carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 14/11/2024i would give up anything in my life right now in exchange for a restraining order against ukulele players 140
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 14/11/2024my fucking idiot coworker just told me the reason this cloud was rainbow colored is because of 5g radiation bro have you heard of refraction 240
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 14/11/2024"what are your intentions with my daughter" idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites 000
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 13/11/2024no amount of bewilderment couldve been appropriate for peter griffin in fortnite 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 13/11/2024missed eating bagel cause i havent had one in years so i bought and ate one and now i recall the existential horror that comes after 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 13/11/2024cant stop coughing i hope they dont think im hitting blinkers 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 13/11/2024pissed at my mom for never becoming a blockbuster member it couldve been a family heirloom 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 12/11/2024i feel sorry for taking all the cool rare usernames but on the contrary i now have a hivemind of swag 140
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 08/11/2024on my phone so cliche bro like "no not that emoji!" 021
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 07/11/2024thank you jungle slime that has turned into cheese texture 030
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 06/11/2024they freed young thug where does the world go from here 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 04/11/2024i wanna see a 24/7 ai livestream but its just doing an everything in existence tier list 140
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 03/11/2024bro remember when that guy was like dont ever buy no weed from the gast station bro and like one eye was lower than the other i remember i was like hahaha i gotta send this to people 021
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 03/11/2024who else masters their songs with oxford inflator? like this if you love inflation 040
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 03/11/2024anyone i know sends me some shit with even a smidge of ifunny watermark im beating them to death with my fists doesnt matter how close we are 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 03/11/2024when she suckin yo nuts but you a gangsta (rip DOOM) 031
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 02/11/2024why do british people add an e to shit thats so extra 020
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 02/11/2024if someone spits at me during a heated argument im catching it in my mouth and swallowing to assert dominance 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 02/11/2024theyre ruining the trollface i missed seeing it until they revived it with sigma male brainrot now i feel like theyre just pissing on its grave 000
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 01/11/2024companies be like halloween? 40% off, sure whatever who fucking cares 020
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 01/11/2024just realized theres always someone peeing on my beats 020
Reposted by carrophobiaA Hype @therealahype.bsky.social · 31/10/2024I’m with Mickey the mother fucking Mouse (if you know you know) … true story, I tried to dap him up when I first met him (he didn’t know what the fuck a dap was) and I almost tore his head off, the lady taking pictures told me “don’t be too rough” … I forgot that he’s not a real mouse ☹️ 042
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 31/10/2024my sm7b's main occupation is to be a microphone but its side hustle is to be a bag clip 010
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 31/10/2024accidentally hit space bar while eating from my bag of chex mix now my ableton playhead is at 2143 000
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 31/10/2024brat money, been getting that green since they let a G cook 021
Reposted by carrophobiaEthab @thabb.bsky.social · 31/10/2024New music out today #bathgone Happy Halloween open.spotify.com/album/2JWEb3...open.spotify.comDr Bones Color LabBath Gone · Album · 2024 · 14 songs 011
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 31/10/2024someone gotta sample monster mash that shit is hard 031
carrophobia @synplant.bsky.social · 31/10/2024nobody has tagged me in music train who wanna run a train on me 040
