Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Old mate Carlton supporter on the train has to choose between going to the Happy Mondays or the Blues this week. Hope he makes the right call. 010
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Anyone else get some AI-generated security questions when doing the census? Here’s what I got, it’s almost like “The Government” has been following me for my whole life. www.footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-life...footyalmanac.com.auAlmanac Life: New Census Security Features 000
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hardwick for Essendon. You’re hearing it more and more (since I made it up a minute ago) 050
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026In the past two weeks I’ve seen live 500th AFL goal -Tom Lynch 700th AFL goal - Tex Walker 600th AFL goal - Jack Gunston 000
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Probably shouldn’t have assumed that this game was being played in Melbourne when I did my tips 100
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 04/06/2026BT starts by calling Borlase at the centre bounce 000
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026When Essendon said that Scott would see out the season, they meant Autumn. 041
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live Ramones Irving & the U-Bombs Two Way Garden The Numbers The Pursuit of Happiness The Aints! Devo XTC Magazine Flowers 042
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Serious question, does the Essendon Cheer Squad still exist?There was a banner today, but virtually no red and black presence in M3. 001
Reposted by Swish'll KnowAnthony Gregory @anthonygregory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026A happy 75th birthday to one of the all-time greats youtu.be/3edg69iBr2Q?... 1254
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Say a few words from an old TV commercial that some of us will remember: “Don’t just tip a winner folks, back ‘em on Footypunt” youtu.be/LbnWuCA3yzcyoutu.beSANFL Footypunt 1989 with Graham CampbellYouTube video by adelaidecrowsrdabest 020
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I think Sandy’s skivvy came with its own vertical hold knob 010
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Sunday arvo footy from the SCG, just like the 80s 010
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Post a deep-cut quote from your favourite movie “Ooh Alvin” 030
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Slept in my Smiths t-shirt and fell out of bed twice 000
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Barassi Way has a good ring to it but I reckon Haydn Brunton and his family might be a bit aggrieved. 000
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 22/09/2025As long as AI serves up this slop, I'll still be bringing you the correct stories. 110
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 24/08/2025@fmi.bsky.social did you pay Bruce off? Well played. 000
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I was once besotted with a girl that farted a lot, in fact I was inflatuated. 000
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Geez, the Crows’ end of season trip fund is looking good. 100
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 10/08/2025If a kicked ball touches the flags/holder behind the goal posts after crossing the goal line, it is ruled a behind. Suggestion: put the flags/holders on the side of the goal post nearest the behind line, thus removing the possibility of the above scenario. 110
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Is there a sweeter meal than the post-colonoscopy sandwich? 030
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 03/08/2025@lucasgarth.bsky.social well played and good luck for the rest of the finals 010
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Crows having trouble coming off last week’s bye against Port. 110
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 21/07/2025No centre bounce? Why not start using a round ball to remove much of the game’s unpredictable nature? 000
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 13/07/2025So the rest of the home and away games will be littered with displays of faux masculinity by blokes who won’t be playing in September for the next couple of years, if ever. #afl 000
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I liked footy better when I didn’t like it so much. 020
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 26/06/2025That Carlton trainer has just entered shit leg tatt protocols 010
Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Goss: Blues to toss Voss as boss after this loss 030