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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 1,001 (10/7/26) Should write more haikus with pops of profanity. But which “home word” first?

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Homer Simpson's Swear Jar Misadventures

ALT: Homer Simpson's Swear Jar Misadventures

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 1,000 (10/6/26) One thousand stray thoughts parented into poems. My haiku children.

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Mil 1000 Neon Sign

ALT: Mil 1000 Neon Sign

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 999 (10/5/26) My “adventures” lead to new grocery store treks. Delicious, but damn.

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Snoopy's Grocery Shopping

ALT: Snoopy's Grocery Shopping

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 997 (10/3/26) The humble stick drubs botanical garden awe, according to kid.

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 995 (10/1/26) October begins. #Christmas toilet decor lands, but why now…and…why?

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 994 (9/30/26) A vanilla cone finished just before it melts. Taste late September.

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Floating Vanilla Ice Cream Cone

ALT: Floating Vanilla Ice Cream Cone

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 993 (9/29/26) What does a “crush” mean? Do they hate me or love me? Curious new word.

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Cute Bear and Caterpillar: Crush Love

ALT: Cute Bear and Caterpillar: Crush Love

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 992 (9/28/26) Sarcasm student learns new words and tones of voice. Practices air quotes.

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Chris Farley's Air Quotes

ALT: Chris Farley's Air Quotes

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 991 (9/27/26) The playdate begins. “I’ll do some reading,” I think. Optimist, I am.

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Michael Che on Positive Thinking - SNL

ALT: Michael Che on Positive Thinking - SNL

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

‪Mom #Haiku No. 987 (9/23/26)‬ ‪But we splish and splash‬ ‪amidst the mood tides. ‪All of us get soaked. ‬

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Tom And Jerry Water Splash

ALT: Tom And Jerry Water Splash

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 986 (9/22/26) “You’re very uncalm!” she storms against our boundaries. But our sea stays calm.

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Dude, You're Being Very Undude Meme

ALT: Dude, You're Being Very Undude Meme

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 984 (9/20/26) Dad, do you feel bad for the butter knife sitting alone in the drawer?

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Chadtronic's Giant Knife

ALT: Chadtronic's Giant Knife

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 983 (9/19/26) Kid waves her toes high. “This is how you say goodbye in our foot language.”

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Sleepy Kitten Stretching Toes

ALT: Sleepy Kitten Stretching Toes

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 982 (9/18/26) Yes, Your Majesty. Also, Queen of Toothbrushing. Royal tooth time now.

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Floss Brush

ALT: Floss Brush

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 981 (9/17/26) When I was a baby, I was the Queen of Drool. Now, Queen of Fun.

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Queen Crown

ALT: Queen Crown

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 978 (9/14/26) Bandit and Chilli, how do you parent so well? Aspiration barks.

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Bluey: Bandit and Chilli

ALT: Bluey: Bandit and Chilli

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 977 (9/13/26) Back to school nerves fray. Day two of school flows smoothly back to normal sass. #backtoschool

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Stepped in a Big Pile of Sassy

ALT: Stepped in a Big Pile of Sassy

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 976 (9/12/26) No #AI haiku. My mind computes, generates, and hallucinates.

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I, Robot AI Gaze

ALT: I, Robot AI Gaze

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 974 (9/10/26) Her arms cradle carbs. She sings, “Rock a Bye Pita.” Lullaby Snack

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Cap Bailey Asmr

ALT: Cap Bailey Asmr

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 973 (9/9/26) Park explorer grows. Climbs the tallest jungle gyms. Sketches leaves with pen.

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 972 (9/8/26) “I ordered TWO grapes!” Our summer break stretches long as patience grows short.

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Genie Aladdin Let Me Take Your Order

ALT: Genie Aladdin Let Me Take Your Order

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 969 (9/5/26) Let’s play hide and seek. I’ll come find you really soon… …ish. When does school start?

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Cute Kitten Plays Peek-a-Boo

ALT: Cute Kitten Plays Peek-a-Boo

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 968 (9/4/26) “Free candy for sale!” We play games of pretend treats, real sharing, so sweet.

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Unite Carebear

ALT: Unite Carebear

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 966 (9/2/26) “The socks, they are twins.” We gamify the laundry. Take chore baby steps.

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Pengu Pudgy Laundry Day

ALT: Pengu Pudgy Laundry Day

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 965 (9/1/26) “Relax” says the sign. AirBnB art commands. But will I listen?

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Relaxing Frog on Lily Pad

ALT: Relaxing Frog on Lily Pad

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 964 (8/31/26) Five minutes is short like a shirt too small for me. Kid fits in meaning.

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Woman Adjusts Tank Top and Bra

ALT: Woman Adjusts Tank Top and Bra

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 963 (8/30/26) Used to name parent as “CEO” of “Kid Name” But who’s the real boss?

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Whos The Boss Tony Danza

ALT: Whos The Boss Tony Danza

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 962 (8/29/26) Add a new contact. Type in parent’s “First” and “Last.” Save as “Kid’s Name, Inc.”

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Official Business Sacrifice

ALT: Official Business Sacrifice

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 961 (8/28/26) She snarls then scolds us while wearing a duck towel. Try not to quack up.

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Spa Shower

ALT: Spa Shower

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 960 (8/27/26) The same snack again?!?! I’m stuck eating your rejects. Greatest hit it is.

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Golden Girls: I'm Just Being Picky

ALT: Golden Girls: I'm Just Being Picky

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 959 (8/26/26) Kid takes a picture to share a heart with grandma. Flower petal love.

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 958 (8/25/26) Make a wish, kiddo. She writes, “control the weather.” A dreamy forecast.

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 957 (8/24/26) “Don’t step on the crack,” kid looks at bedraggled me, “or you’ll break your back.”

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Side Walk Shoes

ALT: Side Walk Shoes

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 956 (8/23/26) Name is the Heelers but they feel like the Healers. And these dogs guide us. #Bluey

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Bandit Bluey and Bingo Cheer

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Sydney Beveridge @sydbev.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Mom #Haiku No. 953 (8/20/26) Summer bath special: Soothe heatwave whines with bubbles. Let kid add ice cubes.

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Pengu Pudgy: Refreshing Ice Bath

ALT: Pengu Pudgy: Refreshing Ice Bath

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