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I do things sometimes.

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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 14h
halloween is the most noble and virtuous holiday because it's the one Cops hate the most and have spent the past 40 years trying to destroy
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 20h
Spooooky month
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DID YOU KNOW? If you press [SHIFT] and [CTRL] at the same time, you can perform a CROUCH-JUMP™, which will allow you to jump higher!
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you have to ask yourself if you want to continue doing something, you probably don’t REALLY want to continue that thing.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Martyrdom is dumb, that’s why it’s called martyrDUMB.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you guys ever seen The Flatiron? It’s a picture of the Flatiron Building in New York City just a few years after it was built. It’s such a vibe.
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Aurora ♡ @aurawra21.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
posting this isn't enough, i need a gun
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Goodbye, Lara finale was great.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goodbye, Lara finale tomorrow. I am scared.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My hair always looks best on Saturdays, it is weird.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?
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Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured
ALT: Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goodbye, Lara fills me with a joy and vitality I’ve never known.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am very scared that the rerelease of The Transformers: The Movie will bring about a bunch of annoying complaints about Hot Rod for “killing Optimus Prime”.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh I might throw up
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-NTN-Arts- @ntnarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Moist
(Left) Screenshot of Hoist taken from the original Transformers cartoon.

(Right) A cube-like Hoist drawn by me.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Knights of Unicron have now withdrawn from the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Final review of Amphibia: Lesbians deserve rights.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m making a prediction (I am good at this)
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do you understand how hard it is to NOT be elitist when you hear the same bad takes every single day of your life for years? I’m going fucking crazy.
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in rabbit fire there's a scene where mel blanc does daffy imitating bugs and bugs imitating daffy and it feels like witnessing one of the miracles of christ
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You have the freedom to separate shapes from sizes.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I. eat. your. art. I eat it up.
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“The new Legend of Zelda looks like THAT???” - the most commonly spoken phrase in human history
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Zucchinna @zucchinnaart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i wish writing was easier for me
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do you understand how weird it is to read references to very currently-in-the-news-regularly politicians in stories from before everyone had to hear their names constantly? I think it’s become the only way I know there was a time before.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Doot doot motherfuckers, I just discovered the correlation between the words benevolent and malevolent.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I will never die.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Who am I
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Jupiter they have storms and also surround sound systems.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hate this
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m a failure
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hatsune Miku
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The range of misspellings I have seen of Arblus’s name staggers me.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I keep forgetting that I’ve actually seen The Shining. It’s very strange.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I shouldn’t need to say this, but it seems I have to. If your instinct upon hearing about somebody’s death is to use Generative AI for a so-called “tribute”, you are a fucking disgrace. You are not paying tribute, you are not paying respect, you are exploiting their death for a shitty algorithm.
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Kris "Drivaaar" Carter @drivaaar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Nick Roche @nickroche.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lovely bit of Cullen-on-Cullen action here, obviously. But look at how nice the animation is here. Prime and Ironhide's head tilts, Ratchet kneeling foreshortened gestures, Ironhide being lift -- then check Jazz's footwork as he places him in Ratchet! That step-over-step! Such care.
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Nick Roche @nickroche.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ironhide erasure happening in real time but y'all ain't ready for that conversation smh
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never go outside. You will be bitten by mosquitoes, and then you will die.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton AND Tim Curry died a day apart what on Earth is happening???
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How do I kill every fruit fly
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don’t see people #summer
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Triangle ears
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The size of your brain tells you how much you can photosynthesize.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Calling 2001: A Space Odyssey boring is like calling a piece of toast “just some bread”. You’re technically right, but like… that’s its whole thing.
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Be sure the fittings are securely welded!
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Swivelbot @swivelbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Compliments? Of what, the chef?
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