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SykoNachoman

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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jon bois did it, so now i have to do it too. here's what are probably my 9 favorite albums, if i don't repeat any artists #my9albums
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: alright check this out. you can have as much money as you want, but only in gold bricks. every $1000 weighs one pound and you have to carry it with you at all times operator: well, that just means rich people would get stronger me: fuck
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
best lyrics ever www.last.fm/music/Ghost+...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
today i happened upon a gang of youths tagging a public school. upon closer inspection their graffiti read, "jeff kent not a deserving hall of famer (led league in sac flies only once)." i informed him that he actually did so twice. they apologized and asked me to drive them to the police station
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
found this in my saved reddit posts and thought july would be an appropriate time to share it www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...
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From the nfl community on Reddit: [Highlight] The Bears vs Browns game was so cold that this soda instantly froze after being opened
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
learning how to do stuff in the sims 2
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
jon bois has successfully fixed the knicks. let's remember to give credit where credit is due
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I AM GOING TO FIX THE KNICKS | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 17
YouTube video by Secret Base
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
primer for non-nba fans tuning into the finals: the knicks and spurs will have to find the letters N, B, and A that are located somewhere on the court. they'll be given clues by helping various people – chasing down a little kid's lost balloon, helping a farmer return his chickens to the coop, etc
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
this is the best thing either you or i will watch all month: www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...
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From the nfl community on Reddit: [Highlight] Colts 2026 schedule release, Simpsons edition:
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
working on the charging the mound series
mac os screenshot: i tried to name a file killsomebody.png and got a notification saying "'killsomebody.png' already exists. Do you want to replace it?'
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i believe that harnessing solar energy is immoral. that energy does not belong to us, it belongs to the sun, and it's going to come back to get it when it consumes the earth in several billion years. don't take what isn't yours. you don't need lights at night if you just remember where everything is
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
syko's complaint of the week: despite numerous warnings from monty python, people still routinely fail to expect the spanish inquisition
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
syko's bop of the week #16: the go-go's - unforgiven
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Unforgiven
YouTube video by The Go-Go's - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
syko's complaint of the week: whenever i go out, the people always shout, "there goes john jacob jingleheimer schmidt!" and that isn't even my name
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
syko's bop of the week #15: they might be giants - the communists have the music
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They Might Be Giants - The Communists Have the Music (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
syko's bop of the week #14: galaxie 500 - decomposing trees
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Decomposing Trees
YouTube video by Galaxie 500 - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
syko's complaint of the week: young people keep saying "mid," and nobody knows what that means
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
syko's complaint of the week: a plague of locusts has descended upon my wheat fields
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
syko's bop of the week #13: the rolling stones - time waits for no one www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsH2...
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Time Waits For No One (Remastered)
YouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
syko's complaint of the week: i have to go to the bathroom, but it's all the way on the other side of the house
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
syko's bop of the week #12: agent orange - everything turns grey
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Everything Turns Grey
YouTube video by Agent Orange - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
syko's complaint of the week: i can't remember all the digits of pi
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
syko's bop of the week #11: roya - a sickness
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A Sickness
YouTube video by Roya - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
syko's complaint of the week: in 700 million years, the intensifying heat of the sun will have evaporated all of earth's oceans
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
syko's bop of the week #10: the who - eminence front
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Eminence Front
YouTube video by The Who - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
syko's bop of the week #9: pypy - sacred times
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Sacred Times
YouTube video by Pypy - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
syko's complaint of the week: i'm cold and there are wolves after me
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
syko's complaint of the week: i never learned how to breakdance, and no one i meet ever offers to teach me
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
syko's bop of the week #8: pylon - danger
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Danger (Remastered)
YouTube video by Pylon - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
the ideal number of strips for a webcomic to have is 383
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
syko's complaint of the week: the sun is too bright
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
syko's bop of the week #7: the sugar stems - we only come out at night
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We Only Come out at Night
YouTube video by The Sugar Stems - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
syko's complaint of the week: i haven't seen the godfather yet
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
syko's bop of the week #6: throwing muses - not too soon
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Throwing Muses - "Not Too Soon"
YouTube video by See This Radio
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
an omelette is just an excuse to eat lots of black pepper. prove me wrong
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the "hockey ball" that hockey fans refer to is hardly a ball at all. the top and bottom have been sliced down, rendering it more of a disc-like projectile, but it typically moves so quickly that few observers ever notice. the remainder is used to manufacture goalie shelters at each end of the rink
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
syko's complaint of the week: i still haven't been signed to a major label
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
syko's bop of the week #5: curtis mayfield - move on up
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Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up
YouTube video by awe
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
syko's complaint of the week: shakespeare hasn't released a new play in 415 years
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
syko's bop of the week #4: sleater-kinney - jumpers (my favorite song of all time!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZA_...
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Sleater-Kinney - Jumpers [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
syko's complaint of the week: my cat is bored
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
syko's bop of the week #3: guided by voices - the best of jill hives
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The Best of Jill Hives
YouTube video by Guided by Voices - Topic
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
syko's complaint of the week: there aren't very many mosquitoes this time of year
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SykoNachoman @sykonachoman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
syko's bop of the week #2: the church - under the milky way
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The Church - Under The Milky Way
YouTube video by Beatriz
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