☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 04/08/2025www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-taps...borowitzreport.comTrump Taps George Santos to Head Dept. Of Labor StatisticsBeltway insiders are calling it one of the most stunning political comebacks in American history. 022
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 27/05/2025www.borowitzreport.com/p/man-feared...borowitzreport.comMan Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong PresidentDevoting a 352-page book to unmasking a president who is no longer in office instead of the one currently creating global chaos indicates serious mental impairment, the experts asserted. 010
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 20/05/2025www.borowitzreport.com/p/biden-cove...borowitzreport.comBiden Covered Up Health Woes with Four Years of Booming Economy“He thought he could hide his health issues by making the U.S. economy the envy of the world,” a leading conspiracy theorist said. 020
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/04/2025WATCH — @carolecadwalla.bsky.social : “The Russian and American presidents are now speaking the same words. Telling the same lies. We are watching the collapse of the international world order in real time… it is already later than we think.” 209107084386
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Congressman Greg Landsman @repgreglandsman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025In the last 48 hours, congressional Republicans have done so much damage to Americans. Here are the 5 truly harmful things they passed. 👇🧵 78967
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Financial Markets Enter Bear Market Phase After Crash Trump Voters Enter Find Out Phase After Fucking Around 040
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Must read from @jvl.bsky.social . www.thebulwark.com/p/the-americ...thebulwark.comThe American Age Is OverEmergency Triad: The United States commits imperial suicide. 962182677
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️PAY::FOR::NONE @payfornone.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Horse is like “Oh ok, let's go kitty!” 🤣 1529638
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant. 640313635152
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Here are some starter packs for people wanting to connect with fellow Dems. Not celebrities or people who host a ton of follow chains, just everyday people trying to connect when we all really need it. 💜 Please repost go.bsky.app/QSNmuLP go.bsky.app/MRic11t go.bsky.app/SZBE8N2 go.bsky.app/HoFupsW 73525
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 25/03/2025It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all. 10215588717484
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 25/03/2025substackcdn.com/image/fetch/... The Houtis ain't the only ones gonna get bombed tonight, baby! 062
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 24/03/2025This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...talkingpointsmemo.comIRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USAThe Post reports today that the IRS’ internal projections estimate that the... 8772713012504
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Josh Marshall: "I don’t like to speak ill of the politically dead, but Schumer is a weak man and a fool. " talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/black...talkingpointsmemo.comBlack Thursday in the Democratic Senate: An ExplainerI want to share a few thoughts on what happened today in... 020
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 07/03/2025fElon must've accidentally fired the guy who keeps the rockets from exploding talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/is-el...talkingpointsmemo.comIs Elon Regulating His Own Rockets Now?One of Elon Musk’s Starship rockets exploded over the Gulf of Mexico... 000
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 04/03/2025www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... The Secretary of Dying of a Preventable Disease is on the jobtheguardian.comRFK Jr sparks alarm after backing vitamins to treat measles amid outbreakHealth experts wary as US health secretary fails to endorse effective vaccines and instead calls them a ‘personal choice’ 030
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 02/03/2025If Mario sank any further into that couch, JD would have fucked him 030
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Many corporations and rich people - like Donald Trump - don't pay any taxes. Instead of gutting Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, the IRS, the FAA, foreign aid, etc etc etc - Just make corporations and billionaires pay the same tax rates that ordinary Americans all paymedia.tenor.coma little girl is sitting in front of a bed with the word duh written on her face .ALT: a little girl is sitting in front of a bed with the word duh written on her face . 021
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/03/2025How Zelenskyy had the willpower to NOT do this to that ignorant, narcissistic bully, I’ll never know. 55667661471
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 28/02/2025 383159884672
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 28/02/2025www.borowitzreport.com/p/musk-puts-...borowitzreport.comMusk Puts Trump in Charge of New Unit Called DOZEThe Tesla chief said he was “totally pumped” to see what Trump accomplishes at the Department Of Zero Efficiency. 010
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/02/2025Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this. 91644564914277
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 25/02/2025msumavericks.com/news/2025/2/... Congrats to Josh Groll and my grandson Alex Tracy - Conference players of the week - Minnesota State Mavericks #17 in NCAA D1 Hockey - Alex leads all NCAA D1 Goalies - 1.46 Goals Against Avgmsumavericks.comPair of Mavericks Earn CCHA Player of the Week Honors - Minnesota State University - Mankato AthleticsMinnesota State junior Alex Tracy (Chicago, Illinois) was named CCHA Goaltender of the Week on Monday. Senior Josh Groll (San Diego, California) was also named CCHA 000
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 24/02/2025www.borowitzreport.com/p/musk-forms...borowitzreport.comMusk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.” 000
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Colin Sydes aka Lord SydesJokes #FBPE #FBR #Resist #Resistance @sydesjokes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025 314455
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Reminder: All the DOJ officials and prosecutors who just resigned were all Trump 47 appointees. Just like all the J6 Committee witnesses all worked for Trump 45 and were true believers.media.tenor.comRat Rats GIFALT: Rat Rats GIF 051
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Fun fact: Emil Bove is an anagram for Be Mo Evil!media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man with a hat on and a scary face .ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a hat on and a scary face . 020
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Lucky Adams (aka JDAdams Author) @luckyadams.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Gosh, what a coincidence…. 074
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 14/02/2025More of this!! Everyone should read this prosecutor's letter of resignation. He goes right to the point of how corrupt the DOJ's deal is with Eric Adams, and refuses to participate. (The writer is Chief Justice John Roberts' former clerk.) 020
Reposted by ☘️T T☘️Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025This is all a good reminder that, “no help, no votes until the criminal conduct stops” is neither a big ask nor a politically perilous one. 298257475256
☘️T T☘️ @t--j.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Congrats to Josh Kotai and MY GRANDSON Alex!!!!! Great athlete and a fine young man. So proud! 020