SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah well he's got America.gov now, he doesn't need Fux News 010
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Used to work at a charity shop. Had to get rid of price labels marked "Electric chair" (recliner, no collander and sponge included), filling cabinet. Your friend onion got off lucky. 050
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You why it's called a pint glass ? Your bladder can't hold more than 500ml. FACT! 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ok, I got two others that I need fixed. Started off with 6 and kids broke them 2130
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My human died. He was 58. I had myself made into bread to pass cat-bread 000
SysAdmin @sys-admin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When the fuck are they going to realise that Woke is fucking positive 000
