Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 23/05/2026For you see 2011 was a monkeys paw of a year: Skyrim and four loko coincided and I never recovered. 000 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Wait when did I develop a potato shaped jock head? 000 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Please don't talk to me until I've had my breakfast, two scoops of pre workout, a heavy lifting day, second breakfast, a nap, brunch and my morning coffee. 000 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Chest and tricep pump so bad I can't even beat off. 020 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Heavy leg day, a fine cigar what more do I need? 040 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Yeehaw! Happy workers of the world day! Today is a day to celebrate the fruits of your labor! 040 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Lounging, bloated with a cigar after leg day. Only a couple things can make it better 060 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 09/08/2025As a dog trainer and growing boy i have some general fitness goals like: being able to pick up every dog. But i also have specific ones with my own personal dogs like, have a neck thicker than my pitbull's neck and have arms bigger than my mini poodle's chest. Glad to report both check out. 010 0
Reposted by Swolviet TexasKaejer @kaejer.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Why have abs when you can have a pillow? #gainer 28412 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 27/07/2025My favorite autistic experience is seeing a social group, understanding you want to identify and experience membership, observing the patterns and rules, then completely failing to implement said rules in a natural way. And repeat. 010 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Buckled in for sunday. Shiny hunting and eating after deadlifts. 030 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I had to do a dbl take because i was in the zone and not sure i heard right but im pretty sure a daddy called me babe at the gym. 010 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Buccees is cool but what about a rofo chicken box at 2 in the morning plastered on natty boh and cheap whiskey? Or is that too deep of a cut? 100 0
Reposted by Swolviet TexasJoe @jcmuscuk.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Someone at work asked if I'd been working out. I said 'Just a little bit', as if I haven't been breaking my body for a little attention. 61061 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Does anyone else have a spot on their body where if they scratch it they hiccup? 000 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The one who lifts weights in omelas is so good. 000 0
Reposted by Swolviet TexasLori Lou Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social · 12/06/2025lol this is freakin perfect Share among your gym bros 7707232 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Chest day and im feeling lean and mean but i need to be swole n full. #musclebear #gaymuscle #flex #chestday #thickthursday 070 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Tummy tuesday for y'all. Get into it. #tummytuesdsy #flex #extwink #musclebear 030 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 08/06/2025My tits are down here, please disregard my face. I want to love bench press but yah know its not my favorite. #bulking #chestday #growing #flex #beard #belly 130 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Playing civ until i feel like my legs can move. Front squats can suck it 020 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I found a kitten yesterday, in the middle of the street. 060 0
Reposted by Swolviet TexasBrodo @pupbrodo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Where the bones at on #fcf? 513139291 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Someone asked for this yesterday. Figured I'd share. Whataburger does a tiny week. #burp #bulkibg #musclebear 1352 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 28/04/2025My tiktok algorithm absolutely think im a lesbian who has a thing for risque gay bears thats all it shows me. 020 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Im at a point in my life where i could eat pasta every day. 010 0
Reposted by Swolviet TexasPT Pumpkins 🎃 @ptklein.com · 22/04/2025Day three of the twink death skeets which means we should be getting close to twink resurrection 1433524 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Looking to transition into my Coach era. Picture it: Fat, getting fatter; lazy getting lazier; strong, getting stronger; & in need of jocks to bulk up and help make me fatter. Don't have to, it's now. 000 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Something about eating 6000 calories a day and 2 hours workouts that does a himbo good. Sad to be headed back to work today but I'll put in an effort towards 6000 calories still. 000 0
Reposted by Swolviet TexasEthan @shatteredmutant.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Good morning. Here’s Superman punching a Nazi. 0152 0
Reposted by Swolviet TexasTallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Repost if you want your face in dad's furry butt 😈 381529168 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Two hour workout back and bis done. I'm loving this added volume and walking out of the gym like a gorilla 000 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Work is still closed today. Gonna eat and lift and eat and recover 020 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Snow storm means an empty ish gym. No work. Let's get the pump going 010 0
Swolviet Texas @swolviet.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Can't think about the news if you spend all day looking at bellies. Checkmate 010 0
Reposted by Swolviet TexasRanch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Why would I stare at the awful news for the next four years when I could instead stare at my awesome tits 💁🏼♂️ 4445213 0
Reposted by Swolviet TexasMikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Bi Buff Grandzaddy & Queer Twink Grandson 3441 0
