Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026FUCK YOU LEGO BATMAN, KING KONG IS NOT A VILLAIN #justiceforkingkong #legobatman 000 0
Reposted by Switchback Hyperloop🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026Repost to scare Bluesky developers 22210811400 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I'm starting a charity to donate large women with crop tops and big ol boots to the public at large, I think we need more of them. 000 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 28/04/2026#PetPlay but I'm a Solomon Island #Skink. Give me some leafy greens. I need my enclosure to be at 65% humidity. I have ecsaped my perch and I'm now climbing the curtains. Don't touch me or I'll fucking BITE you. 120 0
Reposted by Switchback HyperloopMelissa Yee 🍄🌿 @theboneforest.bsky.social · 23/04/2026🦴 Fig. 61 : Pelican Eel @dothe100dayproject • #the100dayproject2026 #art #illustration #animalbones #pelicaneel 1112 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 25/04/2026God gives his best #fanfic ideas to his horniest soldiers. #itme 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Not to be an ivory tower gatekeeping jackass, but we really need to stop using academic terms as Buzz Words. No, that scented oil is not going to 'activate your vagus nerve'. 000 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026#Pokémon Ammonia and Pokémon Bleach. CAUTION: DO NOT TRADE BETWEEN VERSIONS. 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Thinking about an old college buddy who said women only liked the movie #EverAfter bc the prince was a silly, girly fantasy man who liked that Danielle was a reader. In retrospect, fuck you Brandon. 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 01/01/2026My #NewYearsResolution is read more books, grow one (1) goddamn tomato plant to fruition, learn more curses and hexes, and ruthlessly mock people who use chatGPT. 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Fill a traffic cone with yaoi and yuri manga, call it the Porn-u-Copia. Thank u, goodnight. 000 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Testing a pattern for a shirt collar #embroidery #centipede #TheNeedForPede 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 07/11/2025God, I love #DepecheMode. Such range. They got horny goth-cowboy yearning with 'Personal Jesus', and then they turn around with 'I Just Can't Get Enough', a song made entirely of cartoon soubd effects. 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 03/11/2025"Ooooh, a #girlmom could neeeever understand what I, a #boymom, goes thru, ooooh, my son(s) are so messy and crazyyyyy" Lady, I got one of each and they both keep trying to burn the house down and eat rocks, wtf are you TALKING ABOUT???? 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Watchin #Moomins 1969 with the kids. This is the best. 000 0
Reposted by Switchback HyperloopWill Graham's Boxers @gramgramsboxers.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Interviewer: when did you realize you felt something for one another? (This interview is 110% real. I authenticated it myself) #Hannibal #Hannigram #HannibalLecter #WillGraham 2145 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Not to be An Old, but wtf is a #performativemale? Are we just making up dudes to be mad at now? Are you guys not already worried about the fascists? 021 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"Astrology is just biological essentialism with more steps" really blew the doors and windows out of my brain. 020 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 05/10/2025There are #TwoWolves inside of me. Oh God, Oh God! Help! Someone please call 911. How did this happen? Oh God, THEY'RE DIGGIN THEIR WAY OUT, THEY’RE GETTINGOUTOHGODGODGOD 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 29/09/2025#Halloween is for queers, girls, and other assorted freaks. Homophobes, TERFs, and other bummers not allowed. 000 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 29/09/2025IT'S #HALLOWEEN Movie time! Today's viewing: #Nosferatu (2024) Why is it a Halloween Movie?: Vampires, rats, rotting corpses, period piece, blood, gay, horny, religious iconography, magic, Willem Dafoe. 020 0
Reposted by Switchback HyperloopXiran Jay Zhao @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Born to watch the cave entrance at night, stuck living as a dysfunctional modern human 😔 19674158 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 26/09/2025This is a #CallOut post for my wife who, despite being a highly accomplished engineer, has not yet made me dishes that wash themselves, water that is less splashy, or a teleporter. Wtf is that degree even for??? 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 24/09/2025There are #TwoWolves inside of me. They were not very tasty. 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 24/09/2025There are #TwoWolves inside of me. There are infinite wolves inside me. I am boundless, eternal, and all consuming. There's also a 7-11. 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 23/09/2025There are #TwoWolves inside me. Actually, there are 15 wolves inside me. I am North Carolina's Albemarle Peninsula. 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 23/09/2025There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I am zoo that's part of a SSP for wolves. Hopefully there will soon be more wolves inside of me. 111 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 23/09/2025There are #TwoWolves inside me. I am a mecha in a furry anime. 021 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 23/09/2025There are #TwoWolves inside of me. This #werewolf romantasy just got real kinky. 011 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 22/09/2025There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I have died while hiking in the wilderness and they are eating my intestines. 021 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 16/09/2025The only item on my To Do List is "Lounge whorishly" and thus far I am AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. 011 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Everyone look my kitty cat and her little footprints in the blanket. #cats 070 0
Reposted by Switchback HyperloopMx. Kit if you're nasty @dreadkithulhu.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Who's the villain and who's the hero in your marriage? 201 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 07/09/2025These 2 dudes from #Roku City look like the Seme and Uke from that one yaoi meme. #OohMarinerSama #MmmBravesChan ( #baseball fujoshis, is this accurate? Idk anything about baseball, much less who tops) 000 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 06/09/2025This is homophobic against me, personally #legend1985 #timcurry #buyphysicalmedia 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I think the best way to spice up a marriage and rediscover the spark would be supervillain/superhero role play. Just running around Doofenshmirtzing and Perrying. Thwarting each other. 110 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Shitty #podcast idea #2: Reality TV style updates on the conflict between the crows, red-shouldered hawks, and carolina wrens living in my neighborhood. The flock of black vultures that live on the roof of the nearby supermarket make frequent appearances. #birdwatching 110 0
Reposted by Switchback Hyperloop𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/08/2025This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable. 461222258464 0
Reposted by Switchback HyperloopMx. Kit if you're nasty @dreadkithulhu.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Ya know. That could work 101 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Shitty podcast idea: #ScoobyDoo Process: A podcast exploring the legal ramifications of the actions of Scooby and The Gang. (Spoiler: Everyone is guilty of B&E) 110 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 20/08/2025"Ugly" people are hot af, you guys are just cowards. 000 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 16/08/2025#MissedConnections A fellow #LGBT mom couple at the family science museum PLEASE COME HANG OUT WITH ME AND MY WIFE, ALL THE OTHER PARENTS I KNOW ARE STRAIGHT. 010 0
Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I'm still a beginner at #embroidery, but I'm very proud of this lil thing I made for my wife to hang at her work desk #fiberart 040 0
