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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Opens news. Reads news. Closes news. Opens diary.
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And they are the lucky ones! I hope there is contingencies in place for those who require non-standard mail outs (braille, large lettering, translations etc) but what about those who want to mail IN? what a waste of money, who wanted clippy but for post. make first class stamps affordable again
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First, ofc, I am mad at how bad privatisation is. When has it been good (minus those who were already rich) Second, you know who really relies on post now? Older people who, even if they have grandchildren and friends near to help them navigate an even more digital world who are even more shut out
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Butlerian Jihad now please, who wanted Royal Mail central services to get worse as well as more expensive???
Screenshot of Julia Kollewe from the Guardian, headline "Royal Mail to cut up to 2500 head office and support jobs by the end of next year - as it happened" 

Wednesday October 7, 2026 Email from royal mail: "Hello, we're excited to introduce Postie, our new AI-powered sending assistant..."
Received at 20 past 7 pm
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tried to look up nice vegan places to go where we could go and get a weekend spa treatment without animals being harmed. "HIKING!" "WEIGHT LOSS!" "YOGA!" (I actually like a nice a walk and some yoga) but where is the place where I can have a big soft bed and a swim without animal exploitation pls
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was there just the other day and was charmed equally by the fresco of a leashed dog in one of the thermopolia that Zuchtriegel says might have reminded owners to leash their pets
Photo of the inside of an eating house in district 3 of pompeii with a wall fresco of a dog sitting upright
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I finished this with tears of anger and hope in a café in public, I can also highly recommend it
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Paul Watson @lazaruscorporation.co.uk · 29/09/2026
"If we are to reinvest the world with meaning, I suggest we use the fragments of our old shattered mythologies to build ourselves a new one." -- Alan Moore in 'And What Are We Supposed To Do With All These Busted Myths' (additional short essay in the special edition of 'I Hear a New World').
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Paul Watson @lazaruscorporation.co.uk · 28/09/2026
A very occasional reminder that I have some giclée prints of my Acid Renaissance photographs available in my online shop: shop.lazaruscorporation.co.uk/category/gic...
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Giclée Prints
Browse all products in the Giclée Prints category from The Lazarus Corporation.
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The signatures on the letter show a real solidarity for science that is heartening www.nuj.org.uk/resource/sci...
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Scientific community backs workers at The Lancet going on strike
More than 120 members of the scientific community around the world have signed an open letter expressing solidarity with workers at The Lancet as they prepare to take strike action.
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New mouse, new cat, what a time to be alive (not derogatory in this very specific instance)
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Mz. April Daniels ⚧ @aprildaniels.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Page from a 20th century IBM manual, that famously says "A computer can never be held responsible therefore a computer must never make a management decision" 

It has been edited to say "A computer can never be HORNY OR SAD therefore a computer must never make AN ARTISTIC decision"
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I dipped my toe in as well, owing to coming across the concept of nonbinariness and thinking (this is embarrassing to write) "well, I don't have a good association with being clasified as a woman, that's just part of being female, gawd you don't need a label". I got better.
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LLMs are not intelligent, generative AI is not intelligent, they are both utterly derivative of actual human beings. Anyone listening to Nick Bostrum is an idiot, and I hate it all
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You are right, it is so bloody stupid. I want to shout about how actual 'artficial intelligence' doesn't exist; even the 'good' edge cases (like human-supported screening of mammography or protein folding) are very specifically fed programmes [1/2]
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that is roasting myself at 14 yo, but who cares, I was 14 and didn't have billions and political clout (which is good). Anyway, recommend the book.
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I could SO easily have been a primo target for this sort of nonsense. I get it, alienation, feeling weird with your peers, wanting to fix the world. Fuck, I'd even love to live in the sea. These people are just so facile it's infuriating, they are running with thoughts I discarded as an angsty 14yo
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Nerd Reich (Gil Duràn) is absolutely grim and fascinating, but it is telling how these ghouls grew up as clever, lonely, autistic, isolated nerds and decided feudal monarchy was the answer. Bitches, I grew up as a lonely, autistic, isolated nerd and decided that everyone deserves a good life
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Image of the twitter meme: "i'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"And “Ortolan” by Sylvia Warren is a sad yet sly story, monstrous period drama cooked to perfection" Oh I do love a review
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Taking bets on what the next British media opinion piece will be. Dyslexia? Fake, just learn to read. Left handed people? Let us bring back tying the dominant hand behind their back and beating children for fun. Redheads are fundamentally antisemitic.
