sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025"bowl" as menu item category: artificial & false. complicit in reducing of foods to mere carbs and proteins. true bowl foods need not mention the bowl. naming it diminishes them. "plate" as menu item category: implies bounty, diversity, adventure. trustworthy & kind. we love a plate that's heaping. 191
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I can't believe in ~5 years of visiting miami I've never visited the everglades until now. what a mindblowing park, it's like someone upturned a bucket of animals in front of every step you take. all of these animals were on a short, heavily traffic path! puts our california parks to shame tbh 1150
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 26/08/2025the 2000s-10s obsession with the supposed repulsiveness of the word moist misled our collective ire from the real grossest word out there: frosh 190
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 13/07/2025remember how the 00s tried to make "guesstimate" a thing? I'm glad it's dead it's literally just "estimate" but less cute 060
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 10/06/2025whoa splatoon raiders is actually the first game to get me psyched for switch 2... I don't think my heart has pvp in but I WILL take a single player spinoff thank you 0100
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 09/06/2025the narrative that LA is in any way invaded or occupied by immigrants and the people seeking to protect them has me fucking furious. out of all the heartbreaking shit out there, in this moment that's what's getting me the most. 171
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 26/05/2025shout out to these lovely ladies for helping everyone cross the street safely 0170
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 18/05/2025ok I need to preface this by making clear that I adore being a teacher and giving students the opportunity to discover new parts of the community they live in is incredibly gratifying and never for a moment do I wish I was doing anything else FUCK field trips tho 170
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 08/05/2025heard a weird papery sound in my classroom today, turned out it was this big boy trying to escape through a window 0250
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 03/05/2025the last week was an insane rollercoaster. I rode 66 miles (on 4 hours of sleep) on saturday to fundraise for oakland schools, then learned that we lost 6 staffmembers to d*ge bullshit on sunday, then narrowly averted a one day strike the same thursday we tentatively brought those staffmembers back 150
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 29/03/2025what the hell are they talking about in infinity nikki 030
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I explained the difference in pronunciation between the words "live," "leave," and "leaf" to a spanish first-language student today, and he looked at me wide-eyed and said "english is crazy." 020
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 15/02/2025probably feels good as fuckkkkkk to be a lizard basking on a rock 0232
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 06/02/2025not to straight up quote my damn self but I told a student today "in this classroom, our waifus' clothing stays on" and that's what real pedagogy is 1120
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 19/01/2025oh sorry sir i didn't see you there. and your little penis 0191
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 16/01/2025student came to my room today, told me he had a present for me, then handed me a color photocopy of his middle finger 1160
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 11/01/2025reminder that the timeless cultural touchstone "mata nui online game" is archived and playable at biomediaproject.com/bmp/play/web... 922682
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I go to group fitness classes at my local gym to discover new and exciting stiffnesses I never knew about before 0100
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 23/12/2024the mating behavior between our honey gouramis is SO funny. he keeps rotating to give her the fullest view of his sexy pose and she just doesn't care 0131
Reposted by seanMichael Caterino @mcaterino.bsky.social · 20/12/2024In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh. 5474872002
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 19/12/2024potlucks drive me to self destructive behavior like julienning two pounds of scallions 1370
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 03/12/2024first student question of sex ed this year: if sex is so good, why isn't there sex 2? 060
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 01/12/2024americas test kitchen killing it in the graphics department 0141
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 17/11/2024polyhedral planetoids! I'm still really into the colors I had going on here #art 13312
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024fun lesson I'm learning in my education career is that group projects are horrible for teachers too 1110
Reposted by seansean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 31/10/2024happy whale falloween from the spooookiest deep sea ecosystem! #sciart 14815
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 12/11/2024printer cables are always subjecting you to some kind of fucking trapezoid and I won't stand for it anymore 130
sean @swoletergeist.bsky.social · 11/11/2024dude our fish exhibited mating behaviors for literally one day (embracing, bubble nesting) before giving up. is it because we were staring 1140
