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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 12/09/2026
Always a visionary.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 03/08/2026
The crossover I didn't know I needed.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 03/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 27/02/2026
Showing the humanity.
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Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 22/01/2026
Hard truths vs. the easy lies.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 11/01/2026
Hard to make it any clearer.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 23/12/2025
A different kind of Whamageddon altogether.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The theme was "What are you going to be when you grow up?"
A blonde girl in a Halloween costume of emerald dress and black cloak. She has fake rope around her waist, neck, and wrists. There's straw and painted flames around the bottom of her outfit, creating the effect of her being burnt at the stake.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 29/10/2025
Stones.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 17/08/2025
Few heralds to waning summer are more enjoyable than the appearance of refrigerator pickles.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 30/07/2025
Choose wisely.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 15/06/2025
Today's winner of the Internet.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 15/05/2025
Without downloading new pictures, my current state
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 03/04/2025
Hello pollen my old friend.
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This is art. 🤗
Sharing an excerpt of facebook screenshot of Amanda Gailey:

As someone who uses Signal every day, I need to explain how totally committed to being an absolute dumbass multiple people had to be in order for this security leak to happen.
Okay, so in Signal if you want to talk to multiple people you have to create a group and give it a name, for example "JD Vance Humps His Couch." You then add people from your contacts to the group.  If you are a competent user of Signal, you can then restrict the permissions so that only designated admins can add people. If you are an absolute dipshit whose only job qualification is pwning the libs on Twitter, you would create a group about war plans and not know about or activate this functionality.
If you are in a group and are allowed to add members, either because you are an admin or because the admin was raised on lead paint milkshakes, you then must do the following to add someone:
Click on "JD Vance Humps His Couch"
Scroll down to "Add Members."
Select one or more people from your phone's contact list.
Click "Update"
Confirm that yes, you want to add that member.
This is impossible to do accidentally. 
Then, once you have gone through the multi-step process of adding a member, an announcement appears on the screen for literally everyone in the group to see: "JD Vance Has Added Chairry to the Group." This sentence is a line in a single-stream text thread and if anyone is reading their messages they cannot miss it. (If they are not reading their messages, one might wonder why they have been included on the chat to begin with.)
At this point, anyone can say in the chat or privately, Hey JD, why are you adding the bedroom-eyed plush chair from Pee-Wee's Playhouse to our chat about your upholstery problem?
Yet nobody in the war bro chat said a thing about the new member added to the group.
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Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Thank you @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 23/03/2025
snoo
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/ MOSA / @mosaisms.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Politics affects everyone.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
This is why the people who want raw milk are dumb ass rich people who have never been in the same zip code as a farm.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 11/03/2025
"Day 1107 of my captivity: I believe I will try to tunnel out."
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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Where should we be giving our political dollars right now? 💰 [spoiler alert: not to the Dem establishment.] I’ve got two great recs pinned below.
youtube.com
Where should we be giving our political dollars right now? 💰#politics #news
YouTube video by Jessica Craven
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 19/01/2025
Mood.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 31/12/2024
And 5 weeks later there was sauerkraut.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 21/12/2024
Stay warm this winter solstice!
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 19/12/2024
This mac & cheese borders on unholy.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 18/12/2024
I love a moonlit winter sky filled with glowing cumulus clusters.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 10/12/2024
Stink. Eye.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 09/12/2024
Nap like you just don't care.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 07/12/2024
The stuff.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 05/12/2024
Helping to decorate the tree, but if you *wanted* to throw the ball for him...
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 03/12/2024
My favorite moon. Sharp enough to cut the sky.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 02/12/2024
The shipwreck has been washing up a little more everyday magic than usual.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 28/11/2024
The last onion in that trilogy was a real tear jerker.
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 28/11/2024
This is Pixie. It's pronounced: siks•pownds•/əv/•RAI•chuhs•dee•struhk•shn
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 25/11/2024
This is Piper. He is a love goblin. #lovegoblin
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Sworded Tales @swordedtales.com · 23/11/2024
Fermentation PSA: roundabout now is the time to start your sauerkraut to have it in time for New Year's! 🥬🔪
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