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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026

Benjamin: You have such an honest face Worf. I can trust you can't I? Worf: Yes I suppose so. Benjamin: Good I need to rant. Worf: Wait. Keiko has an honest face! Why can't you tell her your dating problems?

Worf: Wait. Keiko has an honest face! Why can't you tell her your dating problems?

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026

Whenever Admiral Hackett calls you in the first mass effect game, it sounds like he's sitting at a desk in a dimly-lit room with just a desklamp on, holding his head in one hand, and a glass with two ice cubes in the other.

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Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ @brucelawson.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026

I just had a scary trip to the local Tesco Express. People glowered at me, muttering "Happy now, PHP developer?". One woman shielded her kids, shrieking "Don't go near the nasty server-side man, kids". And when I got home, someone had posted a ColdFusion manual through my letter box with a […]

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

I had to give someone bad news today and the defeat i heard in his voice man. i felt that shit

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

OH: "You don't get to be the only one who makes poor decisions, dammit! Let me have one now and then!"

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

hell i want more jonathan frakes in general ngl

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

I dream of a nuTrek show with mostly new characters but also riker as a major supporting character

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

fent *sucks*. people who do this recreationally are definitely built different

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

sick and tired of rent seeking. they'd charge us to breathe if they could figure out how

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

I really miss the five-cheese pizza hot pockets

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

a lot of people on the internet have gotten the impression that I'm European because I say good morning at all hours of the day and drink spezi

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

I think it's kinda shitty to hold stupid shit someone did as a teenager against them when they're a grown ass adult

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

so the mechanic i had an appointment with this morning doesn't do on-site service any more. you'd think this would've come up during our conversations, but shame on me for assuming the top rated mobile mechanic in the area was actually a mobile mechanic

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

Whenever I update my home server, jellyfin forgets all my plugin settings. I've seen nobody else with this issue online so I'm assuming it's a problem on my end, but I cannot track it down.

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

I wonder what @kde's approach to spatial computing would look like

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

When I complain about CS/SE graduates not knowing how to use version control systems, it is not to shame the graduates, but the institutions that failed to impart upon them such a critical skill.

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

[medium-hot take regarding slurs] it's not my place to police how people reclaim slurs even if i think they're doing it wrong. yes, even the r slur

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

how can a restaurant confirm a doordash order if it's closed

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

thank you discord, for notifying me about my own message that i sent yesterday. very helpful

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

just ordered an 18TB HDD. ow my bank account

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

there is so much good music coming out of china these days

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

[photo of jeff bezos with the caption "andrew tate"]

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

it's interesting to me how the prevailing opinion on a given subject among a specific demographic on one social network can differ so much from the prevailing opinion on the same subject among the same demographic on a different but very similar social network

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

I might fork projectM. as a crossplatform re-implementation of Milkdrop, it's great. but there's a lot of aspects of the approach Milkdrop (and therefore projectM) takes that I'm not happy with.

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

someone named stephanie has signed up for a GLP-1 inhibitor subscription using this email address. and it's cheaper than my GLP-1 inhibitor subscription.

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

one of my email addresses is one that it is very conceivable for someone to use if they have to give an email address but don't want to give their own. a few times a month someone will sign up for something using this email address.

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026

[thread. post 1/7. thread cw: drugs, narcotics, cannabis, addiction. post cw: cocaine, not about me] so a couple of months ago, I was watching a TV show during downtime at a conference. (Counterpart, for those curious. first season is great, haven't seen the second.) in the show, one of the […]

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ompuco @ompu.co · 16/08/2026

testing

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026

Walks of Lung is such a good album

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mx alex tax1a - 2020 (6) @atax1a.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026

you don't care that you're consuming slop? well then i call into question your entire sense of fucking judgement, for one

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026

@xkeeper.net I know a lot of folks who have moved over to that one, but, y'know, you can't really watch that at work

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026

new pattern I've noticed: if a post ends with an emoji my phone can't render, it's almost always AI

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

teriyaki is one of mankind's greatest inventions

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

very happy to see overtaken performing so well in the workshop wars tourney

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

[Doctor Who grumblings] there have been talks about bringing David Tennant back *again*. I thought it was fine for a three-episode outing, but I don't think it's a good idea to keep revisiting. If you're gonna bring a previous Doctor back, Jo Martin and Paul McGann are much better choices.

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026

I thought it was pretty common knowledge that piracy isn't lost sales

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026

vibe-coded DRM actually was on my 2026 bingo card, huh

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

this campesino stuff is so good it's dangerous

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

[drunk tweet] "testicles" is one of those words that gets semantic satiation really quickly. you say it like six times and it doesn't feel like a real word any more

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Niki @nikitonsky.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026

Trying to figure out what’s clickable in modern UI

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026

[linux glazing] one of the reasons i love linux so much is because when something goes wrong, there's often many possible solutions. like yeah i have problems more frequently on linux than i ever did with windows, but those problems get solved quickly. meanwhile i'm still dealing with the same […]

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

if you're looking for software that has been scrubbed from the internet, there's a good chance you can find it on a russian forum. have managed to find stuff on rutracker and 4pda that i thought was gone forever

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

what's a polite way to say "I agree with your larger point, but your argument is so bad or has such terrible optics that it has completely derailed the conversation"

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Markus @swooshycueb.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026

Discord could solve the token theft plague so easily. All they have to do is scope the tokens so that re-authentication is required to change account credentials.

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