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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
With the world in turmoil, and the mid-terms looming, you'd think Trump wouldn't have time to buy a decrepit golf course. But when he heard they had 14-year-old ball washers he couldn't resist.
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 06/10/2026
Breaking News! Code UFB!!! For the first time in recorded history, the Niño 3.4 sea-surface temperature (SST) is above 30.0°C, reaching a preliminary SST of 30.06°C on October 5th. The Niño 3.4 SST anomaly is now 3.41°C above the 1991-2020 baseline. Everything is not fine.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mikey Smith at The Mirror gets Pete Hegseth...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"According to the (Cornell civil) lawsuit, some of the students were able to “mitigate their conduct” by writing essays to the university." That will certainly motivate them to hone their essay skills in preparation for the next time they gang-rape someone.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Esther! @es4ideas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Living through this daily chaos and manufactured ambiguity is exhausting and abusive. We need a massive national movement demanding his resignation. The Resignation March! Let’s make it impossible to ignore. 👠 🇺🇸
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
US confirms for first time it has deployed weapons in space www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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US confirms for first time it has deployed weapons in space
Analysts warn of an acceleration in high-risk arms race with Russia and China in Earth’s orbit
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just realized it might be a good idea to let Shitler finish his bunker... as we start referring to Natalie Harp as Eva Braun.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Instead of a headline that reads, "Insane Florida Man Tilts at Windmills, Pretends to Rename US State," the media take the bait. Renaming IS NOT the story, insanity is.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Team coyote. Photo by Alexander deBarros. Coyote and roadrunner. alt text has more
Photo by Alexander deBarros. A coyote, seen in profile looking at the camera, with a roadrunner in his mouth. Aug. 29, 2026. (@Hollywood_birder/Alexander deBarros).  https://www-wivb-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.wivb.com/news/national/rare-real-life-coyote-and-roadrunner-drama-unfolds-in-la/amp/
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.politico.com/news/2026/08... No, Canada has two important advantages. Trump and his entire admin are a confederacy of dunces, with Trump as chief idiot.
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Canada has one important edge in the North American trade war
Canadians are united in standing up to Trump's tariffs. The reverse cannot be said for the U.S.
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah, he posted this!
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Time to pay up, bitch...🤷‍♀️
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
REMEMBER: They all knew.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Editorial cartoon: Schrodinger's McConnell. With thanks to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social for alerting me to this phrase :)
cartoon: Schrodinger and a cat look at a closed coffin.
Cat: The box choice doesn't inspire confidence.
Caption: Schrodinger's McConnell
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Navy Man (descendant of ANTIFA since the revolution) @navymanhy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have to admit, the longer this goes the more I suspect the Democrats made a deal...
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Re: Mitch McConnell. The Governor of Kentucky, Andy Beshear, must declare a special election to replace McConnell. Then let McConnell sue, if he can, to prove the special election is uncalled for.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🤣🤣
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Trump argued that communists do not love God or religion and have no respect for law, justice, principle, tradition or God-given rights." In reality, "Trump does not love God or religion and has no respect for law, justice, principle, tradition or God-given rights." www.theguardian.com/us-news
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US news from the Guardian | The Guardian
Latest US news, breaking news and current affairs coverage from theguardian.com
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is way too close to reality.
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Grove Resident 🇺🇦 @smb-grove.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yes please www.carscoops.com/2026/06/cars...
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Researchers Want To Tax Cars By The Inch To Stop Carspreading | Carscoops
Researchers argue that stopping vehicle growth could save lives, space, and billions in energy costs
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
W̷a̷r̷ o̷n̷ 'little excursion' into reflecting pool continues. Costs to run to billions. Results expected to fall far short of p̷r̷e̷ ̷w̷a̷r̷ pre-'excursion' status. Initially promised as quick and inexpensive, w̷a̷r̷ 'little excursion' expected to continue indefinitely, and costs to escalate. Blame Biden.
Washington Monument reflecting pool with large and small sheets and chips of de-laminated American Flag Blue paint  floating on algae green water. 
https://livenewschat.eu/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/trump-reflecting-pool-algae-metaphor-hero.webp
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Ruth Buchanan @ruthmbuchanan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When someone asks what my favorite books are, I can never remember the title of any book I've ever read in my entire life.
