Enter Bear Market Phase After Crash Trump Voters Enter Find Out Phase After Fucking Around
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Must read from @jvl.bsky.social . www.thebulwark.com/p/the-americ...
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The American Age Is Over
Emergency Triad: The United States commits imperial suicide.
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PAY::FOR::NONE @payfornone.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Horse is like “Oh ok, let's go kitty!” 🤣
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The Trump Slump
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Here are some starter packs for people wanting to connect with fellow Dems. Not celebrities or people who host a ton of follow chains, just everyday people trying to connect when we all really need it. 💜 Please repost go.bsky.app/QSNmuLP go.bsky.app/MRic11t go.bsky.app/SZBE8N2 go.bsky.app/HoFupsW
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The Cruella DeVille hairdo is a nice touch
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
substackcdn.com/image/fetch/... The Houtis ain't the only ones gonna get bombed tonight, baby!
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
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IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA
The Post reports today that the IRS’ internal projections estimate that the...
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Amy K @pubdef4thepeople.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Josh Marshall: "I don’t like to speak ill of the politically dead, but Schumer is a weak man and a fool. " talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/black...
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Black Thursday in the Democratic Senate: An Explainer
I want to share a few thoughts on what happened today in...
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Another day, another stock market crash
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Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
DOGE IS A SCAM!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Epic idea
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
fElon must've accidentally fired the guy who keeps the rockets from exploding talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/is-el...
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Is Elon Regulating His Own Rockets Now?
One of Elon Musk’s Starship rockets exploded over the Gulf of Mexico...
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... The Secretary of Dying of a Preventable Disease is on the job
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RFK Jr sparks alarm after backing vitamins to treat measles amid outbreak
Health experts wary as US health secretary fails to endorse effective vaccines and instead calls them a ‘personal choice’
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
If Mario sank any further into that couch, JD would have fucked him
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Many corporations and rich people - like Donald Trump - don't pay any taxes. Instead of gutting Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, the IRS, the FAA, foreign aid, etc etc etc - Just make corporations and billionaires pay the same tax rates that ordinary Americans all pay
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
How Zelenskyy had the willpower to NOT do this to that ignorant, narcissistic bully, I’ll never know.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
www.borowitzreport.com/p/musk-puts-...
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Musk Puts Trump in Charge of New Unit Called DOZE
The Tesla chief said he was “totally pumped” to see what Trump accomplishes at the Department Of Zero Efficiency.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/02/2025
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
msumavericks.com/news/2025/2/... Congrats to Josh Groll and my grandson Alex Tracy - Conference players of the week - Minnesota State Mavericks #17 in NCAA D1 Hockey - Alex leads all NCAA D1 Goalies - 1.46 Goals Against Avg
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Pair of Mavericks Earn CCHA Player of the Week Honors - Minnesota State University - Mankato Athletics
Minnesota State junior Alex Tracy (Chicago, Illinois) was named CCHA Goaltender of the Week on Monday. Senior Josh Groll (San Diego, California) was also named CCHA
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
www.borowitzreport.com/p/musk-forms...
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Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 20/02/2025
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Colin Sydes aka Lord SydesJokes #FBPE #FBR #Resist #Resistance @sydesjokes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Akallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Oops 😬
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Reminder: All the DOJ officials and prosecutors who just resigned were all Trump 47 appointees. Just like all the J6 Committee witnesses all worked for Trump 45 and were true believers.
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Fun fact: Emil Bove is an anagram for Be Mo Evil!
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Lucky Adams (aka JDAdams Author) @luckyadams.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Gosh, what a coincidence….
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
More of this!! Everyone should read this prosecutor's letter of resignation. He goes right to the point of how corrupt the DOJ's deal is with Eric Adams, and refuses to participate. (The writer is Chief Justice John Roberts' former clerk.)
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This is all a good reminder that, “no help, no votes until the criminal conduct stops” is neither a big ask nor a politically perilous one.
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Congrats to Josh Kotai and MY GRANDSON Alex!!!!! Great athlete and a fine young man. So proud!
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☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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