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@swordandsorcery.bsky.social
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Lover of S&S, heroic fantasy and fantasy books. Conan the Barbarian, Elric of Melniboné, Imaro, Geralt of Rivia, Wulfric the Wanderer, Wrathgar, and more. Pronouns: Sword/Sorcery

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fairly sure that is why Jesus is often portrayed as mostly naked. Considering that he was a carpenter who worked with his hands, he should be ripped. There really should be romance books about Jesus and Mary Magdalene. The bodice ripping kind... 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actually knows how to fight. Gets injured regularly. Not a Mary Sue (or Gary Stu). Often resorts to outsmarting opponents. Isn't waiting around for a man to save her. Examples: Sarah Connor Okoye Ripley Motoko Kusanagi Furiosa Brienne of Tarth NOT She-Ra. She is too OP + doesn't get injured.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suspect that a lot of books fall into the #SwordandSaga subgenre, especially since it is the one that more closely resembles #DungeonsandDragons themed adventures that typically feature 4 to 6 main characters. Examples Conan the Barbarian - 1 or 2 The Crystal Shard - 5 Lord of the Rings - 8
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also there's too many characters and the scale is too epic to call it Sword and Sorcery. Sword and Saga would be more accurate. #SwordandSaga blends epic fantasy with elements of Sword and Sorcery.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear #FantasyAuthors... If your book was on a spectrum, how would you define it between these two essentially "polar opposites". Obviously you can mix the 2, a bit, but then it becomes more like an "Epic-Sword-and-Sorcery-esque" story. Maybe even a separate subgenre that needs a name?
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Defcon 5 is the lowest level. If she is prepared and alert Defcon 3 sounds more accurate. I am of the opinion that men who sexually harass women are compensating for tiny penises, much like how tiny dogs are always the yippiest.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, more like walk to the streetcar. Take the street car to Union. Then sit on the train. Currently on the streetcar. 🚊
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In related news the FBI recently got a great deal on Russian donkeys. Trump himself brokered the deal with Putin. That should keep the new FBI recruits happy. They are such "victims" of bestiality.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Patel is done FBI will stand for Federal Bestiality Institute. In related news the FBI recently got a great deal on Russian donkeys. Trump himself brokered the deal with Putin. That should keep the new FBI recruits happy. They are such "victims" of bestiality.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Patel is done FBI will stand for Federal Bestiality Institute. In related news the FBI recently got a great deal on Russian donkeys. Trump himself brokered the deal with Putin. That should keep the new FBI recruits happy. They are such "victims" of bestiality.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Patel is done FBI will stand for Federal Bestiality Institute. In related news the FBI recently got a great deal on Russian donkeys. Trump himself brokered the deal with Putin. That should keep the new FBI recruits happy. They are such "victims" of bestiality.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Patel is done FBI will stand for Federal Bestiality Institute. In related news the FBI recently got a great deal on Russian donkeys. Trump himself brokered the deal with Putin. That should keep the new FBI recruits happy. They are such "victims" of bestiality.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Patel is done FBI will stand for Federal Bestiality Institute. In related news the FBI recently got a great deal on Russian donkeys. Trump himself brokered the deal with Putin. That should keep the new FBI recruits happy. They are such "victims" of bestiality.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Patel is done FBI will stand for Federal Bestiality Institute. In related news the FBI recently got a great deal on Russian donkeys. Trump brokered the deal himself with Putin. That should keep the new FBI recruits happy. They are such "victims" of bestiality.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also the FBI recently got a great deal on donkeys coming from Russia. Trump himself brokered the deal with Putin. That should keep the new FBI recruits happy
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He means that men are beasts and are victims of their own weird but kinky obsessions. When Patel is done FBI will stand for Federal Bestiality Institute. Also the FBI recently got a great deal on donkeys coming from Russia.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Then along came Marion Zimmer Bradley, and she wrote a lesbian version of Gor in a book called "Warrior Woman"... The main character has amnesia and ends up in a gladiator pit, but finds herself a wealthy female benefactor/owner... So according to MZB slavery is OK so long as they're all lesbians.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is past time that America had a REAL MAN for president. Conan for President 2028. "It is time to drain the swamp, and kill all the snakes and pedophiles." #2028
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You cannot be fiscally responsible without taxing the billionaires and trillionaires. Tax them all. Tax their companies. Elon Musk paid less in taxes last year than a pediatrician. Even a 2% wealth tax on the super rich would be a big step in the right direction.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is past time that America had a REAL MAN for president. Conan for President 2028. "It is time to drain the swamp, and kill all the snakes and pedophiles." #POTUS
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is past time that America had a REAL MAN for president. Conan for President 2028. "It is time to drain the swamp, and kill all the snakes and pedophiles." #USA
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is past time that America had a REAL MAN for president. Conan for President 2028. "It is time to drain the swamp, and kill all the snakes and pedophiles." #Conan
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is past time that America had a REAL MAN for president. Conan for President 2028. "It is time to drain the swamp, and kill all the snakes and pedophiles." #realman
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if we decapitated pedophiles instead of putting them in charge? I am just asking, you know, hypothetically.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember that time Conan decapitated Trump and threw his severed head on the White House lawn? Oh yeah, that didn't happen... But I can dream, right? Hmm? 🤔
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lisa? Conan? Doesn't matter, so long as Trump is gone.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If only it was so easy to make things come true.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Want to get rid of Trumpflation? Get rid of Trump by impeaching him. Lock him up for pedophilia. Put someone sane in charge. Get rid of tariffs. Put an end to the war with Iran. Conan isn't real. We can't wait around for a hero to solve our problems. We act now, we get rid of Trump now.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The pen is mightier than the sword... But Conan's sword would be handier in our current situation. 😉 The day Trump dies WE WILL PARTY like we did in 1945.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I look forward to Trump kicking the bucket. We will all party that day.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump jokes aren't funny any more because he's a dictator near the end of his days. We are all just waiting for him to kick the bucket. Conan for President 2028. 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No man named Conan should ever let a pedophile get away with shit.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No man named Conan should ever let a pedophile get away with it.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump and his cronies just want to piss on everything, but they don't know shit about economics. And Trump's knowledge of war or oil economics? Pfff! Non-existent.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump and his cronies just want to piss on everything, but they don't know shit about economics.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump and his cronies just want to piss on everything, but they don't know shit about economics.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
More piss in his face. 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good idea.
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just replace the 🍁 with a 🍀. 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chretien should give Trump the Ol' Shawinigan Handshake... But not in a nice way. 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chretien should give Trump the Ol' Shawinigan Handshake... But not in a nice way. 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chretien should give Trump the Ol' Shawinigan Handshake... But not in a nice way. 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chretien should give Trump the Ol' Shawinigan Handshake... But not in a nice way. 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chretien should give Trump the Ol' Shawinigan Handshake... But not in a nice way. 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chretien should give Trump the Ol' Shawinigan Handshake... But not in a nice way. 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chretien should give Trump the Ol' Shawinigan Handshake... 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gotta give Trump the Ol' Shawinigan Handshake... 😉
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gotta give Trump the Ol' Shawinigan Handshake... 😉
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