carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 19/11/2024so guys what youre gonna wanna do is rub your eyes really hard for 2 to 3 minutes and you'll begin to experience what is known as the trip 000
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 14/11/2024i would give up anything in my life right now in exchange for a restraining order against ukulele players 140
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 14/11/2024he is now telling me some bullshit about the govt using plane trails to control the weather and some shit abt the periodic table and deities go back to 3rd grade bro 🤦♂️ 110
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 14/11/2024my fucking idiot coworker just told me the reason this cloud was rainbow colored is because of 5g radiation bro have you heard of refraction 240
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 14/11/2024"what are your intentions with my daughter" idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites 000
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 13/11/2024no amount of bewilderment couldve been appropriate for peter griffin in fortnite 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 13/11/2024missed eating bagel cause i havent had one in years so i bought and ate one and now i recall the existential horror that comes after 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 13/11/2024cant stop coughing i hope they dont think im hitting blinkers 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 13/11/2024pissed at my mom for never becoming a blockbuster member it couldve been a family heirloom 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 12/11/2024i feel sorry for taking all the cool rare usernames but on the contrary i now have a hivemind of swag 140
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 12/11/2024was gonna say some shit about spreading it but i dont want to 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 08/11/2024on my phone so cliche bro like "no not that emoji!" 021
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 07/11/2024thank you jungle slime that has turned into cheese texture 030
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 06/11/2024they freed young thug where does the world go from here 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 04/11/2024i wanna see a 24/7 ai livestream but its just doing an everything in existence tier list 140
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 03/11/2024bro remember when that guy was like dont ever buy no weed from the gast station bro and like one eye was lower than the other i remember i was like hahaha i gotta send this to people 021
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 03/11/2024who else masters their songs with oxford inflator? like this if you love inflation 040
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 03/11/2024fuck i knew something was off the other day, mfs just dont understand the influence i know its corny i am not unliking that shit 020
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 03/11/2024how i feel about pressure by yungster jack featuring david shawty prod hoodwtch 110