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Paul Watson @lazaruscorporation.co.uk · 17/08/2026
A new exhibition of my life-drawings September 4th-26th in 1200 Postcards on Queens Road in Hastings: www.lazaruscorporation.co.uk/blogs/artist...
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Exhibition: Flesh & Bone
I’m having a new exhibition here in September this year, once again returning to 1200 Postcards on Queens Road in Hastings: Flesh & Bone An exhibition of life-drawings by Paul Watson.…
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
293 is p much the first year set of lectures for animal biology by Holland and is fun
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bébé is so handsome, and what a gorgeous view! I miss green grass so much x
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
miss you, send cat photos <3
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@rememberist.bsky.social gros bisous from worcester
Smug blavknand white cat Black cat on top of a fence post, judging Sleepy black and white cat in a nest of fig leaves
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I understand the irony of this, but it turns out the less I engage with being online and the more I just internalise and write about things I care about the happier I am
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Imagine if there had been a, say, global pandemic that did not discriminate on infection by age in a demographic who were sent back to schools very early and where post-infections sequelae affect multiple organ systems. God, this stupid smug cunt.
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you have something interesting then I can vouch that this lot are some of the nicest people to publish with, great editorial standards and one of my favourite literary journals online
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh my god you should, it's been an absolute delight. I can't remember what these early ones were, but the later ones are using Staedetler waterproof pigment liners, I like 0.05 and 0.1 for most of it, with some of the 0.5 to fill in big sections. I'm using a midori A6 blank notebook which is great
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They were pretty shit drawings at first
Messy sketch of some open windowsMessy sketch of a houseShitty sketch of a pub with a furled sun umbrella Messy sketch of a gas lamp style light fitting
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thank you so much 🖤
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am messy, it is true ;)
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I wish I could be called brilliant, be bad at my job, and have a little sit down
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lol, in Spanish
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
*yawns in spanish*
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gawd this is dull. France v England was at least beautiful
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A queer and sad lament about rejecting feminity and the sweetness of falling in love Elver: www.t-artpress.co.uk/post/elver-b...
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Elver by Sylv Warren
The thin white body of the woman floated face down in the dark water. Her hands drifted weightlessly against the algae-slick brick side of the canal as though feeling for a door on which to knock, a d...
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
pathetic, anti-humanity, and anti-science. what a legacy. History will look on you as one of those who insisted on phrenology.
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
look, we could also have charles bork it, william be technically be king, and then lose to france again, so it could be funnier
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When @leopardsbane.bsky.social sent it to me yesterday morning I felt compelled to read it out loud. It really is a gorgeous piece
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hahaha my mum yelled at one of my teachers as well when she said "sylvia doesn't want to describe the pictures, she prefers to read the words" Yes, because it is reading time, not art apprreciation time
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Apart from being read to (or reading with) every single night, sometimes with voices, I was also allowed to raid my parents' bookshelves without restrictions. It did mean I bounced off Iris Murdoch when I was 12, but that was because...I was 12. Also books were the standard present for birthdays etc
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
this is rude to the squid
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The balm for this over-heated country <3
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dongwongler captured hearts and minds. On the old place you'd have been offered a sex toy brand deal by now
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bestie Tash is FAMOUS 🥰
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I've got to say, the only good thing Sam Altman has done is get me back into art out of pure spite. While I do have a spotify subscription I have also bought more records, never use AI, read actual books, fuck the idea we cannot own ourselves
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
substack.com/home/post/p-... (she apologises for subtack, is moving everything over to wordpress, but the world is hard)
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Thomas
‘This isn’t Dogma, just my thought: I like to think of Hell as being empty.
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Sylvia @sylvswarren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@leopardsbane.bsky.social has poem'd Can I believe anyone stands condemned before the maker of such a world, before the Father of such a Son? Crowned with a thousand pink and cornflower dawns, and all the roses in Jerusalem? This God who fell Himself into our sorrows, who fell Himself into bread.
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