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Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea @tarynt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m surprised they haven’t added ivermectin to the reflection pool yet to try and rid of the algae
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Little Shitler wants the war to be over - but can't say exactly when that will be... because it will be over when Netanyahu says it's over... because Netanyahu has the full, unredacted pedofiles.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Trump claims a "a very big present" from Iran, refuses to say what, or who. My guess, former Shah's son, Reza Pahlavi, is promising the moon to dumbass, if he'll just put him in power. US & UK arranged a coup to control Iran's oil in '53. And here we are again.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
All countries should put all of Epstein's friends on a no-fly list. Keep the pervs bottled up until they can be arrested and tried, when warranted.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Back when the science community used to deny climate change... Human caused climate change was looked skeptically for decades.... then the fact driven data forced all honest science literate skeptics to concede ..." www.facebook.com/groups/96164... via The Climate Realism Community
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Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️‍⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ... there's info on who to complain to to try to stop this at the end of the article, lets share this message and try our best to stop it.
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BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests
One billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A caller to NPR noted how the many years of intense bombardment of North Vietnam did not end that war. This is about Israel having the full Epstein pedofiles. They believe this is their last opportunity to force the US to assist them before mid-term losses oust Trump.
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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step. Yea! After years of stalling, we're starting the journey. Just a few hundred more of these pics to go.
A shell-shocked Andrew Mountbatten, after his arrest.
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Andreas 🇨🇦 Fella 💙 #AbolishICE, #SlavaUkraini @andreasor.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Al Jazeera English: #Epstein #DOJ #PedoFührer Just believe them.
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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been calling foreign countries' justice departments all weekend threatening and begging them to drop their Epstein investigations, and stop subpoenaing the emails and testimony of Epstein accomplices who could implicate him...
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
So, the account Shitler uses to announce official US business, to make pronouncements that cause markets to rise or fall, is entrusted to some random intern with this demonstrably poor judgment? Even worse, we know it's actually Shitler with this demonstrably poor judgment.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Practical karma. That's what I call it. Nothing mystical. You play a dirty game for selfish benefit, or to harm others, and your own actions bite you in the ass. Many MAGA idiots don't get the US caste system, will be shocked when they're near the bottom of the heap as immigrants disappear.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I have to diagnose myself, then explain to my docs exactly what they missed, and how, to convince them to order tests to confirm diagnosis and initiate/monitor treatment. I may not be smarter than they are, but I do care more. Where is Dr. House when you need him?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.
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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hey NRA, are you good with this? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Re: FBI raid on WaPo's Hannah Natanson. Material allegedly provided by Perez-Lugones used in 5 WaPo articles on U.S. assessments related to Venezuela: Maduro’s foreign support, potential military targets, a reported raid outcome, analysis of diplomatic efforts.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What did NATO chief and 'Trump Whisperer' Mark Rutte whisper that nut-punched Shitler's imperious attitude on Greenland so damned quickly? I hope: "We have the Epstein Files." If he has evidence of the pedo ring, money laundering for Russian oligarchs, etc., let's hope he leaks it.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 23/01/2026
Nobody will forget nor forgive this.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Shitler's narcissism demands these dramatic acts. Deep down, he knows he's an idiot, yet that's suppressed. The worse his polls, the more he craves narcissistic supply: Nobel, Greenland, ballroom, arch, Kennedy Center. He's spiraling. Congress needs a primer on narcissism, then they need to impeach.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
djt is so desperate for that peace prize that he's trying to start his own club, 'The Bored of Peace.' He'll obviously give himself the 'Bored of Peace Crown' each year. The Bored may consider adding other yearly awards: Orangest Dictator, Smelliest, Whiniest, etc.
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Who is sponsoring a Trump pedofiles bill with some repercussions in it - like impeachment for djt, Bondi, etc?
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The Secretary of Warm @sylvanscenes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Shitler has a background in real estate, so knows well this adage. He's also an immoral criminal predator thug, so is ignoring 'willing seller' and 'no compulsion.' It doesn't make sense for the US to buy Greenland even if the sellers were willing.
Greenland, 
  and the definition of Fair Market Value:

Value is the price at which a property would change hands between a willing buyer and a willing seller, neither being under any compulsion to buy or to sell and both having reasonable knowledge of relevant facts.
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JunkboxJim @junkboxjim.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
File under "Evidence of attempt to incite a riot."
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