SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We are now changing Russia's name to Putania and we will make a more confusing flag just to fuck with you 100
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe just get vaccinated in general. Measles, HPV, anything that ends with pox, MMR, COVID, flu. If you're anti Vax, good luck with living. 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The chances of lies coming from my mouth, were a million to one they said 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's fun to be at Hormuz straits of gay, let's all dance with the double hand wank today. We could push fuel prices up, we could always enjoy, making normal people be unemployed Donald Trurnp 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and who is stopping the freeloaders paying taxes ? Oh right, the billionaire politicians. 010
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You had operation. Take a load off and get back on that horse 😳 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reminded me of a sign I saw in Dundee, Scotland. "Wet Pent" 010
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Used to work at a charity shop. Had to get rid of price labels marked "Electric chair" (recliner, no collander and sponge included), filling cabinet. Your friend onion got off lucky. 050
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Persistent infestation of owls? Has Matt Groening gone batty ? 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and ermagherd random carrot attack. Looks around for carrot weilding aleons! 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@portiamcgonagal.bsky.social offs would have live to reply but I cant 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think this asshole needs to realise that news is news. He can't call it fake because it makes him look bad. 010
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I get anything political in the mail, it gets instantly recycled 010
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hello, world. I am not a SysAdmin, this is just a silly name I made up 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/202642 year old brownie, anyone can have one. 42 year old brownie, nope. 110
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trump: maybe if I do it for ten more years they'll forget 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If anyone has a spare Jess Bush, Jessica Green or Jennifer Connelly, I'll take one 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fun fact, do you know they sell beer in the UK in pint glasses ? Because your bladder holds just less than that. If you drink a pint of beer, you need to piss, then drink another, vicious cycle. 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and domestic cats eat birds and other critters. Circle of life 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ice Ice baby. You've to stop and listen, The Ice is back with a brand new invention. 000
