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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion

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"You’re good at posting. I just hate what you post." -A man named Roger

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5h
Do you think there's a pedantic workaround for werewolves? Specifically, like, you need a silver bullet. But, no, that was a silver shotgun cartridge. Not a bullet. Doesn't count
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 8h
Because it's all "Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul" and not "Chicken Soup for the Annoyed 40 Year Old"
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 11h
Never let society tell you your ideas are too out there. If Denny's can shove chicken tenders in a burrito and name it after Hoobastank, you can do anything. #Inspirational
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 12h
The downside to being a barista for as many years as I was is that I can chug a straightup bisexual amount of iced coffee and now I'm just tired but with an acute tachycardia
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 12h
The chocobo rapper is committing wark rhymes
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 16h
The gas station clerk hands me this lighter and the moment I see it I just say "Brazil" like the Street Fighter 2 announcer when you're about to fight Blanka...
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New seasonal game: The Halloween version of Whamageddon- You see how are through the month of October you can get before you hear or read any event marketed using the word "Spooktacular"
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wonder if you can unsay that, Roger 😂
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I fear learning the true number of people that have fucked this thing would do the same irreversible psychological damage as hearing the DC Comics Anti-Life Equation
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sweet Christ nevermind it somehow got worse. I did not think it was mathematically possible for it to be worse. If you get pulled over with this nightmare plugged into your car they bury you UNDER the jail
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey so like I need this dead. Whatever this is. And with fire.
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rem shouting "Rabies Ronnie" absolutely kills me every time 😂
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, he sacrificed himself to kick Devimon's entire ass. Wow did that show ever have some weirdly Christian iconography
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Overwatch Players: "This new update sucks, they ruined the game" Rivals Players: "This new update sucks, they ruined the game" Deadlock Players:
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People are getting soft. We used to smash. Now we simply crack. But not me. I'm different. I do neither. I know too much about Pokémon.
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inside of you there are two wolves. One is Game Grumps Epic 10 Hour Mega Compilation. The other is Markiplier shouting at another Five Nights at Freddy's game. You fell asleep watching YouTube again
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As much as I love Deadlock, I have one issue with the currently established worldbuilding. As Midwestern as we know Holliday is (she's from an hour away from me), and Vyper implicitly is, neither of them have any dialogue where they say "ope" even once. Get Yoshi on the horn...
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've had to to send three different men named Chris legitimately important text messages within the same 24 hour period
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah so I'm gonna need you to tell people I was with you from roughly 5-10pm CST...
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I only threatened arson like...four times? 🤷‍♀️
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn't get my *first* smoke break for just shy of four hours, and we had ten people staffed in that kitchen
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The timeclock at work may as well have sent me this message the moment I clocked in tonight
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are really only three restaurant positions: • Fire Damage • Water Damage • Psychic Damage
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You've been sent a Reel on Instagram from @wellgirl_7dayz
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine being relegated to "Spam Likely" for all eternity
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tech Dorks: "AI is the future!" Primal: Savage Shows for Men: "Gaze upon our twisted yoga pants homonculus and weep"
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do the dudes with that one specific side-shaved mullet feel drawn toward buying Pit Viper sunglasses, or do they get the Pit Vipers first and then those goad them into the mullet like the Green Goblin mask? 🤔
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You've always been my favorite white girl, Roger
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The double-edged sword of The Algorithm™️ is that I'm seeing too much of Matt Walsh because I refuse to stop telling Matt Walsh how much he sucks
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too woke friend here, I don't like the way the NFL abbreviates "field goal attempt" because it looks like a slur...
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At last, pumpkin spice espresso martinis. Become the final boss of white girls
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's officially October, so everyone is obligated to say happy birthday to the Bisexual Wikipedia Skeleton
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bands are always either really preachy and religious, or totally secular. No middle ground. You never hear a song about how Jesus is just alright
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The new Deadlock characters look so cool
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone: "This is great. We've got a fire going in the yard to hang out. But what do we call it? It's not really a campfire" A French Arsonist: *inhale*
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gentrification is getting worse. They turned the old, abandoned warehouse next to Melon Shakers* into a bar and grill *the gentleman's club
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We got the map of all time and now here's...this fuckin' GameCube dick 🤷‍♀️
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Valve game evil arms manufacturing corporations death battle. Who wins in a fight between Mann Co (Team Fortress) and Fairfax Industries (Deadlock). Sure, Fairfax has soul magic and alchemy, but I'd argue Mann Co is operating with effectively Toon Force, so I'm torn...
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to stop getting "yell at right wing bot accounts on the internet" sad drunk and go back to the traditional "post depressing song lyrics with no context on social media" sad drunk like an adult
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't even play (anything) very frequently but I am legitimately horny for every last detail of the new Deadlock map update from earlier today. The game just keeps looking doper and doper
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade Went virtually insane He left it at that And with its big fuzzy hat He went galumphing Toward the camera Without moving because The floor was, like A big moving platform" -Lewis Carroll, 𝘑𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘪
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People you barely know: "Oh hey, how have you been? Hope you're well, friend" Your best friends: "Whatup you rat fuck guttercunt?!:
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whoops, almost forgot to take my multivitamin before I... *lights cigarette* ...left for work
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know there are things that are ubiquitous within my circles, that aren't exactly common knowledge. But it can be really funny when people don't know what romhacks are. Someone can post a clip of Kaizo Mario Dick Stomp World 4 and somebody will be like, "I remember this level from when I was a kid"
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The last time I did this, my biggest takeaway was, "Man they used to really fuckin' put the boots to Bob Dole"
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We've all been there
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I couldn't come up with three full versions of dinner. This is fucking insane
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I maintain my slim figure by frequently going 48-72 hours with zero solid calories, and then house two pounds of spaghetti, and repeat. Scientists call this diet, "Clinically Depressed Cobra"
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Who would win in a fight between Coach Ditka, and a Jeep? Now, the name of the Jeep..."
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Counting or not counting gang violen_"
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