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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I had a choice between watching the #NRL Grand Final and Creature From the Black Lagoon. I opted for the latter. I stand by that decision. #NRLGF #NRLGrandFinal #NRLRoostersKnights

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Every time I go to the bathroom Glen and Rex are in there.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Butts covered. Butters more slippery.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The odds of every Marshall who's played #AFL footy in the current millennium moving to a new club this off-season have shortened. #Rowan #Todd #Sam

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And a reminder that today is the FIRST day of the SECOND month of the THIRD full season of the year. Please adjust your brains accordingly.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is the sort of thing that can happen as you get older.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Australia didn't get the win last night, but as someone born on 3/3 at 3:33pm weighing 3.3kg, I'm glad they did the next best thing. #SAvAUS

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Suns trailing St Kilda 16-31 at half time and looking as disorganised as Tilly's Holy Roman Imperial army did against Gustavus II Adolphus of Sweden's troops in the Battle of Breitenfeld. Incidentally, the Battle of Breitenfeld was in 1631. #AFLWSunsSaints

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Adam Cooney breaks new ground by answering a question and then asking it. #AFL #AFLGF #AFLFinals

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HALF-TIME READ: After last Saturday's post-game incidents, I did a little bit of a deep dive into the history of bottles being thrown at footy umpires. It's been going on for more than a century. #AFLGF #AFLFinals #AFLFreoLions

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A slight detour from one-game players today, but we're still at the footy. In light of last week's unsavoury post-match behaviour at the MCG

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A zero-point margin at the long break makes this the closest first half of a Grand Final since... last year (0). #AFLGF #AFLFinals #AFLFreoLions

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ten different goalkickers kicking the first 10 goals of a Grand Final is the most since... last year (12). #AFLGF #AFLFinals #AFLFreoLions

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

North coming from 17 points down at quarter time to lead 27-20 at the long break, proving that Kangaroos' "WE'RE BOLD" ERA is not over yet. #AFLDeesNorth

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Presumably Pope’s replacement was selected via a conclave. #AFLWDogsPower

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Only three months to Christmas – have you got me a present yet?

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Remember, nothing's more important than famliy (except maybe proofreading).

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Probably an appropriate forum for dealing with an alleged gut punch. "Oh Cisco!" "Oh puncho!" (Apologies to those too young to get this reference, i.e. most of you.)

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

To spice up a likely boring #BrownlowMedal count, anagrams of some past winners: 1. ED SAW NAN 2. TERRIBLE SON 3. NO SHAME, JJ? 4. BOUNCINESS 5. DUNNY, NO BATH 6. I TRIM NUTS AND... 7. ...LARGE DICK TIP (FAR END) 8. DOC'S GROIN. LOL 9. IN A SHOWDOWN? EE! 10. MR SHREWD IN AFL. LOL 11. TRAIN/SWEAT

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hope it’s a BIG red car. If it is, The Wiggles might be there! #BrownlowMedal

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ironically worth more than 10.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Don't smoke weed before a game.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When you’re far from home and you bump into old friends…

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Watching the PGA golf and the commentator just said, "You won't see a better shot today." So I turned it off.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hawthorn leading 67-53 at half time. If the Lions want to win this, they'd better get a... #AFLHawksLions #AFLFinals

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dees leading 47-24 at three-quarter time and one step closer to establishing themselves as the Alpha team of 2026. #AFLWDeesBlues

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

FUN FOOTY FACT: The three-quarter time aggregate score of the #AFLWPiesCats game was the equal 18th-highest in #AFLW history. Five minutes into the final term and it's into the top 10.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Aishling Moloney channelling Jeff Fehring. #AFLPiesCats

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Collingwood trailing 6.1-6.4 at half time of #AFLWPiesCats but playing pretty well. If they keep this up, they may yet have...

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm guessing this is Chloe Scheer's least favourite Queen album. #AFLWPiesCats

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The last quarter tonight went for exactly 30 minutes. We have reached Greg Swann’s utopia! #AFLSwansFreo #AFLFinals

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Déjà vu for Sydney fans as the Swans go down 71 v 83, just as they did in 1968. [Bonus OMEN WATCH: The team that beat them went on to win that year's premiership.] #AFLFinals #AFLSwansFreo

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Caleb to his brother after the game: "Jai Serong, Serong Whatever will be, will be The future's not you, but me Jai Serong, Serong" #AFLFinals #AFLSwansFreo

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"They're going to have to get smaller." — David King calling for the impossible. #AFLSwansFreo #AFLFinals

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sydney predicting the winner of Sunday's SANFL Grand Final by leading 48-29 at half-time. #AFLSwansFreo #AFLFinals

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Swans giving a nice nod to Buddy by leading 29-13 at quarter time. #AFLFinals #AFLSwansFreo

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

TUESDAY TOP 12: FOOTY CARTOON CHARACTERS 🟥 Red Card for anyone who nominates the Tasmanian Devil. 1. Joel Sel-woody Woodpecker 2. Bluey Hampshire 3. Pepé Le Puopolo 4. Foghorn Polkinghorne 5. Anthony Rocky and Bullwinkle 6. Emma Kearney Rubble

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm so hungry I could eat a 1000 kg dumpling. Not eating all day has left me wantin' a one-tonne wonton.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

GIGZ'S HANDY VISUAL EXPLAINER #97 With Zak Butters very much in the news at the moment, and Trent Cotchin's ad with Daniel Gorringe on high rotation, it's important not to get confused. In my handy visual guide below, that's Butters, Cotch in the top row, and butterscotch on the bottom.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We are one step away from seeing my dastardly plan completed, one which will result in the following being Bulldogs: Buku, Budarick, Butters, Buttifant, Butts, Busslinger. #AFL #GoDogs

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Earliest known edition of Damian Barrett's 'Sliding Doors'. #AFL

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Brisbane leading 42-15 at quarter time and looking very likely to advance... #AFLionsCrows #AFLFinals

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I've always said that Brisbane is 33 times the team Adelaide is. #AFLionsCrows #AFLFinals

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

PROJECTED FINAL SCORE: Brisbane 100.20.620 vs Adelaide 0.0.0 #AFLionsCrows #AFLFinals

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hawks vs Dogs at the Kennedy Space Center – I mean the Kennedy Community Centre. #AFLWHawksDogs

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Geelong trailing 13-38 at quarter time and looking as rattled as the Southamptoners did when the French, Norman, Italian and Castilian forces attacked during the English Channel naval campaign. Incidentally, Southampton was destroyed by that assault in 1338. #AFLFreoCats #AFLFinals

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