sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025yeah, and I think it might be albino too? most of the gar I saw (and I saw a lot) had a beautiful dark leopard print pattern but this one was hella yellow 020
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025"bowl" as menu item category: artificial & false. complicit in reducing of foods to mere carbs and proteins. true bowl foods need not mention the bowl. naming it diminishes them. "plate" as menu item category: implies bounty, diversity, adventure. trustworthy & kind. we love a plate that's heaping. 191
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I can't believe in ~5 years of visiting miami I've never visited the everglades until now. what a mindblowing park, it's like someone upturned a bucket of animals in front of every step you take. all of these animals were on a short, heavily traffic path! puts our california parks to shame tbh 1150
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 26/08/2025it reads like a vomitous combination of froth and slosh and worse it doesn't even serve a purpose that handsomer words haven't already covered 130
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 26/08/2025the 2000s-10s obsession with the supposed repulsiveness of the word moist misled our collective ire from the real grossest word out there: frosh 190
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 13/07/2025remember how the 00s tried to make "guesstimate" a thing? I'm glad it's dead it's literally just "estimate" but less cute 060
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 10/06/2025whoa splatoon raiders is actually the first game to get me psyched for switch 2... I don't think my heart has pvp in but I WILL take a single player spinoff thank you 0100
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 09/06/2025my work with immigrants has introduced me to some of the most brilliant, exceptional, and kind people I've ever met. they deserve the world, and the hate towards them breaks my heart and boils my blood. anti-immigrant racism is as unreasonable as it is repugnant. 050
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 09/06/2025the narrative that LA is in any way invaded or occupied by immigrants and the people seeking to protect them has me fucking furious. out of all the heartbreaking shit out there, in this moment that's what's getting me the most. 171
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 26/05/2025shout out to these lovely ladies for helping everyone cross the street safely 0170
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 18/05/2025the sheer amount of calories it takes to fuel 20 teenagers on a group bike ride really doesn't clock until after that trader joe's total hits 070
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 18/05/2025ok I need to preface this by making clear that I adore being a teacher and giving students the opportunity to discover new parts of the community they live in is incredibly gratifying and never for a moment do I wish I was doing anything else FUCK field trips tho 170
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 08/05/2025heard a weird papery sound in my classroom today, turned out it was this big boy trying to escape through a window 0250
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 03/05/2025the last week was an insane rollercoaster. I rode 66 miles (on 4 hours of sleep) on saturday to fundraise for oakland schools, then learned that we lost 6 staffmembers to d*ge bullshit on sunday, then narrowly averted a one day strike the same thursday we tentatively brought those staffmembers back 150
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 29/03/2025what the hell are they talking about in infinity nikki 030
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I explained the difference in pronunciation between the words "live," "leave," and "leaf" to a spanish first-language student today, and he looked at me wide-eyed and said "english is crazy." 020
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 26/02/2025sorry to say you just got owned by one of my students 😔 010
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 26/02/2025for those who don't speak spanish, the pic on the right says "you're a bitch if you read this, hope you get a zero" 110
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 15/02/2025probably feels good as fuckkkkkk to be a lizard basking on a rock 0232
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 06/02/2025blocked youtube on the chromebooks today, and the same student told me "you are not my onee-chan anymore." I gotta get out of this career actually 090
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 06/02/2025not to straight up quote my damn self but I told a student today "in this classroom, our waifus' clothing stays on" and that's what real pedagogy is 1120
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I actually had the exact same thought to recommend Calvino! I also love and recommend Invisible Cities and if on a winter's night a traveler 030
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 19/01/2025oh sorry sir i didn't see you there. and your little penis 0191
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 16/01/2025student came to my room today, told me he had a present for me, then handed me a color photocopy of his middle finger 1160
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I really like this one with a gremolata mixed in! the yield is huge, don't double it like I did or you'll be eating it for weeks. www.seriouseats.com/easy-lentil-...seriouseats.comEasy Lentil Soup RecipeThis easy lentil soup is packed with flavor thanks to a dual-use mixture of parsley, garlic, and lemon zest that gets added both before and after cooking. 110
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 12/01/2025it's a power you unlock by being the size of a lozenge 030
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 12/01/2025sure neocaridina are cute but I think we should have bred ornamental scuds instead. I've had a vase full of those things thriving on my dining table for months 030
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 11/01/2025reminder that the timeless cultural touchstone "mata nui online game" is archived and playable at biomediaproject.com/bmp/play/web... 922682
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I go to group fitness classes at my local gym to discover new and exciting stiffnesses I never knew about before 0100
