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Gavin Lucan

@swordgav.bsky.social
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Swords, games, rock and roll. What more do you need? 🏏 🎺

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
A Curse Against Stealers Of Books
For him that
stealth a book from
this place, let it
change into a
serpent in his hand
and rend him.
Let him be struck with
palsy,
& all his members 
blasted.
Let him languish in 
pain crying aloud for
mercy, & let there be be no surcease to his 
agony till he sink to
dissolution.
Let bookworms gnaw
his entrails in token of 
the Worm that diets not,
& when at last he
goeth to his final
punishment, let the
flames of
hell consume him
forever & aye.
(Monastery Of San Pedro, Barcelona.)
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"We get knocked down, but we get up again." "Nazis are never gonna keep me down." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"We could crash into the British Museum!" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Slurping the Blood of the Rust Witch' is my favourite Black Metal album. #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Judging the physiology, I's say there mammals and you can suck the blood of a Womble." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw a kid with a Minecraft shirt on, but he was angled so only 'craft' was visible at first. My first thought was #Lovecraft? Don't know why my brain went there.
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H.P. Lovecraft's Eldritch Transformation
ALT: H.P. Lovecraft's Eldritch Transformation
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The kitties we've been housing may have found a home! A friend of ours is hoping to take them, and will be meeting them tomorrow.
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I'm so cultured, I drink tea with my pinky out." "That's not (the Culture skill), that's the specialisation of Colonizer." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"If you want to step in to negotiate." "No, you fucked that up a while ago." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I really don't like the term Wendigo Juice." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"How do you kill a glacier? Outside of global warming." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Share a show that no-one could ever make you hate!
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Danger Mouse
ALT: Danger Mouse
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Customer asked for wizard stuff, saying he was from another dimension, here now and wanted it sent directly to his brain. Thankfully he left soon after, though he said he'd return when he had money. *sighs*
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found out one of my fellow rapier students is 17, and soon to do his HSC. Me: "Well, congratulations, best of luck with your exams and get the hell off my lawn, you damn punk kid."
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are cats in my house! A property manager at my wife's work found them abandoned and we have them for the night. We'll see how it goes in future.
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"What does Quintillius have up his sleeves?" "Hopefully his arms?" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Being entangled by her friend makes her angry." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Do not make me a monkey, I will destroy you." "Not without your consent." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I don't think you should touch ghosts anymore!" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"It's 1991, I don't know if the phrase 'fuck around and find out' is in use." "It has to start somewhere!" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This room appears to belong to a young male." "Lots of porn?" "Crusty socks?" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"The ovens aren't big enough for people." "And the house isn't made of candy." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Are you gonna Push It?" "Push it real good!" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Great, so we're in a Lifestyles of the Evil Dead." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This is the most fucked up Candid Camera I've ever seen." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had to sneak a friend into the screening last night. #Transformers #Soundwave
A small figure of the Decepticon Soundwave standing atop a ticket for Transformers: The Movie.
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Bad News will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
HEY HEY BAD NEWS!
FUCK OFF BAD NEWS!
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Neice, Age 4, talking to her mother: "I like Uncle Gavin because he's funny. He does funny things with his beard."
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Goodbye Cheetah, and thank you. #DeadBoys youtu.be/ohZnOaetFvY?...
youtu.be
Dead Boys - Sonic Reducer - live
YouTube video by Raw'N'Proud77
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Godspeed you Black Forest Cake!
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
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Kermit The Frog in Top Hat and Bow Tie
ALT: Kermit The Frog in Top Hat and Bow Tie
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1st test of #Drachenfest costume. Rough and needs work, but the idea is sound. I definitely need to work on attaching it to my head safely. #AusLARP
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"What sort of bear are we talking? Yogi, Humphrey, the hairy gay variety?" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*cup overflows* "Why didn't you put Rich's finger in it?" "Because I want to drink out of it! The cup that is, not Rich's finger." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Do we know what they look like?" "Yeah, it looks like 'I prepared Explosive Runes this morn*kaboom*" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I'll just slide my ear over." "That's not the part of me I can do that with." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"And then we started talking about lights." "There's 4 of them!" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Science, wizard, swizzard?" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Does anyone want to make a retroactive Remove Pants roll?" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Killed 2 of the witches." "In the back of my Dragula?" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"'Tasting Hairspray' sounds like a bad 90's alterna rock band." #quotesfromgamenight
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johannes (linux era) 🎨 💖💜💙 @yc99.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#Drachenfest banter on the Discord. Talking shanties to be sung, and I mentioned hoping to hear Professional Pirate. I've been told to do so, no matter my voice, with 1 response being: "The gods gave you that voice, *make them listen to it.*" #AusLARP
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw a guy on the train station having a chat with a couple of police and had to resist the urge to start to sing as I passed by. music.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBS...
music.youtube.com
Youre Going Home In The Back of a Divi Van (Live)
YouTube video by Painters and Dockers - Topic
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A tweet from the Iron Sheik that reads DEAR MONDAY GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#Skindred are a bloody amazing live band, and every time I've seen them it's a joyous celebration of life, joy and rock and roll. Gonna pay for it tomorrow, but every ache will be worth it.
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh boy, therapy stirred some stuff up today. And I took the wrong keys and locked myself out of the house... I'm gonna get some breakfast... And I just realised I left my headphones in the appt. He's with another client.
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Detective Jake Peralta: I'm Gonna Go Cry
ALT: Detective Jake Peralta: I'm Gonna Go Cry
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"I'm not lending you a D6 for you to hit me with." #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Secret Nature check." "Secret tunnel." "Secret Squirrel?" #quotesfromgamenight
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Gavin Lucan @swordgav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Barney Gumble: "Ah, there's the inflated sense of self esteem!" I may have been wandering around the house trying to do the James Bond gun barrel pose, but you can't prove that... #larp #replica #Drachenfest #AUSLarp
A bearded man holding a replica flintlock.
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