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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

She was the best. Irreplaceable for us pursuit nerds. RIP our amazing #PursuitBae 🕊️

THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Watching people who loudly proclaim to not seek attention, delete tweets that get no traction so that their TL looks like every one is a banger is a hilarious study in psychology 😂. We totally didn’t notice bro 👌😉

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If America had a nickel for every time gunshots were fired around Donald Trump when he’s doing poorly in the polls, we’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

None of you HATERS & LOSERS talk to me & my BIG BEAUTIFUL BRACKET. Thank You for your attention to this matter. SWOOSH J MCDUCK

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Medical Guidance & Geopolitical Conflict always bring out the loudest takes from people who repeated the 3rd Grade.

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Time to start training for drone piloting the 2034 Salt Lake City Olympics

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Fuck 2025. Good riddance. Happy New Year.

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

“Sure I tacitly endorsed white supremacy, but look at all the followers I got from it!” might be the most on brand grifter shit I’ve seen yet. God bless this stupid fan base 😂.

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

69-3. Dollar Dan & Dante Dimes were anything but nice to the Pokes on Saturday. In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses. My Column from Cash & Carry:

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

@cascadiacoug.bsky.social if I don’t see pics of this rolling around Crescent Bar next summer I stg…

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Didn’t have “fighting a brush fire with a garden hose” on my Tuesday night bingo card…

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Man got mercilessly mocked for this position on multiple social media sites, but wants us to believe that a staggering amount of a dwindling subscriber count chose to fucking email him instead…🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lying >>>>

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

3/4 of the counties in the state think this is what Portland still looks like every night. Name is 🤌

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

No matter how many times I tell the wife “clean the lint trap when you’re done” smh

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Lame Ducks? Oregon now finds itself at a crossroads with new NIL rules & an 87-year old mega booster. Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation. My Column from Arby’s:

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Someone making themselves the main character in another persons grief & loss is some of the sickest narcissistic shit imaginable.

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Me: *finishes laundry* Goose: I’m a towel

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Look at all these liberals falling from the sky!!1!1!1!

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Excited to hear about Triple H going into the WWE HoF. From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative. Well deserved.

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Fuck Xanax, how do I smuggle eggs back from Mexico?!

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I just wanna know which snitch told him about the super secret water tap we have on the Deschutes outside Maupin 😡

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

That orange mf thinks he’s gonna take my unlimited water & give it to California? From my cold wet hands 😤

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Oh, this means they’ve gotten so cheap that people are buying them all up, right?! RIGHT?! 🇺🇸☝️🥚

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

BAWITDABA DA NANG GANG BANG DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY GRABBED THE LUBEY

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I have lost my life savings in Trump coins & can no longer afford to buy eggs for my family. Was I wrong to support the Face Eating Leopards Party?!

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Mexico don’t want Los Gringos to be giving out 🔥🔥🔥 Limewire mixtapes to them random señoritas.

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

LA booed the shit out of Hulk Hogan tonight, & for the first time in months I felt something. A spark of hope.

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Get that dumb bandwagon baby away from my team!!!1! 😤

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Ever have a stupid idea hit you in the middle of the night & you waste 20 mins on something that makes you chuckle? Anyways, here’s a #GoDucks x I Love LA remix nobody asked for 🤣 See y’all in Pasadena 🦆🌹🏟️ (full version on the bad site)

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Y’all putting too much pressure on that baby cuz if we lose she’s getting yeeted to the San Gabriels. I know our fans 😭

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I’m gonna have to call my doctor in 4 hours

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Thinking back to Christmas as a kid & mom setting a 5am minimum as the earliest I could get her up & open presents. Now I’m begging her if I can set a 9:30am alarm cuz I’m tired & want to sleep in before family arrives 😂. Adulting is some bullshit.

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Sick w/ Covid for most of June I was lazy & let the goatee grow. Wife hated it, so I made a deal to shave it when Oregon lost their 1st game. *⏩️⏩️⏩️ 6 mos* It is the bane of my existence, constantly full of holiday glitter & tickles my nose when I sleep. But my Sco has never been more up!

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THE Habitual Pot Stirrer @swooshmcduck.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

My favorite time of year, where I find my least favorite relative & say “Hey, you should try this shit” 😈

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