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I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.

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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Old mate Carlton supporter on the train has to choose between going to the Happy Mondays or the Blues this week. Hope he makes the right call.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Coooollllliiiinnnngggwoops
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What should I read first?
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anyone else get some AI-generated security questions when doing the census? Here’s what I got, it’s almost like “The Government” has been following me for my whole life. www.footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-life...
footyalmanac.com.au
Almanac Life: New Census Security Features
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hardwick for Essendon. You’re hearing it more and more (since I made it up a minute ago)
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In the past two weeks I’ve seen live 500th AFL goal -Tom Lynch 700th AFL goal - Tex Walker 600th AFL goal - Jack Gunston
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ok boys, over the top
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@wbmarsland.bsky.social
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Probably shouldn’t have assumed that this game was being played in Melbourne when I did my tips
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Is this Essendon supporter who I think it is?
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
BT starts by calling Borlase at the centre bounce
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
With a long stick I hope
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
When Essendon said that Scott would see out the season, they meant Autumn.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live Ramones Irving & the U-Bombs Two Way Garden The Numbers The Pursuit of Happiness The Aints! Devo XTC Magazine Flowers
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
BT’s called McAndrew “McDonald” twice so far
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Serious question, does the Essendon Cheer Squad still exist?There was a banner today, but virtually no red and black presence in M3.
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Anthony Gregory @anthonygregory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A happy 75th birthday to one of the all-time greats youtu.be/3edg69iBr2Q?...
I, Jonathan by Jonathan Richman
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Say a few words from an old TV commercial that some of us will remember: “Don’t just tip a winner folks, back ‘em on Footypunt” youtu.be/LbnWuCA3yzc
youtu.be
SANFL Footypunt 1989 with Graham Campbell
YouTube video by adelaidecrowsrdabest
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think Sandy’s skivvy came with its own vertical hold knob
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sunday arvo footy from the SCG, just like the 80s
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Post a deep-cut quote from your favourite movie “Ooh Alvin”
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Slept in my Smiths t-shirt and fell out of bed twice
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Go Crows @adelaidefc.bsky.social
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Barassi Way has a good ring to it but I reckon Haydn Brunton and his family might be a bit aggrieved.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Joey Johnny Tommy Dee Dee
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🎶 I got wheels, I know how to use them 🎶
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
#AusOpen has hate speech all sorted
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Skivvies Are Back
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I give up. Is Patterson 2 or 51?
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
As long as AI serves up this slop, I'll still be bringing you the correct stories.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
@fmi.bsky.social did you pay Bruce off? Well played.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
That new Twins reboot is a ripper.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I was once besotted with a girl that farted a lot, in fact I was inflatuated.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Geez, the Crows’ end of season trip fund is looking good.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
If a kicked ball touches the flags/holder behind the goal posts after crossing the goal line, it is ruled a behind. Suggestion: put the flags/holders on the side of the goal post nearest the behind line, thus removing the possibility of the above scenario.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This one’s for @4boat.bsky.social #goad
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Is there a sweeter meal than the post-colonoscopy sandwich?
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
@lucasgarth.bsky.social well played and good luck for the rest of the finals
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
D’Amchokio
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Crows having trouble coming off last week’s bye against Port.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
No centre bounce? Why not start using a round ball to remove much of the game’s unpredictable nature?
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Suns happy to get the 4 points
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
So the rest of the home and away games will be littered with displays of faux masculinity by blokes who won’t be playing in September for the next couple of years, if ever. #afl
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It’s Curtins for the Dogs
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I liked footy better when I didn’t like it so much.
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Lookin’ good @andrewgigacz.bsky.social
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
That Carlton trainer has just entered shit leg tatt protocols
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Goss: Blues to toss Voss as boss after this loss
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Graphic Design Burnie style 1980
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Swish'll Know @swishtter.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Amartey would be hopeless at Pointless
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